>Day Chasing the Dragon in Equestria
>You are Anon
>And right now you're fending off a dragon that's trying to destroy your home.
>You really wish you were Dragonborn right now.
>All you have is a baseball bat and some crude wooden armor on.
>You charge the dragon and strike it in the head.
>Critical Hit
>It goes down and it's head slams into the ground.
>A huge explosion erupts from the stomach of the dragon, revealing...
>Christopher Walken
>"Now I gotta say, you did a pretty good job here. Here, have a cowbell"
>You're smiling from ear to ear after hearing that.
>He walks up to you and hits you across the face with a ping pong paddle, knocking you unconscious.
>"Will somep0ny get him to a mental asylum?"
>Twilight stands over your body, holding a club with magic.
>"That's the third time this week he started attacking my house yelling 'DRAGON MUST DIE!'"
>She walks away as two other p0nies carry your body towards the hospital.
>The only thing you can think of right now is Christopher Walken and his voice.
>"If you don't get up kid, I'll make sure to bury your body where no one can find you."
>He kicks you in the throat and you wake with a jolt of energy.
YES SIR!
>You look left and right to see two dragons carrying you to God knows where.
>Sure ain't having this.
>You reach for your bat and crack them both up-side their heads.
>Once free from their claws, you make your way back to P0nyville, with only one thing in your mind.
>Kill the leader
>Kill the Legendary Yellow Dragon
>Kill Fluttershy
>With More Cowbell