>"What makes Princess Celestia so perfect?" asks a stallion as you walk by in the market.
"Why are you asking me?"
>"You're Anonymous. You live with her. Tell me, why is she so perfect?"
>You could practically see the hearts form in his eyes at the mention of Sunbutt.
"Uh I don't-"
>"Is it her slender, toned body?"
"Maybe-"
>"Her beautiful face, and those crystal clear, magenta pools we call eyes?"
"I think-"
>"Or perhaps her delicate legs and soft, little hoofsies?"
>You didn't even try to interrupt him this time.
>"Mm, maybe it's that soothing voice of hers? I would love for her to sing me a lullaby. I would be asleep instantly."
"Uh huh."
>You kept browsing the stalls looking for any unique items or food.
>He continued to follow you.
>And talk to you.
>"Or maybe, it's her gentle demeanor. Everywhere she goes, she has this air of peace and tranquility to her. She can tame the wildest of animals simply with her presence."
>You picked up an apple and looked it over, the vendor smiling eagerly at you.
>"It could possibly be her divine coloring, too. A bright, pearly-pink. Maybe her mane, too? Its silky smoothness, and ever-flowing state..."
>"That'll be two bits, sir."
>You hand the money to the vendor, but before you can leave, the stallion puts his hoof on your shoulder.
>"What about you, Anonymous? What is your favorite part of Princess Celestia?"
"Uh...her...ass?"
>"...I'm sorry?"
"Her butt? I dunno, I really like looking at her butt. It's nice, round, and big."
>The stallion stares blankly for a moment, before a large grin forms on his face.
>"I can't believe I left that out! Thank you, Anonymous! Maybe that's what I was missing all this time! No wonder she's the perfect pony!"
>He sighs dreamily.
>"And someday...someday, she'll be mine..."
>You leave the lovestruck stallion to his daydreaming, chuckling.
"Good luck with that. She's mine."