>Day Propulsion in Equestria
>Today is the day.
>The day you finally get to leave this God forsaken land and never see that yellow whore ever again.
>Months of tedious work and most of your hard earned money went into it, and it was fucking worth it.
>You get out of bed, shower, shave, get dressed, and walk back inside the bathroom.
>There's a reason why you skipped shitting this morning.
>You're gonna need everything in your large intestine for this.
>You lock the door in hopes of buying yourself extra time to prepare before Fluttershy comes knocking.
>You walk over to the toilet and take your seat.
>Put on the seat-belt, tighten the leg straps, put down the control panel/tray table, and mentally prep yourself.
>It's now or never
All Systems Functional
Begin Lift-Off
3
>"Anon, you there? I think I know for sure what your fetish is!"
2
>"Anon?"
1
>"Hello?"
LIFT-OFF
>You yell with all your might as your ass screams into the toilet bowl.
>You feel yourself being propelled into the air and burst through the ceiling into the clear sky.
>Shit is being flung in every direction as you begin to the leave the Troposphere.
>With every passing second, you gain speed, and soon enough your going faster than an F-35 Fighter Jet.
>How your body is able to handle the G-Force is beyond you.
>As your about to leave the Stratosphere, you look up and notice a transparent cone beginning to form around you.
>You can't believe this.
>For the first time in history, you're going to create the first
>Sonic ShitBoom
>The muscles in your face tighten as you force everything you've got in you out of your ass.
>The cone encloses you, and with a sudden burst of speed, you are launched through the tip of it.
>No sounds can be heard
>All you feel is pure ecstasy.
>You know there's a shitstorm underneath you.
>And very soon you will black-out from the lack of oxygen and probably die.
>But you don't care
>You've passed through the Mesosphere and entered the Thermosphere.
>You're struggling to breath but can't help it to smile.
>You've successfully left the planet and covered some of it in your shit.
>Today was the best day of your life.