>Your earthly belongings are all packed in boxes and ready to be brought out.
"This is quite the pile to start decorating with, eh princess?"
>"Not that the size matters. I'm sure it will be an enjoyable experience nonetheless."
>Celestia grabs a box with her magic, and you with your hands.
>Using a pair of scissors, you cut the packaging tape sealing the box and peek inside at the contents.
>In the box lies some of your old PC and gaming equipment, which are paperweights in Equestria.
>Truly a shame they haven't gotten the whole electricity thing completely down yet.
>You put the box aside, and grab for another one.
>"Anonymous?"
"Yeah?"
>"What is this?"
>You turn around to find Celestia holding one of your boxes.
"A box?"
>"No, inside the box."
>You peer inside to see what has her angry, and find something you had almost forgot you had.
>The IDW comics.
>Yes, you were one of the fags who went out and bought the comics instead of pirating them.
>Your fellow anons gave you shit for it.
>You had all the issues up to 20.
>Reflections.
>And it was right at the top of the pile, too.
>"What are these and why am I and my friends on them?"
>Bullshit mode activated.
"Well, y'see princess, back in my world, we had found signs of Equestrian civilization, and these comics are based on our findings."
>She digests your words, then smiles.
>"Interesting. Do you mind if I give them a read? I'd be interested in seeing what humans found of us."
"Uh, yeah, go ahead."
>She leaves the room with a smile, taking the whole box with her.
>Oh, good, now you get to unpack by yourself.
>Thanks, princess.
>You grunt, and go back to your boxes, frustrated.
 
>You finished your unpacking and heaved a mighty sigh, glad to finally be done.
>If Celestia hadn't fucking ditched you, you would have finished sooner.
>Whatever, now that the unpacking's done, you can sort through things to keep, and things to toss, something Celestia has no input in.
>The sound of the door opening behind you brings you out of your thoughts.
>Turning around, you find two things.
>Princess Celestia.
>Princess Luna.
>They looked...irate.
>"Anonymous...what exactly did humans find about us?"
"Scrolls, paintings, y'know that stuff."
>"And they based stories on us through them? Did they even do actual RESEARCH?"
>Oh boy.
>"Or did they find a few pieces of history and call it fact without looking into it?"
>You put on your best poker face and address her.
"Okay, please, get to the point and tell me what's wrong."
>Luna chimed in.
>"None of these events transpired! Wherever they got these ideas from, it certainly wasn't our history!"
>"And the way everypony is portrayed is just...it's insulting!"
>"Granted, the first few were fine, but as it progressed, it got worse!"
"Do tell, princesses."
>Wow, to think it would upset them this much.
>"This 'Reflections' story," Celestia pointed out, raising the comics with her magic, "it's absolutely absurd! I would NEVER put my feelings before my kingdom! And for SOMBRA!?"
>"Not to mention," Luna once again started, "these novels portray me as such a hooligan! A fool! Among the other ponies who act nothing like their actual selves, I'm the worst!"
>"I'm not sure how humans got to these conclusions about us, Anonymous, but in the case you ever return to your world, inform them of their inaccuracies, please."
"Well how am I going to do that if I don't know Equestrian history to begin with?"
>A scroll appears out of nowhere, floating in Celestia's magic.
>It opens up in front of you, and you read it closely.
>They signed you up for fucking history classes at a local university!
"Are you fucking serious!?"
>"It's clear you need some lessons in Equestrian history, Anonymous, and there's no getting out of this. It's for your own good."
"But-"
>"No buts, Anonymous," Luna interrupts. "Your classes begin next week. Your texts are ready for you in the library."
>The princesses leave in a huff, closing the door behind them.
>Great, just great.
>You were going back to school as an adult thanks to IDW.
>No wonder you stopped buying the comics.
>Reading them would make anyone dumb.