> I miss humans
> it's been so long since I had another friendly face to talk to
> I miss talking
> the thought of a pretty girl to talk to
> making me horny
> it's been at least a few months since I've been with a girl that wasn't a pony
> raging boner
> well, this isn't going to deal with itself
> just as I'm getting started, knocks on the door
> three little fillies come in
> they want to help the animals
> oh great
> gotta hide
> maybe upstairs?
> go into the yellow one's room
> quiet
> start to work my shaft again
> BAM!
> door bursts open
> three little fillies starting at my crotch
> ground control to major mood killer
> "oh look at this one, he could do with a good brushing"
> how about no
> flee to the backyard
> they don't follow
> finally some quiet
> feeling good
> start working it faster
> suddenly animals everywhere
> staring
> this is too weird
> head into the woods
> nobody will see me here
> can you feel the love tonight?
> I sure can
> pounding away at it
> faster, faster
> feeling nothing but pure lust
> suddenly bush rustling
> jesus, what's a guy gotta do to masturbate without being interrupted
> instinctively grab for the nearest thing
> didn't see what it was, but it was fluffy
> cover crotch
> turn to meet the intruder
> the yellow one
> she looks appalled
> look down
> her pet bunny is standing between her and my boner
> I can explain
> no you can't, you're a fucking animal to her
> she snatches the bunny
> "NO! BAD! We don't do that to our friends"
> tell that to the orange one
> she drags me back inside
> hear her mumbling
> "....I don't know what to do.......maybe castrate him?"
> oh fuck no
> scurry my way out of this bitch
> sneak out the back door
> wander into town
> most of the people express disgust
> a purple one approaches
> "well hey there, aren't you interesting?"
> I put on my nice face, hopeful she'll protect me from the shears
> "I could run some experiments on you"
> ho boy
> I'm floating
> well, at least I'm not getting raped, or becoming a eunuch.