OH MOTHER FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK! WHAT THE HELL?!
>>"Okay, first off, language? There are younger Anons out there. I heard a few weeks ago someone in the Skype chat was only fifteen. ONE FIVE! Can you believe it? I-"
WHAT THE HELL YOU PIECE OF SHIT, WHAT WAS THAT?!
>>"You're going to have to be a liiiitle bit more descriptive than that."
ONE. FUCKING. YEAR.
>>"Yeeeaaaah. I thought AiE wasnt going to be a 'thing' and well, I kinda gave up."
>One year.
>An entire year went past.
>You were frozen.
>You couldn't progress.
>You couldn't even fucking think.
>Frozen.
>>"Great movie, gotta say. Do you want to build a snowmaaaan?"
...
>>"Anyway, lets continue."
No. Lets not continue. I WAS IN SOME STARWARS STASIS SHIT FOR AN ENTIRE YEAR!
>>"Did it hurt?"
>You paused for a moment to think it over.
No.
>>"Were you uncomfortable?"
Not really.
>>"Then WHAT is the deal? SO WHAT if you were in some sort of wacky stasis-thing. I am here to write out your story."
 
>After an entire year, you felt-
WHAT ABOUT THE OUTSIDE WORLD?! WHAT HAPPENED OUT THERE?! WHAT ABOUT MY HOME? MY FAMILY? MY FRIENDS? WHAT ABO-
>>"Gonna stop you right there, because an event is coming up."
HEY!
>>”Seems like a big one.”
WAIT!
>You hear a cough behind you.
>AppleJack and RainbowDash were looking at you confused.
>”Anon, um… Ya’ll alright? Ya just started yellin and-”
>”Dude, you have some problems…”
>You stand straight up, keeping your hands at your sides.
I- Um- Uh- SORRY!
>Their confused faces intensify.
I was… There was… Something on my mind! And I couldn't quite remember what it was. Hehe...
>You could feel the sweat run down the side of your face.
>Applejack walked up to you with a more concerned face.
>”Hun, y’all dont need to hide it. We all have some skeletons in our closets.”
 
>You literally have no idea where AppleJack is going with this.
>”See, its natural to be- Um… ‘do’ those kinds of things when yer uh… How can I put this…”
>AppleJack whispers something into RainbowDash’s ear.
>Rainbow nobs.
>”Dude, you’re autistic.”
>>”Ouch.”
Excuse me?!
>Your heart sank.
>It felt like Rainbow Dash pierced it with a pike.
>>"Rainbow Dash wouldn't say that... Let me rewrite this entire scene. "
What?
>"There he goes again," Rainbow Dash whispers, "maybe something is actually there?"
>"Perhaps..."
>>"Look, this entire CHAPTER was kinda ruined... I think I will probably just start over."
>An odd sensation began to boil inside you.
Start... Over?
>>"Yeah... I'll keep this paste to remind myself of how terrible this chapter was. I wont delete it like the last couple. I learned nothing from them... Keeping it will help me improve!"
>You fall to your knees
I dont feel good. Please, ju