>you prowl around outstide of skype once again
>the sound of a runbling engine and creaking treads approaches
>you find a nice dark corner to hide in and activate your radio
Otacon, you sure the charges didnt get switched out this time?
>"I'm sure of it anon, we wouldnt want you in the hospital with another head injury like that again"
>the tank parks, gravel crunches as a pair of boots plop down onto the roadway
>making your way around tvox's dumpy accord, you stop
>sherm had stopped himself, right in front of the box you left next to the door to skype
>"FUCKING BOXES!"
>chunks of cardboard everywhere, shit is scary man
>he walks inside, leaving you alone with bessy, Sherm's pride and joy
>moving slowly you make your way to bessy's engine compartment
>"Anon, you are going to want to plant the charge right above the engine. On top, right behind the turret"
>after climbing on top you pull out the small pack of explosives, more than enough to get the job dont
>you stop and listen
>from inside "Morning gentlemen"
>satisfied that you wont be found, you get to work
>setting the detonator and signal reciever goes by in a flash
>you plant the chrge and jump off the edge of the tank
>"Hang on guys, I left the Applejack Daniels back in bessy"
>You pull out the detonator and flick off the safety
>the door opens, sherm doesnt see you
>figuring that you can solve all of your problems at once, you wait for him to approach the tank
>as he begins to climb the turret you jump out of the shadows
HA
>with a loud swooshing sound you bring your thumb down onto the button
>"YOU MOTHERFU-"
BOOOOOOOM
>CAKE BATTER EVERYWHERE
uhh, shit
>you move foreward, trying to see if you managed to kill sherm despite the mishap
>closer....
>closer....
>a pait of bloodshot eyes open beneath your feet
metal gear?
>"I'LL SHOW YOU A METAL GEAR ASSHOLE!"
>you turn and run
>you almost make it out into the forest before a cog slams into the back of your head