>You sat on Luna's bed, eagerly awaiting for the lunar horse to finish whatever it was she was doing.
>It had to be part of this spell she was about to cast on you. Why else would she do it?
>Of course, the first time you asked her to let you explore Celestia's dreams, she was reluctant.
>Good thing you were good at both begging and annoying ponies.
>Luna broke in under a day.
>"Okay, Anonymous. I've read through the process and am confident you will be in Celestia's dreams for a solid five hours."
"That's long enough for me."
>"Why you want to do this is still beyond me. Nonetheless, prepare yourself, so we may finish this and I can go to bed."
>You got up off of Luna's bed, and steeled yourself for whatever beam/ray/thing she was going to shoot at you.
>Her horn glowed its dark blue hue, and a strange circle formed around your feet.
>It was habbening now!
>Look out Celestia, Anonymous is about to learn your darkest desires through dreams!
>At least, that's what Freud said they were.
>There's no questioning the father of psychology.
>"Now, I must warn you, Anonymous, you might feel a slight sting once the spell finishes."
>A slight sting? So what?
"Ha, that doesn't sound like it'll hurrRRRR-AGHHHHH!"
>The room becomes a white void, and Luna is gone.
>That was more than a slight sting.
>Lying bitch.
>Whatever, you were on your way to Celestia's dreams, and whatever juicy thoughts Sunbutt held near and dear to only her were about to discovered!
>*FWOOOOOSH!*
>That loud sound was accompanied by everything going pitch black.
>For a moment, you thought you died.
>Then, suddenly, you awoke in a flowery field atop a hill.
>The sun was barely in the sky, indicating that it was early morning.
>Standing up, you were able to get a better view of what exactly was around the area.
>Flowers, fields, and in the distance, a village.
>All was silent, save for the light breeze.
>This was what Celestia dreamed about?
>Just an empty field of flowers?
>Wow, this was boring. There has to be some kind of hint towards her lacking love life in here.
>"Rarrr!"
>"No-ho-ho! Ce-Ce-Celestia, stop!"
>"I'm not Celestia! I'm the tickle beast! Rarrr!"
>What the fuck?
>You look behind you to find two things: a filly Celestia and a filly Luna.
>Celestia was blowing raspberries on Luna's filly belly, the latter pony giggling and snorting.
>So, it wasn't just flowery fields Celestia dreamed about, but also her and Luna's childhood.
>...still boring.
>Maybe things will get spicier if you wait.
>And so wait you did.
>The dream moseyed on like this for a good half hour or so.
>You knew because you actually kept track of time.
>Celestia and Luna just happily played with each other without a care in the world.
>It was nice to watch, but at the same time, you sought something more juicy.
>"Celestia! Luna! Breakfast is ready!"
>"Coming mom!" the fillies answered in unison.
>As soon as the sisters ran off, the landscape started to change.
>The sky became much darker, the hills sank down, and the fields of flowers became stone bricks.
>In the distance was...sobbing?
>Okay, that was nice and all, but what about the things you were looking for?
>Who she had a crush on?
>When she had her first time (if there even was one)?
>Her embarrassing little secrets or hidden desires?
>Why was none of this found?
>While you mulled this over, the sobbing devolved into more sobbing, sniffling, and weak cries of "I'm sorry..."
>And like in the flowery fields, the moment you turned around, you found what exactly was going on.
>Celestia lied on the ground in front of her castle, tears rolling down her cheeks.
>Looking up at the moon, you saw the "mare in the moon" insignia on said space rock.
>So, this must be right after Celestia sent Luna to the moon.
>Celestia's face almost touched the ground as she cried, the amount of tears she's cried having almost made a small puddle beneath her.
>How long was she there?
>"I'm so sorry," the princess sniffed after her apology, and spoke again, "Luna, I'm so sorry."
>"I forgive you, sister."
>Out of fucking nowhere Luna appears.
>Celestia immediately stands up and hugs her little sister.
>"I feel like I can't apologize enough, Luna," the sun princess said as she continued to cry on her sister's shoulder.
>"You needn't apologize, sister. You did what had to be done."
>The sisters embraced for what felt like an eternity as you watched, waiting for something else to happen.
>Or for the dream to shift to something else again.
>Whichever came first.
>From the looks of it, the latter option was likely to happen soon, considering Celestia was now happy, and there didn't seem to be much else to this..."episode"?
>Surely there was a better word for it.
>Once the princess sisters broke their hug, the world once again shifted into something different.
>The sky became bright again, and a small building formed around you.
>Inside this room was a small carpet, what looked like a toy box, and several books scattered about the room.
>Turning around yet again, you find Celestia, a book propped up in front of her, reading to a group of foals.
>"And so, the beautiful princess married her prince charming, became queen, and lived happily ever after. The end."
>The kids cheered as the princess closed the book, smiling.
>"So Princess Celestia, was that a book based on you?" one of the kids asked curiously.
>Celestia chuckled. "Of course not. I'm no queen. Just a princess."
>"But why aren't you a queen?"
>"Oh, well, uh, I'm...just not..."
>"Is it because you haven't found your special somepony?"
>"Uh..."
>The supposed teacher of the class walked towards the group of children, her gaze fixed on the foal asking Celestia the questions.
>"Melody, I think the princess would like to not be asked those questions," she scolded the foal. The mare then turned to Celestia, "I'm sorry for that. She's a very curious one."
>"No, it's fine. You don't need to apologize. I know how curious foals can be. Besides, your class was a joy to read to."
>Celestia stands up and sets the book down.
>Dammit kids, keep talking! That Melody pony was right on the money!
>The room suddenly shifts to Celestia's room in her castle.
>She lies in her bed, blinking.
>She looks to the left in her bed, noticing the empty space next to her.
>All that follows is a sad sigh.
>To cheer herself up, Celestia gets out of bed and looks out the window, seeing all of her subjects in Canterlot happy.
>A smile crept on her face as she watched the citizens go about their business, and suddenly, it felt like she forgot about the lack of a lover.
>Hm, maybe she didn't need one.
>That was still boring.
>When Celestia turned around, she looked at her bed and shrugged.
>And then she looked straight at you.
>"A-Anonymous!?"
>Oh, and apparently she can see you now.
>Joy.
"Shit!" you yell before heading towards the bedroom door.
>You throw the door open and run through the hallways, hoping to God Celestia wasn't following you.
>You glance behind your shoulder to check.
>She was.
>Good.
>"Anonymous, how did you get in here!?"
"How do you know I'm not just part of the dream?"
>"Because I can tell you've used some of Luna's magic. I can sense it."
>Oh, so now she can detect magic?
>Well, better get running while you wait for this spell to wear off.
>You look behind your shoulder again, only to get pounced on by the now angry sun princess, who was only a couple inches away from you.
>As she holds you down with her hooves, your mind is only able to produce reasons as to why this could get kinky.
>1. You were inside a dream, where anything could happen.
>2. Celestia is obviously lonely.
>3. She's treating you with force. Maybe she'll turn out to be a dominatrix?
>The sunhorse flips you over so you lie on your back, and you look up into her eyes.
>She's not very happy.
>"What are you doing here, Anonymous!? How did you get here!?"
>Tell the truth or lie?
>Telling the truth would make her angry, but if she found out you were lying, she'll get even more angry.
>A rock and a hard place.
"So, you're not gonna believe this, but I was able to get Luna to cast a dreamwalking spell on me."
>"And why did she agree to it?"
"Because I annoyed her. Haha."
>Celestia snorted, steam coming from her nostrils.
>"Okay, now answer my other question: What are you doing here?"
"Well, I-"
>*FWOOSH!*
>Looking at your body, you noticed you were fading away.
>Thank the Lord almighty, the spell was wearing off.
>Celestia also noticed this, and was only further infuriated.
>"NO! OF ALL TIMES!"
>Lol bai.
>The world became dark once again, and you waited to reappear in the real world.
>Talk about a close call.
>As the world became a white void, and then Luna's room once again, you breathed a sigh of relief.
>Leaving the room without waking Luna, you marched right to your bedroom, you yourself weary after a night of dreamwalking.
>Celestia would forget about her encounter with you in the morning, and all would be well.
>Slipping into bed, you completely forget what you were even thinking about and drift off to sleep.
 
>In your dream, you're sitting on your couch from your home back on Earth eating pizza and playing your favorite vidya, whatever it may be.
>Basically, it's the good life.
>Just as you're doing really good, too, the TV suddenly shuts off.
"Hey, what the fuck?"
>"Hello Anonymous."
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>Looking behind your shoulder, you find that Celestia has infiltrated your dream.
>In her magical grip is the plug to your TV.
>And a rope.
>"You know, I think we were interrupted last time we talked. We should continue where we left off, wouldn't you agree?"
"No."
>"It's happening anyways."