>You are Anonymous.
>You are sitting in your home, watching TV.
>The newscaster was going on about the lunar spectrum being out of whack or something.
>You weren't really paying attention.
>You decided to look out a window, seeing the clear night sky.
>It was glorious.
>As you stargazed, you noticed something odd.
>Stars were flashing in and out of existence at a rapid pace.
>Some were even physically moving from one spot to another.
>What the Hell?
>It stopped after a couple minutes.
>You sat there, wondering what just happened.
>Suddenly, there was a knocking at your door.
>You get up from your couch and walk over to the front door.
>You open it to reveal a dark blue horse standing on your doorstep.
>"I request lodging in this building, creature. I am not sure how I arrived here, but the night sky is completely unorganized, and I am famished from the work to fix it."
>She's slightly sweating, and she pants in between words.
>You decide to let her in against your better judgement.
>Her face lights up.
>"Excellent! You will not regret the choice to allow me fortitude! Now, what was being prepared for dinner?"
>That was a question you yourself couldn't answer.
>You went to your kitchen and looked through the cupboards.
>You decided on star-shaped macaroni and cheese.
>It was only fitting, really.
>You cook the boxed dinner and serve yourself and her.
>She gobbles the stuff up.
>"Delicious cuisine! Never have I tasted such fine food!"
>After dinner, she sits on your couch with you.
>She watches the TV, mesmerized by the technology of it.
>It gets late, and without knowing it, you fall asleep.
>The next morning, you awake to the sound of the front door closing.
>She cuddles up next to you on the couch and is instantly asleep.
>Your morning starts out with a blue horse cuddling with you.
>You've had weirder days.
>You just wish you could get up to pee...