>"Hey everypony, Lyra Heartstrings here!"
>"Thanks for tuning into 'Human Love Radio' sponsored by Pack-n-cheese' heyhaveabowl, 'Mares Magnet cologne' yadda yadda you get the idea!"
>Deep exhale
>"I don't know if you guys out there have heard, but ANOTHER human has appeared in ponyville! I can barely believe it myself!"
>"That's why Anon isn't here right now, hes with the new human, I don't know all the details about it just yet."
>"Ha, two humans~ I can't wait to meet the new one, I hope he wouldn't mind coming here for an interview. Anon is nice and all but getting a new human in here would just be... great."
>"So thats the news for today anyways, stay tuned though, we have a special guest coming in, a personal friend of Anon, Thunderjack the minotaur!"
>Party blower
>"We'll be back after a word from out sponsers"
 
 
>Boo dee bee boo
"Hey there everypony, Anonymous here"
"Adapting to life in ponyville has been a challange, but its a challenge made easy by a bowl of delicious Pack-n-cheese"
"With its rich cheesy flavor and soft but never soggy noddles, its a great way to start a day"
"Pack-n-cheese, hey, have a bowl"
 
 
>"Hey everypony, welcome back to 'Human Love Radio""
"Right on"
>"As you can hear we have Anon back with us. So, Anon, you met the new human right?"
"Yeah..."
>"... and? Whats he like? Whats his name? Is it even a he?"
"Uhh.. right, well I didn't really talk with him that much, his name is Bnon, Right now hes going through all the stuff I had to, I'm sure he'll get...a house here too."
>"Oh that would be awesome! Two humans living right here in Ponyville!"
"If you say so.."
>"So what does he look like? Oh! And can you get him to come on the show?"
"I'm not too sure about the show, like I said I don't know the guy very well, as far as for what he looks like? Hes uh, bigger then I am... yeah around the body area... I think it would be best if you just saw for yourself if he ever decided to come do this."
>"Ohh I hope he does..."
>...
>"Oh well, lets get on with the fan letters in the mean time!"
"Lets."
 
 
>"W-welcome to another broadcast of "Human Love Radio"! We got him here, the main man of the day, B...Bnon? Am I saying it right?"
<"Say it however you like, I'm just super glad to be here."
"..."
>"And we're glad to finally have you here, right Anon?"
"Overjoyed..."
<"Well you lucked out, I plan on making this broadcast 20 percent cooler-"
"Oh my g-"
>"Eheh, glad to hear that, so Mr.Bnonymusk, tell us a little about yourself."
<"Gladly, I'm a bit of an intellectual, and a professional gentleman. Nothing means more to me then logic and a ladies honor."
"..."
>"Ooh, very interesting, hold on I need to write this down..."
"...Nice hat.."
<"Thank you friend, but to me its more then a hat, its a symbol of my intellect and charm."
"Of course."
 
 
>"Okay, so-"
"I have a question for you."
>...
<"Uhh, what?"
"How did you get here?
>"Oh that's a good question.
<"Why is that important?"
"Because I was walking down a sketchy neighborhood in the dark and next thing I knew I woke up here."
>"..."
<"I uhh...well, you know. M-magic bleach..."
>"Whats magic ble.. are you okay Anon?"
"Y-yeah I'm fine, I just... I think I know how I got here now."
>"Oh... umm, okay, so Mr.Bnon, how have you been adapting?"
<"Pretty good, I got to meet the princess's, I think Luna likes me!"
>"Err..."
"..."
<"And they already found a place for me to live"
"Really? Man they really streamlined the process. Where are you going to be living?"
<"With you."
"Come again?"
 
 
 
>"Well that will make it easy for me to find you both"
"Why wasn't I informed of this? Do I have no say in the matter?"
<"Whats the deal? It makes sense to keep the humans together right?
"Well there goes my study room..."
>"Oh Anon i'm sure it'll be fine."
<"Yeah man, think about the positives! We can hang out and do bro things. Throw on some suits and hit the night scene. You know?"
"Well, I'm sold."
>"Hmm, for those of you out there wondering what Bnon looks like, hes a little lighter then Anon, a bit bigger-"
<"More of me to love"
>"-And he wears a hat. Anon, how come you never wear a hat?"
"I look weird in hats."
<"Well, not everyone can pull off a hat"
"Tell me about it."
 
 
>"Do you have any interests? Hobbies?"
<"Uhh, I draw? I'm pretty good at drawing."
>"Oh i'd like to see a drawing. Do you have them with you?"
<"Err, yeah, in this notebook, but some of the drawings are a little... mature."
>"I'm a big pony, I think I can handle a little tasteful nudity."
"Oh this should be good."
<"Well, okay..."
>Shuffle
<"Okay lets see... here's a good one."
>"Oh neato!"
"Yeah that's not half bad actually."
<"Thank you, and uhh... woops, thats.."
>"Oh goodness did this pony have some kind of dye accident?"
<"Thats what... its a thing humans do, where we imagine ourselves as ponies. What we would look like I mean."
>"..Humans do it too?"
"Too?"
>"Aha, ah, well some human fans, well, they kinda do the opposite...with the being human."
<"..."
"Do you?"
>"M-maybe.. I mean, everypony does it.. Its fun to pretend."
 
 
>paper shuffle
>"Well, we're all out of time for todays broadcast, unfortunately."
<"Aww"
>"Yeah I know, but that's how it is! Do you think you could come back next week though? Me and the fans would love to hear more about you."
<"Oh for sure. This was fun."
>"And you Anon?"
"I'll be busy next week, sorry..."
>"Aww, that's okay, one human is better then none. Hey, Mr.Bnon, if its not too much trouble, I would love a drawing from you."
<"Human lyra?"
>"Ehe, well..."
<"I don't know, what do I get out of it?"
>"Oh, I don't have any cash on me right now, next week I can-"
<"How about a hug?"
"..."
>"Oh? Hah, see, I knew humans were cuddle monsters!
>Shuffle
>"Ah...eep!"
<"Whoopsie, hand slipped~"
>"Eh... th-thats okay-"
>chair scrape
>"Ah! Whats wrong Anon?"
"...Nothing, Its just a little stuffy in here. I'm going to head out. Forgot about a thing."
>"W-wait Anon."
>door shut.
>"..."
<"Whats eating him?"
>"Oh I don't know, Anon can be a little strange sometimes. Doesn't matter anyways, times almost up. Thanks everypony for tuning in to "Human Love Radio" and thanks to Mr.Bnonymusk for being with us."
<"No problemo"
>"I'm lyra Heatstrings, signing off!"
>Click.