>An odd feeling of weightlessness took over you as you lay in bed. >From the angle of the sunbeams that filtered through your window, some time had certainly passed. >Normally you'd be confused after visiting your Goddess, but right now you had a perfect recollection of what happened.   >Nightmare Moon had graced you with both the technique and the magic to bring you into the dream. >It all involved being the in correct state of mind and sparking it with magic. >You were giddy that a part of her glory now resided somewhere in your mind, truly a sign that you were blessed.   >Once she had imparted in you everything that was needed, she kicked you out of the dream and told you to practice.   >Your heart sped up in excitement as you sat up. >There was no better time then the present to get started. >Rubbing your hands together, you slapped yourself a few times to get focused. >Taking a few deep, calming breaths, you put your hands on your lap and closed your eyes.   >Nightmare Moon said you had to relax, and open your mind. >Then, all you had to do was grasp the magic she gave you and diffuse it throughout your body. >How exactly someone with barely any grasp of the arcane was supposed to do that, she did not tell.   >You tried all manner of visualizations and trains of thought to try and make that packet in your mind move to your will, but nothing seemed to work. >As you grew increasingly more frustrated, it became harder to maintain that calm state of mind. >Why were you given the gift but not the instructions to utilize it?   >Taking a short pause to settle your thoughts, you approached the problem once more. >You could not doubt the decisions of Nightmare Moon. >All you had to do was have as much faith in her divinity as you could muster. >You had to believe in her, above everything else, as your most gracious savior.   >At the affirmation of your faith, you could feel that stubborn spark of magic start to bend and twist. >It was disconcerting how it felt in your brain, pushing and moving against things that really shouldn't be pushed or moved against. >Your concerns seemed to make it lethargic, reducing its movement to a near crawl. >Desperate to not lose it so quickly after you got it, you poured as much blind faith into your head and ignored the discomfort.   >Singing loudly the hymns of Her glory, you felt it go through every fiber of your being. >In order to master this, you must make yourself fully hers. >The feeling went down to your chest, then shot off in the direction of all your limbs, divine electricity igniting every nerve and pathway your body offered. >You broke out into raucous laughter as you felt the power.   >Developing into full blown cackling, you opened your eyes and raised your arms to the heavens. >There was nothing but a soupy mass of darkness all around you, but you just knew the church was right above you. >Climbing and clawing your way upwards through the blackness, you felt yourself break through an invisible barrier. >Pulling yourself up through a hole in the ground, you found yourself standing in those hallowed halls. >Just as you were about to cry in delight, you noticed there were a few things wrong.   >The whole interior of the church was scattered and half-formed. >Only parts of the pillars and pews were there, some were flat out gone and others looked like they had melted into the ground. >Everything was covered in a thick blanket of blur, as if you were looking through the foggiest lens possible. >All the engravings were twisted and warped beyond recognition.   >Nightmare Moon could be seen sitting in a plain chair reading something off to your side. >There was a short pause before her eyes darted toward you.   >"What are you doing here?"   >She was the only thing that had any semblance of clarity in the room. >Unsure of how to explain yourself, you just rubbed the back of your head and shrugged.   >Your Lady took a look around with an annoyed expression, eventually fixating on the human sized hole in the floor of the church. >Her horn started to glow as you felt her magic grip your head and lift you up. >Turning back to her book, she flipped a page as you were thrown violently through the double doors of the church.   >"Try again!"   >The sound of wood splintering was all you could remember as you woke with a wild spasm. >You were slumped over slightly, still in a cross-legged position. >Taking a moment to recollect yourself, you breathed deeply a few times to relax yourself. >Closing your eyes, you once more affirmed your faith to Her.   >While it felt just as strong as last time, you tried to tone down the mad laughter as your mind was uplifted to new lands. >Battering your way through that unseen barrier again, you fell out of a hole in the wall of the church.   >All the furniture and decoration looked a little better from last time, but it all still remained a blurry mess. >Nightmare Moon was still in the same spot as before, only this time she was looking straight at you as you stood up. >You were barely able to register her presence before you were seized by the waist with magic and thrown out the doors.   >"Again!"   >The crashing of wood shook you from your slumber yet again. >Shaking your head in frustration, you got up and paced around a bit to stretch your legs. >What were you doing wrong? >You had made it to the dreamscape, did you not? >Everything was so awfully blurry though, what was going wrong with your method?   >Sitting down angrily on your bed again, you fell back into the trance. >You were determined to get back to the church and make Her proud.   >"Again!"   >At least you didn't feel the impact of the door when you hit it. >Correcting your posture after the kick of waking up, you tried once more.   >"Again!"   >The first few times saw a minor improvement in the fogginess and state of the church, but that last attempt saw nothing else really change. >Well, no sense in not keeping at it. >After focusing yourself once more, you smashed your way through the barrier. >Already wincing at what might happen, you dropped in from a hole in the ceiling of the church.   >Before you even touched the ground you were caught in Nightmare Moon's magic. >Her left eye was twitching like mad as she grit her teeth in fury, splitting her angry glare between you and the hole you left behind.   >"You're supposed to be awake at the same time, you idiotic monkey!"   >Pulling her head back, she took a few steps forward before she pitched her horn forward and threw you like a baseball.   >That time you did feel some of impact.   >You were on your back when you woke up, feeling slightly sore. >At least you had some clue as to what was going wrong though. >Perhaps it wasn't the smartest idea to just blindly break that barrier. >Determined to make this attempt work, you resolutely closed your eyes.   >Flying through the inky void, you propelled yourself upward until you lightly touched against the barrier. >So far, so good, but what did you do now? >You were tempted to try and reach the church to ask Nightmare Moon, but something inside you said that would be a grievous mistake. >Pondering on her words, you kept repeating the word 'awake' to yourself.   >You had to be both waking and dreaming. >It made your head hurt trying to figure out how exactly that was supposed to work. >Conscious but unconscious. >It couldn't be as easy as just... opening... your eyes...   >There was pain as the void was torn away from your sight, being replaced with blinding white. >You tried to keep your breath steady through it all, but it was difficult to control it while your body shook. >Trying to move felt like you were entangled on something. >Blinking a few times, you started to see a few colors fade in from the pure white. >Again and again you tugged at your limbs to get them to move, fighting against the lead weights that held them fast.   >Your body was still asleep, that much you could tell. >How were you supposed to awaken it without breaking the dream though? >As the colors started to slowly coalesce into a messy image of your bedroom, you floated there imitating the thinker. >Bouncing your chin against your fist, it finally came to you after a few minutes.   >All you needed to do was just throw conventional logic out the window with magic you had been granted. >If it was anything like how you got here, all you'd have to do was believe and put yourself fully into the hooves of Nightmare Moon. >Setting your heart at ease, you submersed yourself in the white void.   >The electricity that flowed through your nerves and blood started to come to life. >The sensation of floating slowly faded away from each limb as it was consumed by the surrounding void. >It ate through every last part of you, finally stealing your eyes and casting you once more into the black mire. >Feeling returned to your body, responding to the commands you sent to it. >Your mind was still left drifting as you regained a heavily clouded sight.   >It didn't quite feel like you were there. >While you could see around you and move, it was more like you were commanding a meat puppet of your likeness than moving your body. >It took a great deal more force to move everything, and often you would do something you didn't intend. >Turning left instead of right, flexing a leg instead of an arm.   >In the dream you could still feel phantom limbs of where you once were in the void. >You couldn't tell which pair of arms or legs you were commanding to move. >Settling both of your bodies lying down, you stared at the ceiling and watched the murky fan blades spin around.   >"Again!? How many ti- oh."   >Nightmare Moon's voice rattled throughout your head.   >"How fascinating."   >Looking around, you tried to locate the source of her voice. >Odds were that she was still part of the dream, but you wanted to make sure. >You gave up after a few looks around, not finding any large splotch of black and blue anywhere. >The next question you had was how you were going to communicate with her.   >Opening your mouth, all you could produce was a low gurgling sound. >Opting for thinking your question instead of speaking, you waited a while for a response. >There was a small measure of comfort after hearing nothing. >At least your mind was still a place of solitude. >You chastised yourself for that line of thought, why wouldn't you want her grace to be in your thoughts as well?   >Shaking your physical head around in a futile attempt to clear your thoughts, you tried to speak in the dream.   >It was like moving through sludge, having to open but not open your mouth. >You had to both separate dream and reality while also marrying the two together. >Eventually you managed to produce a faint sound that echoed around you.   >You could feel something shifting in the currents of the void, leaving behind large wakes as it swam toward your consciousness. >It came to rest beside you, a strong soothing feeling washing in and over your mind, bringing you the greatest peace you had ever felt.   >"Ah, I have found you."   >You wanted to melt into the presence, and make whole the forms. >With metaphorically open arms, you went to encircle the pleasing warmth that floated with you. >There was a sharp rebuff from it, a force slamming into you painfully and shoving you away. >Nightmare Moon snarled at your actions.   >"Don't get too familiar, worm."   >Floating back over to her essence, you restrained yourself from any further advances. >You weren't really sure what came over you.   "Naoohh whhtt?"   >While you were finally able to properly shape words, your physical mouth kept moving with it and slurring everything from the sensation. >You couldn't actually see Nightmare Moon, as your vision was stuck in reality, but you could feel her head turn to look at you.   >"You learn how to master this."   >With that, her presence started moving away from you. >Instinctively you reached out to stop her, but she was gone long before your arm was even halfway there. >In your haste, you wound up stretching out your actual arm and banging it against the nightstand.   >The shock of physical pain drew you out of the void, your vision sharpening as you started rubbing your forearm. >You clenched your jaw slightly as you waited for the pain to recede. >At least you found a way to get out of the dream. >Hopefully there were less intense ways to end the connection.   >Swinging your legs over the edge of the bed, you rested your head in your hands. >You had been sleeping for hours but felt utterly exhausted. >A minor headache sprung to life from trying to fathom and control the two bodies. >Everywhere felt sore, though most of it was centered on your back.   >Maybe a little more sleep wouldn't hurt. >Simple plain old sleep. >The sun was low enough in the sky that you could justify it. >Unwilling to go through the effort of stripping down, you moved your legs back up and let your head fall onto the pillows. >Even the holiest of holy men needed a break now and then.   >Your dreams were empty, and peaceful.   >You woke up earlier than usual, stretching your arms out wide as you yawned away the lingering drowsiness. >Rubbing your eyes free of grit, you got off your bed and shuffled toward the calendar next to your door. >Looked like you had to prepare for something tomorrow. >The whole box for that day was filled with big red letters spelling out SERMON. >You gave it a few minutes of thought before shrugging it off.   >Eh, you'd worry about it tomorrow. >From what else you marked, today was supposed to be dedicated to preparing for it. >It could wait until you took and shower and ate some food. >You felt like you'd been stuck in a box or something for a long time.   >After a rather relaxing shower and a modest but filling omelet, you went outside to check your mailbox. >Taking in a great big lungful of fresh air and releasing it, you found out you had nothing waiting for you inside. >That was always a good sign, no need to fret about what the Institute was going to ask of you next. >You were running a bit low on stuff in your refrigerator, so you should probably stock up today.   >As you went into town, you noticed there were a few ponies who paid more attention to you than usual, waving at you when you looked at them. >It was only polite to wave back, but you didn't seem to remember who any of them were. >Chalking it down to coincidence or ponies you helped before, you continued on.   >When you entered the marketplace, you were immediately waylaid by a pair of mares.   >"Hey Anon!"   >The duo were standing in front of you, looking up with sparkles in their big eyes. >The left one spoke up first with a cheery, slightly bubbly voice.   >"We were kinda curious if you wanted any help with setting up your thing."   >Who exactly were these two again? >Familiar but unfamiliar. >You wanted to turn them down and keep going for groceries, but something told you the sermon was more important. >With a rather noncommittal shrug, you said yes.   "What were your names, by the way?"   >They both looked surprised, turning toward each other before going back to you.   >"Right, we never did tell you did we?"   >There was a little embarrassed smile on both of them as the left motioned for the right one to proceed. >After a brief delay the one on the right took a step forward and introduced herself.   >"I'm Crossed Crenellations."   >Actually taking the time to look at and remember the pony you were talking to, you eyed them up and down. >She was a unicorn with a sandy colored coat and bright teal mane, paired with faint magenta eyes. >Leaning to the side, you could see her cutie mark was the architecture of castle battlements. >Compared to the left one, she spoke in a more relaxed manner.   >Turning your attention to the other, she took that as her cue to speak up.   >"And I'm Esoteric Architecture!"   >Well, you sure couldn't fault either of their parents for a lack of creativity. >Esoteric lacked a horn or set of wings, narrowing down the possibilities fairly easily. >Her coat was a light gray-blue, offset by a minty colored mane. >Looking her in the eyes, you could see they were a shiny lilac. >Repeating your leaning maneuver, you saw her cutie mark was an optical illusion of a staircase.   >It hurt your eyes to keep staring at it, but you were briefly hypnotized by the impossible looking nature of it. >Your eyes kept moving in circles as you followed the pattern again and again. >Mercifully, she moved her flank out of your line of view after a few moments.   >There was an uncomfortable pause between the three of you.   >You coughed into your hand a few times to break the moment.   "Right, well. I would be glad to accept your help."   >Both of them had less than innocent smiles as they looked at you.   >"Soo... whatcha need to get?"   >You were starting to remember the importance of the sermon preparations. >Yes, this was a vital mission for the cause of righteousness. >These sinne- >Ponies. >You took a sudden step back and shook your head.   >Ponies, these were just ponies. >Not tools, just people.   >The two in question cast you concerned looks, but you waved it away.   "Sorry, sudden headache. Anyways, I'm going to need help carrying chairs back to my place."   >You'd also need some cheap stage pieces, food and drink, and some other simple decorations. >Pinching the bridge of your nose in frustration, you wondered why you gave yourself so little prep time. >With a wave of your arm, the duo fell in line at your sides as you sought out an appropriate venue for chairs.   >They proved to be a rather chatty bunch, with Esoteric just slightly beating out Crossed in how long one of them could yammer. >It really didn't bother you much though, you hadn't talked with very many ponies outside of Institute researchers. >You had almost forgotten about the idyllic lifestyle the average pony lived.   >Working together to deplete your savings, you rented out a generous number of wooden folding chairs for a few days. >It took a few round trips but eventually you got them all safely to your home. >On the day of the big event you'd get them all into position at whatever spot seemed sheltered enough.   >You learned a few things about them as you went around town procuring supplies. >Unsurprisingly they were both architects. >They told you some of their life story and you told them some of yours. >There were a few laughs at your expense when it came to hauling the big stage pieces all the way back to your house. >Though it was sort of your fault, trying to show off with how many you could carry at once.   >A manner of friendship became noticeable between you three as you took a break at a local restaurant. >They were pretty relaxed around you, as were you with them. >The sun continued to zoom across the sky as you all finished up your meals and hit up some bakeries.   >Initially they wanted to head to Sugarcube Corner, but you quickly veered them away from that. >You hid your intentions under the guise of 'helping the smaller food vendors'. >It would be best to keep as far away from the Unsaveables as you could. >They seemed confused at first with your decision, but you gently prodded them along.   >It took far more effort and money to run around the marketplace buying various foodstuffs and fruit punch, but in your mind it was worth it.   >A good portion of the day had been eaten up with all the preparations you had to make. >Still, there was a good few hours of daylight left as you stood in the doorway of your home.   "Thanks for the help you two."   >You couldn't resist patting them both on the head for sticking with you through it all. >They looked a little annoyed at you treating them like that, but they never said any complaints against it. >Crossed spoke up after a little bit of standing there.   >"It uh, sure took a lot of time getting all that stuff here, do you think you could perhaps... repay us?"   >Esoteric jabbed the other mare in the side and gave her an accusatory glance. >Mentally you rolled your eyes. >Here you thought you were all such good friends.   >Muttering under your breath you told them to wait there as you sought out more money.   >You could feel storm clouds brewing in your mind as you gathered a modest amount of bits for both of them. >A voice inside told you that you were overreacting, but you shoved its weak form away.   >Bah, what did it matter what you gave to these sinners. >You would be the one collecting repayments soon enough when you purified their souls. >The task of bringing salvation to the world was undoubtedly going to be an expensive one. >Clenching your fists a few times around the sacks of money, you told yourself it was just an investment for the future of your Goddess.   >Material goods meant nothing in the face of Her shining brilliance, and you should be happy to sacrifice them in the name of Her cause. >Beaming a bright and wide smile at them, you handed each of them their payment. >They took a brief examination of the contents and eventually nodded happily.   >"Goodbye Anon!"   >They both started walking away as you waved at them, saying your own goodbye.   "Don't forget to show up for the sermon!"   >"We won't!"   >As they grew smaller and smaller against the horizon, you slowly closed your door. >Looking toward the clock, you realized just how late in the day it was. >Your heart sunk like a rock. >You were late for church!   >Sprinting over to your couch, you slammed down on it as you closed your eyes. >Okay, okay, calm down Anon. >You had to focus and calm down. >Oh Goddess how could you have paid so little attention to the time?   >Fumbling through the rites, you eventually managed to induce yourself to dream. >Rocketing through the ink of the void, you blew straight past the invisible barrier.   >There was a loud shattering sound as you found yourself leaping through one of the stained glass windows around the altar. >A normally deadly hail of broken glass fell harmlessly off and around you as you landed right next to the pulpit. >Looking behind you, you could see the endless abyss of the void through the broken window fixture. >In the blink of an eye, the damage was repaired and soft moonlight poured through once more.   >Ever so slowly you swiveled your head to the left, dreading every moment as Nightmare Moon came into view.   >"Anonymous."   >Wincing, you put your arms defensively in front of your face, peeking at her with one eye. >Your voice came out very small and squeaky.   "Yes, most merciful one?"   >"You're late."   >Closing both of your eyes, you held your breath.   "I am, most merciful one."