>Be Anon >And you're walkin' on sunshine WHOOAAA OHHH >Well, on a cloud actually >But as close to sunshine as you'll get >Today you're going to hang out with Spitfire >Well, she doesn't know that >But she will >Scratch that too, the plan is not to get noticed >How are you walking on a cloud, pray tell? >Well, Twilight did the ol' "razzle dazzle" to them with her magic >And now they can walk on clouds >You physically can't, just the shoes >So you made extra precaution to not to fall or anything >That'd be embarrasing >So you're here, in Cloudsdale, getting wierd looks from the other citizens >As if they didn't put up with enough of your stuff on the ground, you invade the sky too >Can't stop Anon >You see Spit's house in the distance >it'sgotime.png >You circle to the back, she has one of those wood vine things on the back >Not sure how they get that stuff up here >You climb up to the second story window >Which coincidently leads to her bathroom >Because it's not like you studied her house blueprints. >That you got from a... friend of sorts >Not sure who he was >He made hella cool tacos, though >Around this time is when Spitfire usually showers >Because it's not like you studied her living habits or anything >You just happen to be there >Sure, they're always naked >But the showering part makes it super lewd >You hear her shower running as per usual >Right on time >Not sure how plumbing works in clouds >Maybe it takes the moisture from the cloud itself >So what happens to the cloud? >Another problem for another day >You have a show to watch >You already ate dinner >Aw yiss >Her water cuts off and she comes out >Aw heck yiss >And begins to dry herself off >You can barely contain your excitement >You try to lift your head a bit more, for a better view >You've done this a few times, but you never accounted for one thing >She usually doesn't look out the window >Except now, which is why you're mentioning it now   >You both sorta hang in limbo for a few seconds >Her eyes then shrink and she tries covering herself >Even though, as stated, they're always naked >You guess adding water made it taboo or something >Weird ponies >"GODDAMN, ANON! NOT AGAIN!" >Ay, hol up, again? >So she knew? >You couldn't ponder it for long, she starting to throw things >A shampoo bottle, the ceramic thing that hold toothbrushes and a tissue box simutaniously make impact with your face >Fast AND a good shot, wowza >After the initial pain, you feel the vertigo of falling >Welp, you had a pretty nice thing goin >You pass through the cloud and you are yanked to a halt >Freakin shoes >Also you think you broke your ankles >Also, being upside down inside a cloud is both uncomfortable and very much not good for you >It's hard to breath since you have to swallow all the water after each breath >Sweet bees in a basket these clouds are thick >You can still feel your feet at least >Which tells you that your slipping out of the shoes "I knew I should've double-knotted" is all you get out before plummeting down >Down you go falling to the ground >You're flipping, spinning, doing sick 1080's and other high score points >Rockin' it >Also you're screaming >Like a lil' bitch >Dad would be so proud >After pulling the 40,000,000 pt 'SICK!' score, you can sorta make out some green filling your view >It seems to be getting bigger >Oh, it's the ground >Well, you had a good run >You feel your body grind to a halt >You're not moving, but you're still flailing your arms about >Silly Anon >You find your saviour "Spitfire?" >If you had visible eyes, they'd be all sparkly >She looks mad >She lets go >Annnd you're screaming again >You thud on the ground >'Hello darkness my old friend' >You're obviously dead >You open up your hypothetical eyes >Oh, you're still here >You wondered where you'd end up if you died again >That'd be weird