>The guard ponies saluted each other as they passed by, patrolling the dark streets of Canterlot.
>It had been a peaceful, quiet night.
>One of the guards, High Noon, was happy that criminals knew their place.
>The other, Bright Sky, wanted to see some action, and was bored out of his mind.
>"When I signed up for the guard," thought Bright Sky, "I figured there'd be a lot more to it then walking around the streets all night..."
>He wrinkled his noise at his own naivety.
>"What an idiot I was."
>High Noon looked around the corners of each alley he passed by, looking for anyone up to trouble.
>"I'm happy to have contributed to keeping Canterlot a safer place," High Noon thought.
>He turned the corner, and yelped in shock at what he found.
>Bright Sky heard this yelp, and ran towards the source of it.
>"Finally, something!"
>He made it to the spot as fast as he could, turning the same corner as High Noon.
>He found his fellow guard staring appalled at something tied to a lamp.
>Upon closer inspection, Bright Sky was able to recognize what was connected to the lamp.
>The white body.
>The huge, unfurled wings.
>The curvaceous flank with a sun cutie-mark.
>"P-princess Celestia!?" High Noon shouted in disbelief.
>Her form hung upside-down, her hooves tied together in rope, which in turn was tied to the lamp.
>She snored, drool forming at the edges of her mouth.
>"How did she...?"
>Bright Sky wasn't paying attention to High Noon's babbling.
>He instead stared at the princess, turned on by the fact that she was wearing white lingerie and socks.
>"Who would even do this!?" High Noon angrily demanded.
>He took a moment to notice one more thing attached to the princess.
>A small note, wrapped around her horn with string.
>"Have fun! -L"
>Bright Sky drooled at the sight of the princess.
>Perhaps tonight wasn't as boring as he thought.
>"Bright Sky, quit ogling the princess and help me untie her!"
>The young guard shook his head.
>"Uh, yeah, yeah, right."
 
>The Canterlot sky was bright and sunny, signaling a perfect afternoon to be outside.
>Which is why Bright Sky himself mumbled angrily as he patrolled the perimeter of Canterlot Castle.
>Instead of being on the outside and playing some sports with his buddies, he was stuck in the castle, patrolling the same places over and over again.
>His superior and mentor, High Noon, had a route parallel to his, so that they would always meet in the middle.
>"Greetings, Bright Sky."
>"Hey."
>It went on and on like that, no stopping, all day.
>Bright Sky was going insane with boredom.
>That is, until he saw some figures moving in the distance.
>Ones that he couldn't quite make out.
>"High Noon, there's someone over there!"
>Bright Sky rushed over in an attempt to catch the mysterious silhouettes.
>Anything to break the boredom.
>One of the figures noticed Bright Sky and dashed away.
>"Stop!" he yelled out.
>When he reached the spot the figures sat in, his jaw dropped.
>High Noon was right behind Bright Sky.
>"What is it Bright Sky!? What did you f-"
>The older guard's jaw dropped as well.
>Before the two guards was an unconscious Luna bent over on a stool.
>Drool dripped out of mouth.
>In front of her was a small cloth with a handkerchief adorned with a sun, a jar of chloroform, and a note that read "Have Fun! ;)"
>Bright Sky admired the tight red lingerie and long, frilled socks put on the night pony.
>She was even fitted with a tiny bow around her torso.
>"This again!? Are the royal sisters in some kind of feud?" High Noon wondered aloud.
>"I dunno, but I hope it never ends," Bright Sky mused, his hoof reaching out to touch Luna's flank.
>High Noon slapped the other guard's hoof and scowled at him.
>Bright Sky groaned.
>"Alright, fine. Let's just untie her already."