>You and Luna sat quietly in her chambers as she finished her paperwork.
>She had said she was willing to take you on a patrol with her guards, which was something you had always wanted to do.
>Kicking bad guy ass would be fun, provided one was encountered.
>If there wasn't any such encounter, no harm, no foul.
>It was the experience that counted.
>Aside from all of this, what she hadn't said was that she had a massive amount of paperwork to finish.
>The boredom killed you as she scribbled away at her notes.
>"I'm truly sorry for this, Anonymous," she said while writing.
>You only grunted in response, checking for dirt under your fingernails.
>Her quill dipped itself in the inkwell several times, but never seemed to separate itself from it for long.
>"Ha!" she shouted, dotting a few more things on the paper in front of her. "At last, I am finished!"
>You sat up from your position on Luna's bed, ready for the patrol.
>A loud groaning noise halted your exit.
>There was an awkward pause, before Luna looked down at her stomach.
>Staring at it for a moment, she looked back up to you, a sheepish grin on her face.
>"Did I say finished? I meant famished."
>You collapsed back onto the bed, frustrated.
>"I truly do apologize, Anonymous," she said in an attempt to appease you. "Perhaps we can find something quick to eat?"
>Only one food came to mind.
>Something fast and easy to order and eat.
>Pizza.
>You asked her about the suggested food, to which she cocked an eyebrow.
>"Pete-sa? I've never heard of such a food."
>Arising from her bed once again, you walk over to her desk and pick up the quill and inkwell.
>You assure her that she'll love pizza while grabbing a piece of parchment paper.
>Since phones and internet didn't exist in Equestria, the pizza ordering process started with a written letter delivered via magic.
>As odd as that sounded, it beat having to go in and order.
>Before writing, though, a thought came to mind.
>Were there even any pizzerias open this late?
>Luna's stomach growled again, which signaled to your mind to work faster.
>Picking one place at random, you begin your letter with your order, then ask Luna what she wants on her pizza.
>"What I would like? Food goes on top of the pete-sa?"
>Getting impatient, you decide to ask her whether or not she likes onions, green peppers, and olives.
>"I enjoy all three of those foods, Anonymous."
>Writing down the rest of the order, you roll the parchment up and tie it together with a ribbon, then ask Luna to send it to the pizzeria addressed.
>She levitates the letter with her magic, and in a flash, it disappears.
>There's an awkward silence while the pizza goes through the delivery process.
>This being an order from a royal, though, it wouldn't be long bef-
>"Princess Luna," an authoritative voice shouts from behind her chamber door, "A delivered item awaits you at the castle entrance."
>A bit too fast, maybe.
>The two of you exit her chambers and are met by a night guard, who escorts you and Luna to the front.
>A delivery mare sporting a red polo shirt and cap greets Luna at the entrance.
>"F-f-f-for y-you, y-y-your m-m-majesty."
>This young pegasus shakily handed over a white box, which Luna took in her magical grip.
>You paid the mare and tipped her well, having taken on the scary task of delivering something to the castle, let alone a princess.
>Taking the pizza, you and Luna return to her chambers.
>She opens the box with a curious look, which turns to a hungry one.
>She licks her lips at the smell.
>Setting the box down, she grabs a slice and bites into it.
>Her expression goes blank.
>Her pupils dilate.
>She chews her food slowly, savoring the taste.
>She closes her eyes tightly, and lets out a soft moan.
>Swallowing her food, she speaks. "How...have I never heard of this delectable cuisine since my return!?"
>She immediately levitates another slice and gobbles it down wholeheartedly.
>You decide to get your fill before she eats the whole thing, grabbing a couple slices for yourself.
>She scarfs down her next slice in under half a minute.
>You're almost terrified at her fervor, half-mindedly eating your share.
>She grabs the final slice and eats it in three bites.
>You've only gotten through half of your first slice.
>She licks her lips of any remaining food, and looks at the box, only to be disappointed at the lack of pizza.
>"Anonymous," she says excitedly, "this was one of the best meals I have ever consumed. Better than those fine salads, better than those gourmet soups, better than EVERYTHING."
>She rubs her blue belly as she remembers the taste.
>You finish your portion and ask her about patrol.
>"Oh, yes, how could I forget?" she says. "Follow me."
>The next half hour or so involves rounding up the guards, and getting outside.
>Her personal soldiers are gathered outside the castle entrance, where Luna leads them and you into the city of Canterlot.
>"Tonight, my subjects," she begins informatively, "I am offering a special reward. The first guard to apprehend any kind of criminal will have the pleasure of sharing a pizza with me. Most of the pizza shall be mine, however."
>Some of her guards shrugged and spoke among themselves, wondering what could be the reasoning behind the offer.
>"Am I clear?"
>The entire guard chanted, "Yes, Princess Luna!"
>You may have created a monster.