>The tea kettle whistles on the stove. >"Oh, the tea's ready, Anonymous. I can go get it." >You stand up from your seat. "Nah, I'll get it. You just relax and wait, Princess." >She stays in her seat as you move to the oven, the whistling growing in volume as you approach. >You switch the burner off, silencing the room. >You rummage through a nearby cupboard and grab two teacups. >Taking the tea kettle by the handle, you pour Celestia and yourself a cup. >The steam rises from the cups and hits your face, the heat not discomforting you in the slightest. >You go through another cupboard, grabbing a plate. >You stepped to the opposite side of the counter to grab the plastic container containing the cookies you baked for this occasion. >Chocolate chip; Simple and suited for tea. >You take the cookies out one by one and set them on the plate, arranging them in a neat pile. >Nothing less for Princess Celestia, you figured. >With the refreshments ready, you set the plate and cups on a serving tray. >You take the tray in your hands and walk back to the table, where a patient Princess awaits you. >You set the food and drink on the tabletop, and take your seat. >She beams at you. >"Your secret recipe, I take it?" >One of the cups floats in her magical grip, and moves towards her. "Would it be anything else, Princess?" >She takes a sip, and sighs contentedly. >"Delightful as always, Anonymous. What is your secret?" "Well Princess," you begin, grabbing your cup, "if I told you that, you wouldn't need me around here anymore, would you?" >She chuckles at your humor. >"What makes you think that, Anonymous? Surely we'd find another reason to have these private meetings." >You take a sip of your concoction. >Tasty as always. >Just as she liked it.