>You are Princess Cadance.
>You've had a busy day ruling the kingdom, but it was now late evening, when royal duties were ended.
>Shining and you had promised each other a special night.
>It had been too long since you'd spent some intimate time with him.
>The two of you met at a fancy restaurant and had a nice dinner together.
>As you walked home, the two of you couldn't keep your hooves off of each other.
>Making it back to the castle, you immediately head to yours and Shining's bedroom.
>You enter, and lock lips for a moment before pushing Shining onto the bed.
>You lay on top of him and once again lock lips, your tongue dancing with his.
>He tastes like raspberries for some reason.
>Not that you didn't mind.
>You two rub each other up and down your bodies, enjoying the touch.
>The warmth of his large body was enough to heat you through even the worst of the Crystal Empire's winter.
>The two of you looked each other in the eyes and smiled.
>You began kissing down Shining's body.
>His lips.
>Chin.
>Chest.
>Belly.
>Until-
>"CADANCE!"
>You sat still a moment, infuriated at the voice of you knew who.
>"Maybe if we ignore him, he'll stop."
>Shining really didn't want this to end.
>Neither did you, of course.
>The two of you stood still, waiting for another call.
>To your and his relief, it stayed silent.
>Now, where were you?
>You were just about to kiss-
>"CADANCE!"
>You huffed and groaned, before getting up.
"I'll be right back."
>You made your way out of the bedroom and towards the source of the voice.
>You opened the door to the bedroom next to you.
"What, Anonymous? I'm a little busy!"
>"There's a spider up in the corner. Could you get it?"
>Unbelievable.
>You were Princess of the Crystal Empire, not an exterminator.
>Taking a nearby newspaper in your magic, you rolled it up.
>You found the spider and ended it quickly with a small "BAP!"
"Anything else I can do for you?"
>You hoped the sarcasm was evident in your voice.
>"Nope, I'm good."
>You glowered at him before leaving the room.
>Every time, there was something that came up.
>And it was always because of Anon.
>Was he doing this on purpose?
>Just one night, you'd like to go uninterrupted.
>You returned to your room to find Shining patiently waiting for you.
>It seemed he was just as used to this as you were.
"Ready, honey?"
>"Always."
>You lied back on top of him, snuggling into his chest.
>His beating heart calmed you down, and made you forget Anon existed.
>You purred as he stroked your back.
>The two of you kissed sensually, getting lost in each other's touch.
>There were no words to describe how in love you were with this stallion.
>You decided to try again.
>The mouth.
>Chin.
>Chest.
>B-
>"CADANCE!"
>Not even the belly this time.
"I'm not getting up. Whatever it is, he can take care of it himself."
>Belly.
>Th-
>"CADANCE!"
>It was really hard to focus on lovemaking when the local jerk kept screaming your name.
>"I can wait, Cadance."
>His mouth said yes, his eyes said no.
>You got up, went to Anon's room, and huffed.
"What now?"
>"You used that newspaper to kill the spider, and now I have nothing to read."
>You grabbed the newspaper with your magic and wiped off the spider guts.
"There. All clean."
>You didn't care what he'd say next, you just left.
>You got back to your room.
>Shining was smiling.
>"Is it taken care of?"
"Hopefully."
>You got back onto Shining and tried again.
>Except you skipped to his belly.
>Your mouth was about to encompass his stallionhood.
>You'd been waiting for this all d-
>"CADANCE!"
>No. That was it. You're done.
>"I can get it this time, honey."
>You rolled off of Shining and let him get up.
>He left the room and all was silent for a moment.
>He came back grinning.
>"Problem solved."
>He got back on the bed.
"Sound-proof barrier?"
>"No, I just punched him hard enough to knock him out."
>That only intensified your love making that night.