Author's Note: This is shit. Don't read it.
 
>"So this is the kind of music you listened to back in your world?"
>The sounds of Queen, one of your favorite bands, emanated from a nearby stereo.
"Hell yeah, this was the stuff back where I come from. Why haven't you guys got anything like it?"
>"I would assume it's because our musicians just haven't come up with anything that sounds like it...yet."
>As the current song ends, she patiently awaits the next one, keeping her back to you and her eyes on the stereo.
>"Arrrrreee you gonna take me home to-night? Ohhhhh down beside that red firelight?"
>"This one's already got a catchy tune!"
>It was cute to see these horses react to your technology.
>"Fat-bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!"
>In came the loud thumps that signaled the beat of the song, and Celestia was hooked.
>She moved her body slightly along with the tune, smiling as the song went along.
>You, however, weren't fixated on the song.
>For each time the deep thump sounded out, Celestia would shake her rear almost alluringly.
>Considering the thumps continued throughout the song, you were staring at a constantly bopping sunhorse ass.
>Her large behind turned with each beat, their round shape inviting you to fondle it.
>Or do something similar.
>"Fat bottomed girls you make the rockin' world go round!"
>Indeed, Freddie.
>Her tail swished elegantly with each shake of her plot, looking almost like a ribbon.
>It was too much.
>Slowly, your hand crept up towards her butt, Celestia blissfully unaware and listening to the song.
>Your hand twitched as it followed her moving bottom, moving left and right as it did.
>When you were within range, you commanded your arm to fall swiftly.
>"I think this is my favorite song so far, Ano-"
>*SMACK!*
>Aside from the music, the room was dead silent as the both of you digested what had just happened.
>A small, red handprint remained on her bottom.
>Slowly, her neck craned to look back at you, her eyes coy.
>"Anonymous, I didn't think you liked the song that much."
"Whoa, wait, you're not going to kill me?"
>"Now why would I do that? That's the first advance anypony's made on me as long as I can remember."
"So what you're saying is you've been waiting for someone to make a move on you?"
>"Of course. Do you know how hard it is to be surrounded by buff, handsome, and loyal stallion guards all day and not have a single one of them so much as compliment me? I swear, they train them too well."
>She smirks, bringing up her hooves to shove you down onto your bed behind you.
>"I'd assume you're fine with what I'm getting to, Anonymous. It would be quite a scandal if word got out that a princess raped someone."
>You nod your head furiously, a huge grin plastered across your face.
>Holy fuck, sex with Celestia and all you had to do was slap her ass.
>Using her magic, Celestia undoes your pants and throws them across the room, grinning at your erect member pushing through your boxers.
>"Already excited, I see," she says with a chuckle.
>Removing your boxers as well, the princess practically salivates at the sight of your cock.
"Well, go ahe-UFF!"
>The princess immediately went down on you, the force of her face hitting your pelvis momentarily knocking the wind out of you.
>She sucked on you very hungrily, letting out several moans as she did so.
>Every time her mouth opened slightly, she would give some sign of pleasure, whether it be another moan or a smile before going back to work.
>Her warm breath against your member only helped to solidify it.
>Occasionally, her eyes would dart up to meet yours, and she would greet you with a giggle.
>You felt her tongue wrap around your shaft slightly, her bobbing head making her tongue massage your member further.
>You shivered as you felt the sensation of her massage, wave after wave of pleasure hitting you.
>She hummed as she continued her work, the throbbing of your cock not bothering her in the slightest.
>It was hard not to take deep breaths, as the more she sucked, the more you felt yourself short of breath.
>In a good way.
>"Will you be cumming anytime soon, Anonymous?" she asks as she takes a quick break from sucking.
"Guh..."
>"Hm, fine," she says before taking off her golden slippers.
>Her hooves now bare, she uses them to stroke your dick back and forth, the fuzziness of her coat serving to tickle your genitals.
>"Come on now, burst, Anonymous!"
"A-almost there."
>She takes one of her hooves and uses it to gently stroke your testicles, her other hoof still hard at work beating off your shaft.
>The pressure builds up inside your member, and precum coats your head.
>"Oh, a sample," she muses, her tongue slipping out to taste.
>Her tongue slowly brushes against your tip, savoring your flavor.
>"I like it," she says with a purr, going back to work with her hooves.
>She strokes you just enough so as not to leave any rug burn, but fast enough that you don't lose interest.
>You can't take anymore, and with a satisfied sigh, you feel yourself release, your cum somewhat landing on her face.
>She giggles, wiping herself with a hoof and licking it.
>"Took you long enough."
>After a moment of catching your breath, she climbs on to the bed next to you, turning her back to you.
>Her horsepussy, now visible, winks furiously at you.
>"My turn."
>You waste no time getting up and serving her, your hands reaching for her backside.
>Using your fingers, you trace around Celestia's outer folds, hearing the tremors in her breath as you do so.
>She's way too ready.
>You play along her outer regions for a short while longer, watching the winking with interest as your fingers glide around her folds.
>When you feel ready to move on, your index finger slides around her folds one more time, then inserts itself inside her.
>"Aaahhh~"
"Good to know you're enjoying this as much as I am."
>Feeling around inside her pussy, it's quite wet and warm.
>Very inviting.
>"I've made my dues..." Freddie sings on the stereo.
>You begin to increase the pace of your fingering, watching Celestia's hooves twitch as you do so.
>"Oooohh, yessss~"
>You add another finger to the mix, inserting your middle finger to go along with your index.
>It's almost like a Slip n' Slide in there as you keep tickling her.
>"Time after time..."
>You also make an effort to use your other index finger to massage her clit, enjoying the sharp gasp you elicit from the sunhorse when you do so.
>As your fingers continue working, you can feel her walls begin to tighten.
>"I've served my sentence...but committed no crime..."
>"It's coming, Anonymous! Go faster!"
>You obey her command, increasing the pace the of your fingers against her walls.
>Her clit receives the same treatment, your rubbing now at a furious pace.
>"And bad mistakes...I've made a few..."
>Hell, you take out your fingers and begin tonguing her innards.
>"AAAahhh!~"
>She tastes delicious, the sweetness of her mare juice enticing you to go deeper.
>"I've had my share of sand kicked in my face, but I've come through!"
>Her walls clench together, but you don't let up, readying yourself for the coming climax.
>"And I need just go on, and on, and on, and on!"
>With a scream of pleasure, Celestia releases her mare juices onto your face.
>"Weeeeee, are the champions, my frie-hends!"
>"DUN!"
>"DUN!"
>You lap up what drips out of her pussy, getting as much of her juice as you can.
>She shivers as you do, and when she's dry, your tongue slips back into your mouth.
>"Oh Anonymous, that was great," she says, rolling on her side to face you.
"Thanks, I don't get to practice too often, so I never know."
>"So do I. Tell me, was I good?"
"Fantastic, princess."
>She pulls you into a hug, using her wings to cover both of you.
>"I'm glad to hear that." She yawns. "Let's say we do this again sometime?"
"I like that idea." You yawn, too. "For now, how 'bout we take a nap for a job well done?"
>She closes her eyes with a smile. "I like that idea, too."
>It's not long before you're both snoring away on the bed, warmed up by her embrace.