>Day Matlab in Equestria
>Get out of bed and perform the sacred ritual of the Triple S.
>Once you have successfully sacrificed your shit into the cerimonial toilet, you dress yourself and head downstairs.
>You go into the kitchen and start looting the fridge.
>Sunny D and a 24 pack of Reese's peanut butter cups.
>Breakfast, lunch, and dinner right there.
>You grab a Reese and drink some Sunny D.
>As your unwrapping it, you hear someone knocking at the front door.
>You walk over and open to find Banana Bitch.
>"HEY ANON, IS MATLAB YOUR FETISH!?"
>What the hell is Matlab?
>"EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
>OH SWEET JEZUZ MAKE IT STAHP
>You grab her by the neck and throw her to the ground.
>She just keeps getting louder and louder.
>Kicking her in the face isn't doing anything.
>She's not moving either, just screaming E
>An idea clicks in your head and you walk back inside.
>You rummage through your treasure chest and find it.
>The Eye of Sauron
>You take it outside and point right at Fluttershy
>She is instantly lit aflame and is screaming louder than a Banshee with a needle up its ass.
>After a few minutes the screams stop and all that's left is a charred skeleton of her.
>Today was a strange kind of day.
 
For those who don't know what Matlab is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2h6seJ3xjWA#t=0s