>Infinite rage in Equestria.
>A light breeze wakes you from your slumber.
>Always did love sleeping with the windows open.
>Nature is the best alarm clock.
>You stand up and stretch out your arms.
>Then you rest your hands on your hips and smile.
>Today is the day.
>Every week you take care of the one thing that you came to this world with.
>Your car.
>Although it might only be a Toyota minivan, it's still way better than the transportation around here.
>And it's a good thing it had a bit of gas still in it when you arrived.
>Twilight was nice enough to replicate it for you, free of charge.
>She's a sweet mare.
>You stop thinking about things that are just keeping the plot from flowing and go to the bathroom for your morning routine.
>Shit, shower, shave your legs.
>Honestly why do you even bother shaving your legs?
>It's not like you want any of these stallions to notice you.
>...or the mares.
>There's only one that has taken interest in you.
>Fluttershy.
>You exit the bathroom and get dressed.
>She's the most annoying mare you've ever met.
>Always trying to guess your fetish.
>She's a real creep.
>A light giggle is heard.
>You fasten your bra in place and go over to the window.
>A pink tail waves behind your car.
>The giggle is heard again.
>Oh no.
>She better not be messing with the car!
>Without a second thought, you rush down the stairs and burst out of the door.
>Fluttershy freezes.
>Your jaw nearly slams against the ground.
>She then drops the bag of flour she was holding up to your gas tank.
"YOU BETTER NOT HAVE DONE WHAT I THINK YOU JUST DID."
>"U-Um..."
>You run over there and-
>Oh no.
>SHE ACTUALLY DID IT!
>THAT FUCKING BITCH!
"YOU BITCH! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO MY CAR YOU FUCKING SLUT?!"
>Words cannot properly express how absolutely livid you are right now.
>M-Maybe it's not all lost?
>You get into the car and try the keys in the ignition.
>All it makes is a sputter noise and then stops.
>...she's gonna die.
>You get out of the car and go back over to her.
"WHAT THE FUCK WOULD MAKE YOU THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA?!"
>"S-S-S-S-So pranks aren't y-y-your fetish?"
>And that's the story of how you got that yellow pony head trophy on your wall.