>You were le Redditor.
>You made le way to le Equestria through le suicide.
>You hated le life and didn't believe in le god.
>You knew you would end up in le Equestria.
>You ended up in le Canterlot.
>Specifically, le Canterlot Castle.
>In front of le Luna.
>She le jumps back at your sudden le appearance.
>"Creature, from where did you arrive!?"
>This was le perfect.
>You loved le video games and le Gamer Luna.
>Luckily, you had le 3DS in your pocket.
>You brought it out and le showed it to her.
"You like le video games, right?"
>Your eyes le lit up.
>"What is this 'video game' you speak of? Who are you?"
>What, she didn't like le video games?
>Then you'd have to le educate her!
>You le ran up to her with le 3DS in hand.
"This is le video game Luna! I'm sure you would le love them!"
>She le smacks the device out of your le hands.
>"Begone with that contraption! Why are you here!?"
>She...she le doesn't care about video games...
>Your le afterlife is le ruined.
>All you wanted was to play le video games with le Gamer Luna.
>"ANSWER MY QUESTIONS, CREATURE!"
>You le didn't care anymore.
>Without le Gamer Luna in your le afterlife, what was the point?
>You ran out of le nearby window to your second death, forgetting all your le worries.
 
>You are Princess Luna.
>An odd, fat creature wearing a fedora had just jumped out of the window in your room.
>He left his odd device in the corner of your room.
>You picked it up with your magic and investigated it.
>Its bright screen hurt your eyes, and the sounds it made gave you a headache.
"If it's this irritating, it must be garbage."
>You tossed it in your trash can and made your way out.