This is just a silly little greentext I did for the first run of The Lamentations of Suri Polomare by Schwartz.    >as you sit there on the street, you feel a tear roll down your cheek. >you start to think, where did you go wrong? >as your mind works through its problems, you start to feel your sadness replaced with anger. >this shouldn't have happened to you. >you were only trying to help them. >soon, you feel your anger turn to rage. >This is all there fault! >Those damn princesses! >If it wasn't for them, everything would be good with you and Suri. >as your rage builds, a sharp pain shoots thru your body. >you fall forward onto your hands and knees. >the pain is only getting stronger. >as it builds, you feel your body start to change, to grow. >you can feel your muscles getting bigger, stronger. >you look at your hands and notice a strange shade of green is starting to replace you normal skin tone. >your body just continues to grow, ripping thru your clothes, except your pants. Pants never rip. >all the while this is going on, there is a lone drunkard pony walking by. >he sees you on the ground, writhing in pain. >he approaches you "Are you *hic* Are y-you ok, son?" >as soon as you hear his voice, everything stops. >no pain, no growing, nothing. >nothing but rage. >you turn towards the drunkard, and his face starts to shift from concern to fear. >as you look at him, nothing goes thru your head. No thoughts. No emotions. Only one thing comes into your mind. >you let out the loudest, deepest roar your body can muster. >it's a satisfying feeling to watch as all the alcohol is simultaneously expelled from every pore on his body. >... >along with the contents of his bowels and bladder. >he turns and runs away, crying as he leaves a trail of excrement behind. >you smile internally at the sight before you. >as you start to stand up, you here someone yell at you. "Hey you there!" >you turn to the new sound. >its two of Lunas night guards. "We saw what you did to that pony!" "In the name of Princess Luna, stand down now, or face the consequences!" >the mere mention of her name sets your rage levels at maximum. >you let out a growl as you lunge at the two guards. >neither of them have time to react before you have both their heads in your hands. >they don't even have time to scream before the sheer strength of your grip crushes their skulls, killing them instantly. >you stand up straight, the two limp bodies of the guards still dangling in you hands. >the sounds of hoofsteps catch your attention. >you turn to see two more guards running up to you. >they stop about five yards from you, faces filled with a mix fear and anger. "Sweet Luna. What have you done." >the other one gets into a fighting stance. "You'll pay for their deaths, MONSTER!" >they both charge at you. >you only grunt and like some twisted conkledurr, you use the two dead ponies in your hands to knock them away. >as the two live guards lay on the ground, you drop the dead ones and look towards the mountain. >and there, in all its glory, sits the Canterlot Castle. >and it's there that you'll find them. > you let out one last roar before you jump with incredible strength towards the castle. >its inhabitants unaware of what comes for them. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ >the sun starts to rise in the morning sky. >its warming rays leaking into the broken throne room. >at the back lies the bloodied lifeless body of Princess Celestia, slumped over her throne. >Princess Luna, battered and beaten as she is, is still clinging to life, as she is slowly crushed by the relenting force of your foot. >with pleading eyes she looks up at you. "Please anonymous, we beg you. Let us live." >you push down just a tad harder. "Please. We... I am sorry. I didn't mean for this to happen." >you just stare down at her, as tears well up in her eyes. "Anon, please. I love you. Don't do this." >the pressure of your foot lightens a little at those words. "I will help you. We can get through this together." >you start to feel a certain calmness course thru your body as she talks. "We'll get you help, then we can work together to help find Sunset." >the moment you hear Shimmers name, you remember her tricking you and running away, the talk with Suri in the diner. The breakup right after. >the breakup. >Suri. >... >the calmness that started to show itself within you disappears and is replaced with an all to familiar rage. >you bare your teeth and start growling at Luna, while putting more pressure onto her small frame. "ANON! NO!" >you continue to push down on her. "Pl-please, no. Anon. I lo-love yo-" >the next thing you hear is the sickining crunch of her bones as you finally succeed in crushing her. >you let out a triumphant roar that can be heard thru all of Canterlot >your about to turn when a purple beam of magic strikes your shoulder from behind. >you look for this new source of resistance. >there, at the broken doorway, stands Twilight and the rest of the girls. >they all have a look of fear and disgust at the carnage in the room. >Twilight is the first to speak up. "Anon. What have you done?" >the others just keep staring. "Oh no. Princess Celestia. And Princess Luna." >you look down at the dead princess at your feet. >Twilight looks as if she is about to cry, but takes in a deep breath and releases it. >she then dons a look of determination. "Anon. For your acts tonight. I, Princess Twilight, herby deem you to dangerous to live any longer. You will now be destroyed for the proctection and well-being of Equestria." >she spreads out her wings and starts charging her horn. >you just stand there and stare. >the other five girls stare back in shock. >all you do then is smirk. >you let out another roar as you lunge towards them, beginning the final struggle for Equestria.   Directed by m. night shyamalan