>You wake up on the couch and groan.
>From the awful headache you have now, you assume last night must have been crazy.
>Stand up and walk over to the bathroom.
>Pull the zipper down.
>Reach into your pants.
>...
"WHERE THE FUCK IS MY DICK?!"
>You pull your pants down and look at your bare crotch.
"WHAT THE FUCK?!"
>"Anon?"
>You turn and see Rainbow flying in the doorway.
>She looks down at your groin and her jaw drops.
>"What happened?!"
"I DON'T FUCKING KNOW!"
>You feel around your body for another place your penis might be, but you find nothing.
>"It's such a clean removal... Almost like it was never there to begin with."
>Look down and see Rainbow right up close to where you once had a private part.
>She pokes your bare skin.
>You smack her.
"Get off!"
>She flies up and behind you.
>You put your hands on your head.
"What the fuck am I going to do?!"
>A paper being crinkled draws your attention.
>You turn around and see Rainbow with a piece of paper in her hooves.
>"This was on your back."
>Snatch it from her.
"It's a letter."
>"Well read it then."
"Dear Anonymous, that party last night was probably the best party I've had in thousands of years. Celestia was drunk as hell, can you believe I actually got with her?"
>Rainbow looks disgusted.
>You continue reading.
"I won't get into details, but I'll say this: I sure praise the sun now. Oh man, are you dead? Because you drank enough alcohol to kill a manticore, I swear! Rainbow had to help you walk home!"
>Look up at Rainbow and she puts her hooves up in defense.
>"I didn't do anything, I swear."
>You continue reading.
"Your best buddy, Discord. PS: I took your penis."
>You stare blankly for a few seconds at the last line.
>Then look up at Rainbow.
>She smirks.
"Fuck you."
>Throw the piece of paper to the side and exit the bathroom.
>Rainbow follows you out.
"You're helping me get it back."
>She flies in front of you.
>"W-what?! Why?!"
"You want to fuck me all the time, don't you?"
>She bites her lip and looks away as you walk past.
"Exactly. Now come on, let's go get my cock back."
>She flies to the door and stands in front of you.
>"Does this mean that when you get it back, you'll fuck me?"
>Nope.
"Yeah sure."
>Rainbow perks up and opens the door for you.
>"Let's go!"
>You walk through the doorway and out onto a wooden ground.
"The fuck..."
>Looking down, you see a wooden floor.
>You look up and see that you're now in a bowling alley.
>Turn around and see your door is the bathroom door at the bowling alley.
"What..."
>Rainbow walks up next to you.
>"How in the world did this get here?"
>A crowd cheers and you look to the right to see a group of Discords cheering for Discord who got a strike.
"HEY!"
>They all turn around as you walk over.
"WHERE'S MY DICK?!"
>They all smile and come together to form one Discord.
>He laughs.
>"What, this?"
>He lifts his arm and your cock and balls hang on his armpit.
"...why?"
>He brushes the head of the dong and smiles.
>"I think it looks kind of cute, don't you Rainbow Dash?"
>She blushes.
>You hit her on the head.
"Give me back my fucking dick, right now."
>Rainbow flies up.
>"Yeah! Give him the D!"
>Hit her on the head again.
>Discord smirks.
>"If you want it back, then you'll have to face these challenges..."
>He flies up and phases through the ceiling of the bowling alley.
>The entire room bends in on itself and then explodes.
>A bright light blinds you momentarily, and a door appears right in front of both of you.
>You open it and step inside.
>You now stand on a floating block way above the clouds.
>In front of you are three green blocks also floating, the last one with a chest on it.
"This looks like it was ripped out of a video game."
>Sound begins to come from the sky.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s01kavy5TBZh
"You've got to be fucking kidding."
>Rainbow looks confused up at you.
>"What is this?"
"Just shut up and help me cross these floating blocks..."
>You walk over to the edge of the first one and leap across the gap to the next block.
>Only managing to scratch your knee on the side of the block, you stand up.
"That wasn't too bad."
>Rainbow flies over to you and smiles.
"Fucking cheater."
>You look over at the next block.
>The gap is twice the size of the other one, and you barely made that.
"Rainbow, how strong are your wings?"
>"Um... Pretty strong I guess."
>You point to the gap between the two blocks.
"Carry me over that."
>Her eyes widen.
>"What?! But that's not-"
>You interrupt her with a more important fact.
"IF YOU DON'T, I DON'T GET MY DICK BACK TO FUCK YOU!"
>She instantly grabs you by your arms and flies you over to the next block.
>Then collapses afterwards.
"Fuck Rainbow, nice job."
>"Thanks..."
>Both of you look at the final gap.
>It's double the one Rainbow just flew you over.
"That's impossible to cross."
>Rainbow stands and takes a deep breath.
>"I think we can do it."
"How?"
>She looks up at you.
>"Fist me."
"This is not the time."
>She stomps her hoof.
>"Don't you want your dick back?"
"I do!"
>"THEN FIST ME!"
>You pick up the rainbow maned horse.
"I don't see what this will accomplish."
>Then shove your hand in her cooter.
>She moans extremely loud and her wings move so fast they turn into a blur of blue.
>Her body shudders and she shoots off at the block like a rocket, only keeping you attached to her by the tightness of her pussy.
>She slams into the chest there on the last platform and you smash into her.
>You roll off her and pull your hand out of her, making a gross sloshing sound.
"Jesus Rainbow..."
>She twitches while laying there.
>You stand up and look at the chest.
"This better be my cock."
>You grab the chest's handle and open it.
>A rooster sits inside.
>Another sound comes from somewhere.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0HfEhnaTkjF
>Discord's voice calls out from the sky.
>"Congratulations on completing the first challenge!"
"FUCK YOU!"
>Another door appears behind the chest.
>Rainbow stands and looks at the rooster in the chest.
>She smirks.
>You hit her on the head.
>The rooster jumps out of the chest and walks over to the door.
>You open the door and it rushes inside without looking.
>Rainbow goes inside as well and you follow behind her.
>The three of you stand in a field of grass.
>Two big boxes are set up on the left and the right.
>Discord wearing a hat and overalls walks over and gives you a gun.
>"Here, take this and shoot the two targets."
"W-wait, what?"
>He disappears just as fast as he appeared.
"Fuck."
>You hold the gun in your hand and look out at the field.
>A red target pops up.
>Quickly aiming, you fire.
>It goes down.
>Rainbow flies up.
>"Nice shot Anon!"
>The rooster pecks at stuff on the ground.
>Whew.
>One down... One to go.
>A blue target pops up, then goes down and pops up again somewhere else on the field.
"Shit..."
>You aim the gun around the field and wait for it to pop up again.
>When it pops up where you're aiming, you fire.
>The shot fails to connect.
>More sound comes from the sky.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s18AVkbGDVvp
"FUCK YOU!"
>You shoot the blue target when it pops up next.
>Rainbow cheers for you again, "Good job! You did it!"
"Yeah... Whatever."
>A piece of land in front of you opens up and a platform raises to about your chest level.
>On it lies what looks like a pump action water gun with "cum gun" written in crayon on the side of it.
>Discord's voice comes from the sky.
>"Congratulations on completing the second challenge!"
>You grab the gun and grumble angrily to yourself.
>A door appears to the right and you walk over, entering it quickly without looking.
>You now sit on a red racing kart.
>Rainbow is behind you on the back piece of it and the rooster sits in your lap.
>You're horrified when you look around at the scene.
>The kart you're in is on a rainbow in space.
>Sound plays from the heavens as Discord rolls up next to you in his kart.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s0rO137k5WEn
>A checkered flag floats in front of both of you.
>Suddenly it lowers, and Discord takes off speeding down the track.
"FUCK!"
>You slam your foot on the gas and jerk backward when you speed forward.
>Rainbow hangs on for dear life as you go down the near straight drop down the track.
>You fly off a ramp and land on a different piece of the track which makes you go up and around in a helix shape.
>Once making it to the top of that, you can see Discord not too far up ahead of you.
>He keeps throwing something out of the back of his kart though...
>You speed up to him and swirve past a severed penis that was thrown on the track.
"HEY! STOP THROWING MY DICK!"
>Discord slams into a clear box that appeared from nowhere and then throws a huge ballsack back at you.
>You manage to swirve around it, and a quick look back shows that it broke a giant section of the course.
"What the fuck, why can't I have any items like that?!"
>The rooster pecks at your torso and you look down at him.
>He holds the cum gun.
"Holy shit rooster, you're smart as shit."
>You take it and continue to follow the insanely shaped track while somehow managing to not fall off and fucking die.
>After going over another ramp, Discord is right in front of you.
>Right in front of him is another large downward helix that leads to the finish line.
>He reaches the helix before you catch him.
"SHIT, I'M GOING TO LOSE!"
>You reach back and grab the trembling Rainbow, aiming her forward.
>Then you shove your hand in her pussy again.
>She zooms forward incredibly fast, ignoring the track and bringing you straight toward the finish line.
>Discord is coming up to the finish line at about the same speed as you.
>You point the cum gun at him and fire.
>It sprays out jizz that slams onto his front tires and causes his kart to become attached to the track.
>The force of going as fast as he was to stopping immediately sends him tumbling out of the kart.
>You guide Rainbow through the finish line and slam into the track.
>All of you go flying out of the kart.
>You lay on the rainbow and catch your breath as music comes from the sky again.
>http://vocaroo.com/i/s1n7BMrCWZnJ
>The world slowly fades to a white color.
>Discord looks down at you.
>You stand up and look at him.
"I... I did what you wanted. Give me my dick back."
>"Oh alright."
>He snaps his fingers and you reach into your pants to feel that you're whole once again.
"Thank god."
>With another snap of his fingers, you're now standing in your room.
>Rainbow sits on the bed with a confused look on her face.
>"Did you get your dick back?"
>You grab it through your pants.
"Yes."
>She jumps up and turns around, pushing her rear at you.
>"Awesome! Now let's fuck!"
>You walk behind her.
"Nah."
>You quickly shove a fist inside of her and pull it out.
>The surge of pleasure is too much for her body to handle and she shoots off like a bullet straight through the closed window.
>Go back into the bathroom and piss in the toilet.
"Fucking Discord."