> wake up in the morning > first thing I hear is fluttershy > it's going to be one of those days > "He rises! Come sister, join with me in singing praise!" > hear another voice, a rather unfamiliar one What the hell are you two talking about? > roll over, fluttershy and lyra are sitting at me bedside > they both have their hooves together, and are chanting softly Fluttershy, knock it off > "Do as the great one commands!" > the both rise and look at me as I get out of bed > "Tell us your bidding oh great one!" first, I gotta pee > "Your wish shall be granted!" > Lyra opens her mouth and motions to it Or I could use a regular toilet..... > fluttershy elbows lyra > "I told you, I was the vessel of his grandeur! That means I get all of his holy fluids" > She just called my piss a holy fluid > I quickly make my way to the bathroom and lock the door > I finish my morning routine, primarily undisturbed. > the two follow me around, remaining silent > I continue my day as if they didn't exist > I'm reading a book, and a seedy part arrives > feel a twitch in my crotch as the book describes a scene of passionate love making in great detail > Fluttershy senses this immediately > She hikes up her white robes, and lifts her tail, exposing herself to me > "The great one needs to be satisfied!" > Lyra looks on in anticipation > I look over to fluttershy, and notice the burn mark on her flank > It's a capital A Fluttershy, what the hell did you do to yourself? > "I marked myself with a reminder of your holiness." Did you really brand yourself? > "No, Lyra did it. It burned too badly for me to do it to myself. It still kinda hurts" > Lyra lifts her robes > "and I did Lyra, see?" Fluttershy, you didn't need to do all that > "Branding is not the holy one's fetish either!" > Lyra interjects > "Nevermind the branding. Come great one, mount your vessel of grandeur and be pleased with us" That is most unnecessary. I am no great one, and I don't want to be treated as such. I'm a normal person, not some sort of god. > Fluttershy lowers her tail and robes and looks to me > "Worshiping isn't your fetish either?" No fluttershy no it's not > I grab both of them by the scruff of their necks > Lyra seems to have a spontaneous orgasm as soon as my hands touch her > "The great one's hands are on me!" I'm not the great one! > I throw them outside > The cult of anon, how creepy