>A note is slipped under your door hastily, somewhat crumpled from trying to get it to fit.
>Its frantic movement is enough to get you to wonder if it's some kind of bug at first glance.
>Walking over and picking up the paper, you try your best to read the pink and rather chicken scratch writing.
>"Do you like me?
>_Yes
>_No
>_Maybe"
>Each answer had a line to check on.
>But you weren't someone who just answered random mail.
>Grabbing a pencil, you write below the three answers.
"Who is this?"
>You slide the paper under the door and wait for a reply.
>It comes back about as fast as you'd expect.
>"Just answer the question."
>Picking up the paper again, you reread the answer, pencil in hand.
>You were always the risk taker, weren't you?
>Checking the "Yes", you slide the paper back under and wait again.
>A clopping of hooves can be heard outside before the note comes back.
>"Celestia's chambers. Ten minutes."
>The sound of hooves faded until they were no more.
>What was this silly sunhorse up to?
>You open the door and head out to the halls of Canterlot Castle, ready to investigate.
>Celestia's chambers were only a few hallways to the left.
>Your journey began and ended within about five minutes.
>Knocking on Celestia's door is met with the sound of scrambling hooves.
>"Y-YOU'RE EARLY."
>The door opens a creak, and you're met with Celestia's magenta, albeit bloodshot, eye.
"Uh...princess?"
>The door slams shut, and the sound of moving around follows.
>"W-wait right there, Anon! Don't move!"
>She fiddles about inside for a moment, and after a few minutes pass, the door opens once again.
>"Come in~"
>She tried to sound nice, but she still sounded nervous and twitchy.
>Entering, you find the room dimmed and decked in candles, a record player spouting a smooth sax, and the windows open to show off the clear night sky.
>Was she...?
>"H-hello, Anonymous~"
>Turning to Celestia, you find her dressed in a small, red, see-through nightgown.
>Her face is covered in hastily applied makeup, her mane is frazzled, and her eyes look rather small and crazy.
>And she can't stop fidgeting with her hooves.
>"I-I'm so glad you could make it."
"Sunhorse, are you doing okay?"
>"HAHA-" she slaps her mouth closed as soon as she realizes how loud she was.
>"I-I mean..." she tries her best to giggle cutely, but her nervousness makes her sound shaky. "Of course I'm okay, you kidder, you."
>Her butt suddenly starts to wiggle, and she grimaces, turning her head around to face it.
>"Stop it back there! I'VE ALMOST GOT HIM!"
>She freezes, then turns back to you with a wicked grin.
>"I-I'm sorry for that outburst. I don't know what came over me! Haha..."
>You stared at her awkwardly, slowly piecing together what was going on.
>You noticed her butt wouldn't stop shaking and twitching.
>Unfortunately, she caught your eye.
>"O-oh, do you want to see my butt, Anon!?"
>She quickly turns around to show you her rather large sunass,"
>"D-do you like it? I've been working hard to get it nice and firm!"
>She wiggles it in your face, and while you admittedly thought it looked pretty good, you were getting creeped out by Celestia's behavior.
>Never stick your dick in crazy, after all.
"It's...nice."
>She turns around faster then you can register, her eyes meeting yours in a flash.
>"PERFECT!"
>She pushes you onto her bed, then climbs on next to you, shoving her ass in your face.
>"Maybe you like it so much you could look at it more...or tell me how nice it is...or touch it."
>She covers her mouth again.
>"OopsdidIsaythathahasillyme!"
>This was starting to add up.
>Having been in Equestria for about a year now, you'd been given time to read up on pony sex and whatnot.
>And Celestia was...
>Well.
"Princess, are you in heat?"
>She silently stares at you for a moment, then laughs.
>"No, I'm not in heat! That's SILLY!" She chuckles a little. "But you should get naked."
>Sticking your dick in crazy AND getting a kid?
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JOsUhrrxeg
"Y'know Celestia, I think I gotta go."
>She gasps.
>"Nononono, you mustn't! Y-you, uh, you haven't tried the nice dinner I was going to make after we made lo-"
>Her hooves cover her mouth a third time.
"I think I'm good, thanks."
>You get up off the bed and head for the door.
>When you reach it, though, you find it's locked.
>A yellow aura encases the doorknob.
>You suddenly feel something behind you breathing down your neck.
>There's a tense silence as you resist the urge to turn around and face a sexy doom.
>Celestia leans in to whisper into your ear.
>"Make love to me."
>Your heart pounds as you try to form an escape plan.
>There was an open window to your right.
>Jumping out of it was a gamble, but maybe you'd land in a nearby tree.
>Maybe.
>Your foot shifts to the right a little.
>Preparing to face the sex-hungry princess, you ready yourself to bolt to the window.
>You turn around, meeting Celestia's eager face.
>"You've made the right choice, Anony-"
>Shoving her out of your way, you make a mad dash to the window, indeed finding a nearby tree you could jump into.
>LEAP OF FAITH!
>"NO, ANONYMOUS!"
>As you fall out the window, you stick your arms out and try desperately to cling to one of the branches of the tree.
>Your fingers roughly brush past one branch, surely leaving you with some splinters to deal with later.
>The pain subsides as the adrenaline continues to course through your body, and once you think you've lost hope, your hands are able to catch onto a branch.
>"ANONYMOUS!"
>What a short lived celebration.
>Celestia flies out her window in search of you, scanning the area with an intense eye.
>You quickly look at the ground below you to see if there's some kind of entrance back into the castle.
>As luck would have it, the main entrance was just below you.
>If you could climb down and make it in there, you could rush back to your room unscathed.
>Bonus points if Celestia doesn't see you.
>That pesky sunhorse was patrolling the skies above you, so it might be a good time to go.
>Looking down again, the closest branch is about a couple feet below you, but it isn't a drop you can't handle.
>You skillfully let go of the branch you're holding, then quickly catch the one below you.
>The entrance is still a ways away, and dropping now would be suicide.
>"AnonyMOUS~!"
>Celestia was flying around the tree now, certain it was where you were hiding.
>She still had to find you amid the leaves, though...
>Use that to your advantage, Anon.
>She was looking in the branches above you.
>The closest branch below would be a tough drop on your legs.
>Instead, you opt to grab onto the trunk of the tree and shimmy downwards.
>Carefully.
>No noise is made as you make your way down.
>Unfortunately, the tree shakes as you hear Celestia rummage through the leaves, making it tough for you to hold on.
>You gasp as one of your hands slips off the trunk, then cling with your other hand and hope that Celestia didn't hear you.
>...
>...
>The shaking continues, indicating that she was still unaware of your position.
>Taking the trunk in both hands once again, you shimmy down to the point that you can safely drop to the ground.
>"Found you~"
>That was right in your ear.
>You have no time to look at your attacker as you let go of the tree, falling to the grass below.
>At least you're able to watch Celestia humorously ram into the spot you were once in.
>Hitting the ground hurts a little, but it's not nearly anything compared to what Celestia may have in mind for you.
>Once she shakes the stars away, she looks down at you.
>This is your sign to get the fuck out of there.
>You dash over to the entrance of the castle, the beating of Celestia's wings coming shortly after you run.
>In an attempt to slow her down, you slam the doors in her face, and hear as she runs into yet another solid surface.
>That silly princess.
>Wasting no time, you run through the halls and towards your room, intent on locking the sun princess out.
>Once you hear the entrance doors fly open behind you, the princess' hooves hitting the floor is the most audible sound in the halls.
>"RUT ME, ANONYMOUS. RUTMERUTMERUTMERUTME!"
>The polished marble floors causes you to almost slide as you turn a corner, running up some stairs.
>Your room was on the second floor.
>Victory was nearly yours.
>Unfortunately, you being a human and Celestia being a horse, she was already near enough to catch you.
>You were just lucky she didn't attempt to pounce on you.
>Think quickly, though, or she WILL get you.
>Fuck.
>FUCK!
>You unbutton your overshirt as best you can while running, and when you find it loose enough, throw it back to the princess as a distraction.
>It lands right on her face.
>"GAH!"
>She tries to shake it off, and while you turn another corner, she runs head first into the wall.
>How she didn't have a concussion, you would never know.
>Whatever, your room was right there!
>You bust through, then turn around and slam the door shut, turning the lock.
>Once you check if the door is secured, you try to catch your breath, panting heavily.
>A sudden slam against the door causes you to jump backwards!
>"NOOO! BANISHED TO THE SAME BORING TOYS AGAIN!"
>She slams her hooves on the door, but it seemed she wasn't gonna try to break through.
>"NEXT TIME, ANONYMOUS! NEXT TIME!"
>She runs off, likely to her chambers.
>Works for you.
>It might be best to wait until she sleeps before coming out again.
 
>The clock struck ten, and you were certain Celestia had gone to bed by now.
>After all, simulating sex with toys was a tiring practice, right?
>...right.
>You approach your door, slowly turning the knob and peeking out.
>Your shirt still lies against the wall Celestia had hit
>The dark, silent halls did nothing to calm your nerves, as you knew anyone could be around any corner.
>Looking both ways before exiting, you sneak out and grab the shirt before sprinting back into your room.
>Close it.
>Lock it.
>Safe.
>You throw the shirt into the growing laundry pile and get back on your magically-connected-to-the-internet-from-Earth laptop.
>Shut up, it's magic.
>Suddenly, a note is slipped under your door.
>ohshit.png
>With knowledge of what happened last time, it may be best to keep your door closed.
>You go over to check out the note, noticing that it was written almost exactly like Celestia's, except the font was now blue.
>"Do you like me?
>_Yes
>_No
>_Maybe"
>You smartly check no and slide the note back under the door.
>Not a second passes before you hear a response.
>"CURSES! REJECTED BY ANOTHER POTENTIAL SUITOR! WHERE DID YOU PUT THE TOYS, SISTER!?"
>The clopping of hooves becomes quieter as Luna runs off to find relief.
>These crazy horses and their estrus.