>You return to your home from work.
>You call your always reliable Windows XP pony because fuck the other Windows.
"Exppy! I'm home!"
>No response.
>She's probably sleeping or something.
>Oh well. Time for food.
>You go to the kitchen but something catches your eye before going.
>You turn and se- What the fuck?
>It's a pony. How it got here?
>"Anon!"
>It hugs you. What.
>It hugs even harder. It feels like... Wait a minute.
"Exppy?"
>Exppy... Or so you think stops hugging you.
>"Yes Anon?"
"What happened to you?"
>"Dunno. I woke up like this."
>dontbelieveherlies.jpg
"Really?"
>Exppy goes to the sofa confused.
>You look at Exppy closely to know what the fuck happened.
>Looking at her coat, it looks that a dark blue paint bucket fell on her.
>You still see green patches on her.
>Trying to get a better look, you find extensions of the same color as her 'new' coat on her hooves.
>Probably they're wood or something since they look squareish.
>You knock a few times on them. Yep, it's wood.
>You try to remove them but it looks that's glued.
>Exppy giggles at your attempt.
>"Anon, stop. I'm ticklish there."
>You ignore Exppy and continue to remove those things for fifteen minutes without success before Exppy explodes laughing.
>You'll deal with those later. Exppy would die of laughter if you continue doing that.
>Continuing what you were doing before, you try to look on her mane.
>You see it's a wig. A fucking wig.
>How she got a wig that big in the first place?
>As like with the coat, you still see parts from her mane on it sticking out.
>You try to pull the wig slowly so Exppy doesn't scream from pain.
>Apparently the wig is held in place but Exppy doesn't answer to it.
>"Anon? What are you doing?"
>You try to pull harder. No reaction pron Exppy either. Probably doesn't feel what happens with the wig.
>You pull even harder, which makes the wig "snap" from it's place.
>And since you were pulling hard, you went backwards with the wig in your hands.
>You hit the wall. And it hurts. A lot.
>Exppy is laughing at your small misfortune.
"Yeah, yeah, yeah. Now stand still."
>Exppy does so while giggling, so you try to look on her flank.
>You see something so obvious that you don't know how you didn't notice it unitl now.
>She probably doesn't like that since she turned to you looking annoyed.
>"Anon!"
>You try to get a look on her flank to see what's on Exppy turns around every time.
"Exppy, let me look at your flank."
>She giggles at that.
>"Why? You look at my flank every day. Why do you want look at it now?"
>Ignoring her, you continue to try looking at her flank but she still turns around.
>"Anon! Please, stop."
>Annoyed by her antics, you try another tactic.
"Okay Exppy. I'll go to the kitchen for something to eat. Do you want something?"
>She pauses for a second before answering
>"Nah. I'm fine."
>You go to the kitchen and make you usual food to distract Exppy.
>Some minutes later you throw a plate to the floor and hide on the side of the door.
>Exppy hears this so she comes to the kitchen.
>"What happened Anon? I hear something break and..."
>Exppy stops mid-sentence and starts looking around.
>"Anon? Where are you?"
>You exit from your hiding spot and trap her from behind.
>"Eek! Anon, what are you doing?"
>Annoyed, Exppy tries to struggle her way out, hitting you in the process, but it fails.
"Let me look!"
>"No!"
>Exppy's angry but you don't care. You want to look at her flank.
>Wow, you sound like a pervert.
>She continues like that for a few minutes.
>Once you get your hands on her flank, you see what is in there.
>It's a blue paper with the Windows Vista logo taped on where her mark is.
>What the fuck? Is she trying to be Vista?
>Exppy stops once you remove yourself from her.
"What the fuck Exppy?"
>She's still annoyed by that but at least she would explain it to you.
>You think.
>Instead, Exppy starts tearing up and runs outside.
>You stay there for some minutes thinking why she ran.
>You don't know why she did that. You should talk with her.
>You go to your room but it's locked.
>You try to knock a few times to get Exppy to open it.
"Exppy? It's me, Anon. Open the door, please."
>"No! Get out!"
>It looks that she's crying and angry.
>Yes, you tried to know why she looked like that but is not for making her cry... Right?
>You knock the door once more.
"Exppy, open the door now."
>"No!"
>She's still stubborn, so you go for the room keys at the entrance.
>Once you return you see that the door is open.
>You go to the room to see a pony crying in your bed sheets.
>Exppy had it hard. But why she did it?
>You go and sit on the bed. The weight shift made Exppy look at you.
"Exppy... Why you did this?"
>She's still sobbing a little.
>"I... I..."
>She pauses for some seconds before sobbing again.
>You don't know what is happening but you comfort her anyways.
>She continues sobbing for a good fifteen minutes before stopping and looking at your eyes.
>"I did it... For you."
>What? You are very confused now.
"Why you did it?"
>Exppy gets out of your bed, only to get a small box from below the bed.
>Still confused, you try to talk to her
"What is in that box?"
>She gives you the box and you start reading the cover.
>Vista Inspirat for ponies. Make your Windows Pony look like a Windows Vista pony! (Full likeness not guaranteed)
>Exppy is still there. Waiting for your answer.
"I..."
 
I can't think on a good ending. I'm leaving this to your imagination.