>>"There we go! 100 views!"
What?!
>You look up angrily.
>>"Implying I am watching you from above."
Ugh... Now what?
>>"Like I said, set off another event... Or find somewhere to sleep. When you sleep, I sleep. When you stop, I stop."
>A thought suddenly hit you.
What if... I die?
>>"..."
>Fuck.
>>"I guess it will be a bad ending... But if you die a hero, then you die forever."
Wha-WHA?
>>"Die a shit death, i'll pull a dick move and revive you somehow."
HOW IS THAT-
>>"Readers dont like a mary sue."
>The sun was well on its way over the horizon.
>A Redish-blue sky swam over your head before you knew it.
>You really should find a place to crash now...
>Not wanting to fight with the writer, you wonder off.
>It didn't really matter, right?
>>"Right."
HOW THE HELL CAN YOU HEAR WHAT I AM THINKING?!
>>"Im writing it."
>Not even your thoughts were safe.
>>"I'll just write you walking towards Ponyville... Just go ahead and walk in any direction, I'll take care of the rest."
...
>There was no way to win this battle.
>Dragging your feet, you make your way towards civilization.
 
>It took no longer than 3 minutes before you saw Ponyville.
>Ponies were lighting up their houses, as the sun was going down.
>Some were eating on outside benches, and some were just taking a stroll in the sunset.
>The red horizon gave Ponyville a beautiful view, and tugged at your heart.
>You place your hand on your chest.
Oh, how I've waited... For this day to-
>>"CUM"
...
>That fucker.
>>"Anyway, it seems like you need to quickly find a place to crash. Some of the ponies are still out and about, maybe you can catch one off guard and woo them over.~"
>You are NOT going to do that.
>>"You're right. Dating/sexing up the ponies on the first day of arrival always leads to a bad story... A rushed clop."
>In the corner of your eye, you spot Applejack and RainbowDash.
>They seem to be worn out...
>A Race?
>Or some kind of competitive sport?
>Those two are always at it...
>>"Here's your chance."
>SHUT-UP!
>>"Hue"
 
Hey, you two alright?
>"Woah... Who's this guy, friend of yours AJ?"
>Applejack walks up close and squints her eyes.
>"Can't say that I have met 'this' guy..."
>She smelled nice.
>You were so tempted to touch her mane..
>To see if its as soft as it looked...
>Applejack retreated back, standing next to RainbowDash.
>"I bet hes just be'in friendly, Rainbow. Eheh, Mah name is AppleJack, this here is RainbowDash."
My name is An-
>They both continued to walk, almost completely ignoring you.
-onymous...
>"We just had a hay liften contest, and -I- was the winner" She says proudly, while walking taller.
>"NU-UUUH!" RainbowDash responded angrily, "It was a tie!"
>You began to step slowly away.
>>"Dude. Nail them. Nail them both. Have you read A Dash Of Applesauce? GO FOR THE RAINBOWDASHxAPPLEJACKxANON ending instead!!"
What?
>>"Everyone likes it when Anon goes for two ponies at ONCE."
>You were looking for a phrase...
>Started with fuck, and ended with you.
 
>The write-fag continued
>>"If you do this, I'll even write..."
>The voice stopped.
>>"The clop scene." The writefag whispered
>That time, the voice felt so close...
>It was creepy.
>But no.
>You will not give up on Fluttershy.
>She IS BEST pony after all.
>>"Woah, woah, woah... WHAT?"
>Fuck you, she is kawaii as fuck!
>>"Bitch!"
>RainbowDash and AppleJack suddenly scream!
>They... Are gone? Both AppleJack and Rainbowdash could not be scene.
>"Down here!"
>Without a moment to lose, you sprint over to see where they were.
>Some sort of... Hole?
>This hole reminded you of those holes Team Rocket used to dig in Pokémon.
>But a bit smaller.
>"Hey! GET OFF OF MY WINGS AJ!"
>"You git off of my tail!"
>They continued to struggle, but it was no use.
 
>>"So-"
>Fuck you.
>"Hey... Ya mind helpin us out? I cant- Seem ta- Git out-"
>...
>>"Well would you look at that. Now what are the odds of that-"
>Fuck you.
Sure! Um...
>You see a rope conveniently tied to a tree.
>...
>On the end of it, a note.
>"Give them the D. Applejack is into Anal, and RainbowDash likes it when you pull on her wings~"
>Fuck you.
>You grab the rope and make your way towards the hole.
>>"Hey man, i'm just trying help YOU get laid!"
>For last time, FUCK YOU.
>You lower the rope down.
>RainbowDash and AppleJack both bite down at the same time.
>"Hey I go first!"
>"Excuse me?"
>They began to go at it again.
Look, I can pull both of you guys up. Just... hang on.
>Both of them stared at each other for a moment.
>They both nod, then bite the rope once more.
>Slowly, you pulled both of the mares out of the hole.
 
>"I appreciate yer help eh... What was yer name again, heheh."
>Applejack smiled shyly.
>"Its An...dy, right?" RainbowDash questioned.
>They were too busy yabbing at each other to hear your name before.
Its Anonymous, Anon for short.
>"Ya sure are strong, Anon~"
>Applejack slides herself next to you.
>Rainbowdash immediately catches on, and splits you two apart.
>"So, you a new resident in Ponyville, or just visiting?" RainbowDash asked.
Well I was-
>"Ya'll good at Apple buckin? I imagine ya'll WOULD be. Good at uh... Buckin!"
>You and Rainbow look at Applejack with confusion.
As I was saying... I am looking for a place to stay and-
>"Why didn't ya say so! Down at the barn, we got plenty of beds!" [lie]
>"He-hey! Whadda ya saying AJ?! Your younger cousin... Babs, was it? Isnt she sleeping over?" [lie]
>AppleJack ponders for a moment.
>"Shucks, I think so..." [gullible]
>RainbowDash scratches behind her head.
>"But hey, Anon? Ya can always sleep at my place, haha... Its really comfy and cool-"
>"He can't sleep at YOUR place!" AppleJack interrupted.
>"WELL WHY NOT?!"
>"Because... Uh... He aint pegasi folk."
>AppleJack smiles proudly, assuming she won the conversation.
>RainbowDash sits down, and rubs the back of her head again.
 
>Suddenly wing flare.
>>"Totally a wing boner."
>Fucking hell, this autistic writer.
>"Y'all weren't thinking about something indecent, were you Rainbow?" Applejack questioned in anger.
>"Nu-Nu-No! Hehe."
>RainbowDash smiles sheepishly
>"Well, Anon." Applejack turns to you, "I guess I'll lead ya'll to Ponyville, and help ya find a place."
>RainbowDash got up and flew up into the air.
>"Lets get going then!"
>You smile.
>Both mares blushed and turned away.
>"C'mon yall... Lets get going, its getting kinda dark."
>The three of you make your way towards Ponyville.