>Day shitpost in Equestria
>Wake up to alarm
>Shit, shave, shower, dress, shit again
>Sit down and pour yourself a bowl of delicious and nutritious Frosted Flakes
>Hear knock at your door
>Right on time
"Come on in Fluttershy!"
>"My name's not Fluttershy."
"Rainbow Dash?"
>"Yep!"
"What are you doing here?"
>"I want to cum inside you, Anonymous."
"But you don't have a dick."
>"Yes I do. Twilight gave me one."
"I don't want to be cummed inside."
>"Too bad."
>You grab a steak knife and walk over to your front door.
"You're a crazy mare."
>"I'm not a mare, I'm a stallion. Gender is merely a social contruct."
"Right."
>You open your door and point the knife at Rainbow Dash...
>Who is INCREDIBLY fat.
"When did you get so fat?"
>"I'm not fat, weight is a social construct too."
"Give me a reason not to cut you."
>Suddenly Rainbow's stomach unzipped and Fluttershy fell out.
>"Is getting raped by feminazi Futadash your fetish Anon?"
"No, now go away."
>"Fine."
>Fucking Fluttershy...