>You march angrily to the Crystal Castle throne room, looking for the one you know that purposely let your clothes shrink out in the sun.
>The throne room doors stood in front of you, looking impenetrable.
>They weren't.
>With a mighty shove, you made your way inside.
>The pink princess was on her throne, reading what was probably some kind of legal document.
"CADANCE!"
>A twinge of a grin could be seen on her face before she decided to look at you.
>"Yes, Anon?"
>She was trying her hardest not to snicker.
>Considering you walked in wearing nothing but a large curtain, it was understandable.
"You didn't wake me up to get my clothes back inside! They're not even remotely big enough to fit me anymore!"
>"Oh, I'm sorry Anon. I must've forgot you were sleeping. I am pretty busy, you know."
>Today was a holiday.
>Nothing important ever happened on holidays.
"You didn't wake me up on purpose, didn't you?"
>Her cool facade was failing.
>It was hard for her to not break out into laughter.
>"Why would I do that, Anon?"
>Why would she?
>Maybe it was because you spray-painted on that poster of her saying she was fat?
>It'd be best to keep quiet about that now.
"Those were the only clothes I had to wear! What am I gonna do now?"
>Cadance took a deep breath to calm herself.
>"Don't worry, I can send a letter to Rarity about a new suit. You'll be fine."
"That'll take days though!"
>"I'm sorry Anon. But look on the bright side: You could start a new fashion trend with mismatched pieces of cloth!"
>You grumbled to yourself.
>At least she was getting you a new suit.
>You turned to leave the room.
>"Oh, and Anon?"
>You glanced behind your shoulder.
"What?"
>She smirks.
>"Shining didn't appreciate you calling me fat."