>Day holy frag grenade in Equestria
>After killing Fluttershy with The Eye of Sauron, you set it on a tricycle and pushed it in front of the train at the train station.
>The train's horn blared and the wheels began to rotate.
>The Eye is confused about what's happening and looks everywhere in front of it.
>There's fucking fire EVERYWHERE
>As the train heads off in the direction of Canterlot, one thought occurs to you.
>Judgement Day is coming
>On a Tricycle
>You know you can do better.
>You walk back home and clean up your porch.
>Can't have a burnt Fluttershy stinking up the place.
>After throwing the bones in the creek next to your house, you head on in and search through the rest of the treasure chest.
>A top hat
>Some arrows
>Golden stick
>A Stone Temple Pilots CD
>A Multi-Tool
>Some holy frag grenades
>Bottle of Scotch with no label
>Platinum shovel
>WOAH WOAH WOAH
>HOLY FRAG GRENADES
>SCOTCH
>An evil smile slowly grows on your face as an idea of epic proportions becomes clear in your head.
>You grab the grenades and scotch and walk back out to the porch.
>You hear a rattling to your left and notice that Fluttershys bones are indeed rattling and are pulling themselves together.
"The fuck?"
>The bones have now completely regained their original structure and the eye sockets of the head are now glowing with a dim red.
>There is a ressurected skeleton of Fluttershy standing in the creek on your left.
>God Fucking Dammit
>"Are skeletons your fetish, Anon?"
>HOLY SHIT SHE SOUNDS JUST FINE
>HOW IS SHE TALKING WITH OUT A TONGUE?
>NO, FUCK THAT
>You pull the pin on one of the grenades and rush over to her.
>You force the grenade as far as it can into her right eye socket and nope the fuck out of there.
>As you're running away at the speed of a road runner, you hear a loud explosion and the shockwave from it reaches you.
>It compeletly knocks you off your feet and sends you flying into a tree.
>Face first
>At least hitting a tree with your face is a whole lot better than.
>Fucking Skeleton-shy