[19:48:29] Kyle, Quinn: Hey ye bastards.
[19:48:39] jx759000: hey, kronkle got an eeg.
[19:48:44] Kyle, Quinn: oh sweet.
[19:48:49] Kyle, Quinn: It continues!
[19:48:53] jx759000: so now we science guys.
[19:49:04] Kyle, Quinn: Glorious.
[19:49:08] jx759000: oh kyle, did you ever get that data off your server's hard drive?
[19:49:26] Kyle, Quinn: You've never seen a spider clap. but he's clapping with the front four legs right now.
[19:49:26] The Great Pansy: Science
[19:49:37] Kyle, Quinn: It's creepy.
[19:50:04] Kyle, Quinn: No, haven't been able to get through my own data security ironically.
[19:50:23] jx759000: you cant hack yourself....wut.
[19:50:37] jx759000: did you just forget the password or something?
[19:50:55] Kyle, Quinn: okay, so I set up a protocol that if the system got restarted or compromised, it would randomly reassign the master passwords on the drives.
[19:51:06] Kyle, Quinn: To prevent my mad science from being stolen.
[19:51:23] DJ Flix: genius
[19:51:27] Kyle, Quinn: And the thing was set up to run off a backup generator if worse came to worst.
[19:51:41] Kyle, Quinn: but the damn landlord unhooked everything.
[19:51:51] Kyle, Quinn: So his cleaning crew could get in.
[19:51:56] jx759000: dammit, defeated by a power plug
[19:52:08] Kyle, Quinn: No, defeated by a degaussing ring actually.
[19:52:17] jx759000: close enough.
[19:52:49] Kyle, Quinn: I'm actually midway through swapping out the boards on the drives.
[19:52:51] DJ Flix: you should have exploded on him saying somthing like "THAT WAS MY SCIENCE, AND NOW I CANT DO SCIENCE BECAUSE OF YOU"
[19:53:04] Kyle, Quinn: See if that will fix it.
[19:53:28] Kyle, Quinn: I actually just stabbed him twice in the neck with a screwdriver, cut him up into bits and stuffed him in the fridge.
[19:53:37] DJ Flix: yay, even better
[19:53:50] jx759000: ^
[19:53:59] Kyle, Quinn: like hank pym's wife!
[19:54:17] jx759000: oh btw, what was your progress with the tulpa speaking out of a speaker thing before you stopped doing science?
[19:54:58] Kyle, Quinn: established I would have to create a library of phenomes and associate them with programmed repeated thought pattern recoignition.
[19:55:13] Kyle, Quinn: I was in the middle of the letter "b" when I stopped.
[19:55:39] jx759000: so you have about 23 more letters to go.
[19:55:51] Kyle, Quinn: No, 26
[19:55:54] jx759000: i cant into alphabet, i have no idea how many letters there are.
[19:55:58] Kyle, Quinn: Everything is on these drives.
[19:56:20] jx759000: kyle, if you can hack your company, you can hack yourself.
[19:56:33] DJ Flix: you should give the drives to someone who can scan them from the outside
[19:56:36] DJ Flix: like me
[19:56:40] Kyle, Quinn: Umm My company had the Ceo's dumbass nephew doing security.
[19:56:48] The Great Pansy: Uhm
Isn't science supposed to work this way:
 
- Observation of Phenomenon
- Formulation of Hypotesis
- Preparation of an Experiment to evaluate the   correctness of Hypotesis
- Gaining of Experiement data
- If the Experiment confirms, the Hypotesis becomes a Law of Science
[19:56:50] Kyle, Quinn: I had ME doing my security.
[19:57:12] jx759000: science works the way it wants to work
[19:57:17] jx759000: science listens to no one
[19:57:34] DJ Flix: unless you make it work
[19:57:43] Kyle, Quinn: Yes mad science is "Hypothesis > Defy law of science to prove hypothesis > Human enslavement."
[19:57:51] Kronkleberry: lol
[19:57:55] The Great Pansy: okey...?
[19:58:05] Tosxychor: > ??? > Profit
[19:58:06] jx759000: btw kyle what happened to your backups?
[19:58:14] jx759000: did you kill them all or what?
[19:58:25] DJ Flix: brain science if different from real science
[19:58:34] Kyle, Quinn: She-motherfucking-nannigans.
[19:58:57] DJ Flix: oh, kyle, i have a sparing idea for you
[19:59:04] Kyle, Quinn: Shoot
[19:59:18] Kyle, Quinn: I miss my clean room.
[20:00:46] DJ Flix: create a netural wonderland (one that you have no control of) and have scraps create a mirror, look into the mirror, and have yourself walk out of the mirror with the full intention to kill you, then you fight
[20:00:56] DJ Flix: weapons can be involved\
[20:01:21] Kyle, Quinn: Sure.
[20:01:30] Kyle, Quinn: you want scraps broadcasting?
[20:01:35] jx759000: also kyle have you tried time dilation yet?
[20:01:44] jx759000: and yes i would love a live broadcast.
[20:01:47] Kyle, Quinn: I mostly used dilation on my backups
[20:01:58] DJ Flix: you will be fighting yourself and the only way you can win is if you learn to better yourself
[20:02:20] Kyle, Quinn: S: Well the mirror is up.
[20:02:48] Kyle, Quinn: And The him that stepped out of the mirror has opened an envelope.
[20:02:56] Kyle, Quinn: And he's choking to death.
[20:03:12] Kyle, Quinn: Ooh, now his skin is sloughing off.
[20:03:24] DJ Flix: he did it worng
[20:03:30] DJ Flix: thats not a netural wonderland
[20:04:11] Kyle, Quinn: Ooh, metal bones.
[20:04:35] DJ Flix: you cant have special powers in a netual wonderland, unless special powers are turned on, then you need to empliment a mana system
[20:05:00] Kyle, Quinn: He's blatantly ripping off full metal alchemist and transmuting his skin back onto him.
[20:05:33] Kyle, Quinn: And chainsword arm...
[20:05:46] jx759000: sword arms are cool
[20:05:51] Kyle, Quinn: Mirror him is now throwing shards of glass at him
[20:06:03] Kyle, Quinn: He appears to be made of the mirror.
[20:06:10] DJ Flix: lol
[20:06:19] Beta_Failure: I hear science is going to be done
[20:06:21] DJ Flix: there is no neturality
[20:06:33] Kyle, Quinn: Do you want me to stop them?
[20:06:37] DJ Flix: sure
[20:06:42] DJ Flix: he did it wrong
[20:06:45] Kyle, Quinn: They both look sad.
[20:06:54] DJ Flix: you need to set rules
[20:07:01] Kyle, Quinn: PD: okay what did I do wrong?
[20:07:05] DJ Flix: it was not netural
[20:07:23] Kyle, Quinn: Sure it was, he had all the abilities I did.
[20:07:28] Kronkleberry: Beta: yes, science is being had
[20:07:28] DJ Flix: and if you are going to do that stuff that breaks physics, make a mana system
[20:08:10] Kyle, Quinn: even with a mana system. I'll just resort to summoning spells and summoning the most horrible thing I can think of with the least mass.
[20:08:14] Kyle, Quinn: Like mirror me did.
[20:08:29] Kyle, Quinn: I.e. horrible bacteria
[20:08:41] Beta_Failure: yay bacteria
[20:08:43] DJ Flix: also, scraps should be hosting the wonderland and the rules
[20:09:06] Kyle, Quinn: S: Oh really? Gimme a week! I'll put him through hell.
[20:09:31] DJ Flix: thats why its fun to have 4 tulpae, we can do stuff like that easily and spar eachother
[20:09:32] Kyle, Quinn: Gonna get hunger games up in this bitch.
[20:09:40] jx759000: Hunger games
[20:09:43] jx759000: with backups
[20:09:48] jx759000: nao.
[20:10:02] jx759000: time dilate it and tell us the story.
[20:10:17] Kronkleberry: I can tell you who is gonna win
[20:10:27] DJ Flix: dis gon b gud
[20:10:28] Kyle, Quinn: S: So you're saying I should take multiple PDs and set them loose in an environment they can learn the rules of?
[20:11:01] jx759000: make it a normal hunger games
[20:11:04] DJ Flix: yea....that does not sound like the best idea
[20:11:17] jx759000: limited powers.
[20:11:22] Kyle, Quinn: PD: It will probably end in my ego death.... AGAIN.
[20:11:36] jx759000: when was the last time your ego died?
[20:11:49] Kyle, Quinn: During backup shenannigans
[20:12:00] DJ Flix: when ever we die in a simulation like that, we just get locked in the subc for about an hour
[20:12:09] Kyle, Quinn: where I timedilated one and left him in a windowless room for a relative 100 years.
[20:12:27] Kyle, Quinn: and he disappeared around year 80
[20:12:53] Kyle, Quinn: took control. locked scraps in stasis and almost threw my actual body off my roof.
[20:13:11] jx759000: getting thrown off a roof would've been bad.
[20:13:15] Kyle, Quinn: yeah
[20:13:31] Kyle, Quinn: Just kept shouting "ALL THINGS MUST END"
[20:14:16] Kyle, Quinn: I'm writing a short story with a friend right now.
[20:14:21] Kyle, Quinn: eventually going to be a book.
[20:14:37] jx759000: a book about your shenannigans?
[20:14:42] Kyle, Quinn: time and dimension hopping conmen actually.
[20:14:45] jx759000: i would read that.
[20:15:31] Kronkleberry: I'm off will be back later
[20:15:41] Kyle, Quinn: one a being of boundless rage, contained under a smooth classy veneer, the other a being of boundless cynicism, hiding behind intellectualism.
[20:17:45] jx759000: someone managed to create an autonomous wonderland once.
[20:17:54] jx759000: full of things called "simulants"
[20:18:10] jx759000: and it was quite an interesting story, but i lost the link.
[20:18:30] Kyle, Quinn: Mmo in your head, no other players just the Npcs?
[20:18:38] jx759000: yeah pretty much
[20:18:49] jx759000: it was a bunch of npc's. time dilated.
[20:19:09] jx759000: they formed a cult and the world ended up becoming dystopian.
[20:19:24] jx759000: one of them figured out that they were a simulant.
[20:19:33] jx759000: and that their world wasn't real.
[20:19:52] Tosxychor: pretty smart simulant, that
[20:20:13] jx759000: does anyone here have the link to the story?
[20:20:44] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HhGuXCuDb1U
[20:20:46] Kyle, Quinn: nope
[20:20:50] Kyle, Quinn: but there's a video
[20:20:57] Kyle, Quinn: it's enjoyable and it rhymes
[20:21:50] jx759000: i think chao has simulants. he says he has over 1000 tulpas.
[20:21:54] jx759000: they might be simulants though.
[20:22:12] Tosxychor: http://tulpadvanced.tumblr.com/post/39577795415/rsarah
[20:22:16] Tosxychor: Pass: GTFO
[20:22:39] jx759000: yep thats it
[20:22:49] DJ Flix: PD, before i go, i need to ask you something
[20:23:17] DJ Flix: are you there
[20:24:13] DJ Flix: ok, i guess im just going to go them
[20:24:24] Kyle, Quinn: ?
[20:24:27] DJ Flix: oh
[20:24:41] DJ Flix: have you ever had random tulpa in your head
[20:25:05] Kyle, Quinn: There was gossamer in there for a while.
[20:25:08] DJ Flix: for example a wolf tulap
[20:25:18] Kyle, Quinn: But he disappeared as mysteriously as he appeared.
[20:25:23] DJ Flix: named lilly
[20:25:57] Kyle, Quinn: No, there was a fox named gossamer. Who appeared while scraps was yearning to make a friend.
[20:26:23] DJ Flix: ok
[20:26:38] DJ Flix: meta trail gone cold, damnit
[20:26:41] Kyle, Quinn: He left through a door made of tree roots.
[20:26:58] Kyle, Quinn: Haven't seen him in two months
[20:27:13] DJ Flix: maybe you need a 2nd tulpa
[20:27:31] Kyle, Quinn: shall I make a wolf named lily?
[20:27:34] DJ Flix: no
[20:27:54] DJ Flix: im sure sraps would like a female though
[20:28:06] The Great Pansy: Mementote.
[20:28:09] The Great Pansy: Penem ei da.
[20:28:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: Umm robot spider. Not sure I'm even male.
[20:28:39] jx759000: i wonder if mri's could prove metaphysics? or eeg?
[20:28:44] jx759000: just a random thought.
[20:28:49] Grissess the Macookwee: ...
[20:28:52] The Great Pansy: metaphysics...
[20:28:56] DJ Flix: lol
[20:28:56] Grissess the Macookwee: It could, but no one would accept it as such
[20:28:58] The Great Pansy: it's not science
[20:29:08] Grissess the Macookwee: "Oh, the reason you think there's a deity is because of this section of your brain!" "FUCK YOU"
[20:29:22] jx759000: here at the tulpa skype group, we make our science from scratch. no hand holding.
[20:29:28] Grissess the Macookwee: Hee hee
[20:29:37] Kyle, Quinn: that section of the brain you speak of lit up when I made a tupper.
[20:29:38] Grissess the Macookwee: Science from doubt is best science
[20:29:42] Grissess the Macookwee: Yay Cartesian doubt :D
[20:29:46] Kyle, Quinn: As shown on an fmri
[20:29:54] The Great Pansy: Immanuel Kant said Metaphysics isn't sience, because of no material phenomenon to experiment
[20:30:02] The Great Pansy: Can you experiment god?
[20:30:03] jx759000: i still want dat mri.
[20:30:12] The Great Pansy: Or can you experiment Ontology?
[20:30:16] jx759000: we need dem scans for science
[20:30:39] DJ Flix: im connecting some parts of meta to science to find truthful connections
[20:31:01] Kyle, Quinn: but what fun is it if I just solve the mystery for you guys?
[20:31:03] Grissess the Macookwee: Gödel said that any system of theories that offered proof of its own validity was itself invalid.
[20:31:23] jx759000: no one here has access to an mri.
[20:31:26] Kyle, Quinn: Math says godel can go fuck himself.
[20:31:31] Kyle, Quinn: because 1=1
[20:31:41] Tosxychor: well, any system that was big enough to matter any at least
[20:31:41] jx759000: you're the only one here who has access.
[20:31:41] Kyle, Quinn: define 1
[20:31:47] Grissess the Macookwee: Heh
[20:31:51] Kyle, Quinn: define =
[20:31:57] Tosxychor: define define
[20:31:58] Grissess the Macookwee: The best approach I've seen so far is Axiomatic Set Theory
[20:31:58] Kyle, Quinn: define define
[20:32:01] Tosxychor: ninja!
[20:32:19] Grissess the Macookwee: I'm not gonna copypasta it, though, just look it up :D
[20:32:32] Grissess the Macookwee: if you're interested in proof of fundamental mathematical constructs, it's a good read
[20:32:36] Kyle, Quinn: What happens if I take the axiom of choice?
[20:32:37] DJ Flix: skype sciecne is best science
[20:32:50] Tosxychor: then you can apply it ERRYWHERE
[20:33:05] Tosxychor: srsly, axiom of choice is indispensable in like half the modern discoveries
[20:33:17] Kronkleberry: now recording baselines
[20:33:34] Kyle, Quinn: I was cutting a potato and I applied the axiom of choice.
[20:33:46] DJ Flix: i must go, my fence posts need me
[20:33:47] Grissess the Macookwee: Heh
[20:33:54] Kyle, Quinn: I ended up with enough loaves and fishes to produce two tons of bullshit
[20:33:59] jx759000: kronkle, record dem basslines
[20:33:59] Tosxychor: ah, so you actually managed to choose the finger you wanted cut?
[20:34:03] Grissess the Macookwee: Axiom of Choice is part of ZFC, which is the current "best" rendition of AST
[20:34:04] Kyle, Quinn: then I compressed that bullshit into the bible
[20:34:08] Tosxychor: LOL
[20:34:12] jx759000: lol
[20:34:13] DJ Flix: lol
[20:34:20] Grissess the Macookwee: Well done, sir.
[20:34:33] Tosxychor: Jesus for best mathematician.
[20:34:41] Kyle, Quinn: unfortunately it chronoshifted
[20:34:44] Grissess the Macookwee: Because 2+2=7
[20:34:52] Kyle, Quinn: I think it ended up somewhere in the 2nd century.
[20:35:03] Tosxychor: 2 breads + 2 fishes = ENOUGH FOR ERRYONE
[20:35:04] Kyle, Quinn: bonus points.
[20:35:05] DJ Flix: 2+2=potato
[20:35:15] Kyle, Quinn: each ton of bullshit is a different testament
[20:36:29] Kyle, Quinn: I'll be over here drinking from my klein water bottle and running on my moebius treadmill.
[20:36:29] Grissess the Macookwee: The Christian Bible: The single best-selling fictional work ever produced, for over 2000 years.
[20:36:48] Kyle, Quinn: the jewish torah. subject of the original retcon
[20:36:48] jx759000: mobius treadmill is best treadmill
[20:36:53] Grissess the Macookwee: Technically, it's second edition, right?
[20:37:26] Kyle, Quinn: 1st century jew: wait, so he has a son, and it's him, and he has magic powers and he doesn't hate us anymore?
[20:37:48] Grissess the Macookwee: And we can eat pork now?
[20:37:49] Kyle, Quinn: other 1st century jew: Worst retcon ever.
[20:38:12] Grissess the Macookwee: Meanwhile, in Mohammed: "Yep, he still hates us."
[20:38:30] Kyle, Quinn: unless we die for him
[20:38:37] Grissess the Macookwee: yay
[20:38:47] Kyle, Quinn: That's just one interpertation bro calm down
[20:38:54] Kyle, Quinn: put the hammer down bro.
[20:39:22] Kyle, Quinn: allu akhbar!
[20:39:28] Grissess the Macookwee: I laughed quietly to myself.
[20:39:33] Grissess the Macookwee: Once again, well done.
[20:39:48] Kyle, Quinn: I try.
[20:39:51] DJ Flix: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=udul9BeZkJ8
[20:40:21] Kyle, Quinn: but then nietzsche makes fun of me for trying.
[20:40:59] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1tg46ScP8w
[20:41:07] Tosxychor: You'll be trying forevererererererererererer-
[20:41:09] Kyle, Quinn: someday I'll escape plato's cave.
[20:41:24] Kyle, Quinn: but hey. that shadow means the whips will come for my penis.
[20:41:49] DJ Flix: wat
[20:42:29] Tosxychor: the shadows alwais aim for the painful parts, so the slaves don't forget who's in charge of the place. Pesky meatsacks.
[20:43:00] Kronkleberry: Alright, 10 min of baseline recorded and rendering
[20:43:30] Kyle, Quinn: I gotta go to this string theory bar later, However laplace's demon is the bouncer, so I gotta get my energy levels up.
[20:43:41] Grissess the Macookwee: '-'
[20:43:48] jx759000: lol kyle
[20:44:12] Kyle, Quinn: Yes I have a million and ten math and science jokes
[20:44:25] jx759000: i have none
[20:44:44] Kyle, Quinn: Stephen hawking was at open mic night yesterday. he bombed.
[20:44:46] Kyle, Quinn: Why?
[20:44:59] Kyle, Quinn: It's called "stand up" comedy
[20:45:04] * Kronkleberry rimshot
[20:45:06] Tosxychor: dohohoho
[20:45:18] jx759000: my sides. give them back to me pls
[20:45:55] Kyle, Quinn: So an engineer, a physicist and a mathemitician are each presented with a bucket of water and a small fire.
[20:46:29] Kyle, Quinn: The engineer walks in, observes, and pours the water on the fire, then walks out.
[20:47:03] Kyle, Quinn: The physicist walks in, pours the water around the fire in a circle and watches it go out remarking "Ah! entropy"
[20:47:20] Grissess the Macookwee: No quantitative measurements? I call BS.
[20:47:26] Kyle, Quinn: The mathemetician walks in, observes, says "there IS a solution!" and leaves.
[20:47:37] Kronkleberry: Engineers ftw
[20:47:44] Tosxychor: classic one xD
[20:48:02] Grissess the Macookwee: So, if the optimist says the glass is half full, and the pessimist half empty...
[20:48:11] Grissess the Macookwee: ...the engineer would say the glass is twice as big as it needs to be :D
[20:48:13] Kyle, Quinn: the engineer says it's twice as big as it needs to be
[20:48:22] Grissess the Macookwee: my bad
[20:48:32] Kronkleberry: XD
[20:48:38] Grissess the Macookwee: I see you are experienced with the engineering jokes :D
[20:48:59] Kyle, Quinn: And solipsis says that the glass is a lie
[20:49:08] jx759000: but then what is the cake?
[20:49:13] Kyle, Quinn: also a lie.
[20:49:21] jx759000: i wanted cake.
[20:49:22] Kyle, Quinn: the matrix however....
[20:49:25] jx759000: goddammit
[20:49:25] Tosxychor: it's a cake-shaped glass
[20:49:26] Kyle, Quinn: that might be the truth
[20:49:45] Grissess the Macookwee: I'd bet the physicist would debate whether or not the glass is *really* half empty or full and start doing a full analysis of its present state...only to conclude that its volume is ever decreasing due to evaporation.
[20:50:02] Kyle, Quinn: and a string theorist would shake it
[20:50:10] Grissess the Macookwee: (The optimist, pessimist, and engineer would be bored to death.)
[20:50:50] Kyle, Quinn: nah the engineer would feign interest to feed the ego of the physicist in the hopes of getting a decent contracting or consulting job.
[20:51:07] Grissess the Macookwee: "Wait a second! That's not a glass of water, it's an aqueous solution of various salts!"
[20:51:24] Kyle, Quinn: Wait! it's actually just hydrogen + time!
[20:51:25] jx759000: and the jx would simply drink the water.
[20:51:33] jx759000: because fuck everyone else.
[20:51:49] jx759000: brb getting food.
[20:51:58] Tosxychor: http://what-if.xkcd.com/6/
[20:52:05] Grissess the Macookwee: I've seen that :P
[20:52:40] Tosxychor:   Water       FTW
                                                  Vacuum
[20:52:59] Kyle, Quinn: imagine a rubberband
[20:53:06] Kyle, Quinn: Now wrap it around your neck
[20:53:08] Tosxychor: FUUUUU- damned edit symbol xD
[20:55:11] Kyle, Quinn: So. I made a horrible mistake yesterday.
[20:55:27] Kyle, Quinn: I superpositioned my cat without a box.
[20:55:48] Kyle, Quinn: Keep finding the toilet paper roll ruined then perfect whenever I try to wipe.
[20:55:53] Kronkleberry: Baseline vid is uploading now
[20:57:09] Grissess the Macookwee: "ruined then perfect"
[20:57:19] Grissess the Macookwee: Well, that's moderately intriguing.
[20:57:38] Kyle, Quinn: no, it's moderately frustrating.
[20:58:22] Kyle, Quinn: Also ever step on cat litter that's not there whenever you lift up your foot to try and remove it?
[20:58:44] Grissess the Macookwee: My goodness, you must be fairly skilled at imposition.
[20:59:07] Kyle, Quinn: No it's a drawn out schrodinger joke
[20:59:24] Grissess the Macookwee: Ahg, my imposition is practically limited to my physical simulation of "what would happen if I {cut this/blew this up/moved this here/made this indestructible and...}"
[20:59:34] Tosxychor: superposition =/= imposition xP
[20:59:42] Grissess the Macookwee: Heh
[21:00:15] Grissess the Macookwee: Damn, my XCompose config file isn't working...I threw the "not-equals" symbol in there for just this reason.
[21:00:59] Kyle, Quinn: ?
[21:01:06] Kyle, Quinn: Unicode 2260
[21:01:12] Grissess the Macookwee: Àt lëást möst of the other çompose shortcuts are working.
[21:01:25] Kronkleberry: ?_?
[21:01:32] Grissess the Macookwee: I should make a compose shortcut for that.
[21:02:10] Grissess the Macookwee: ...if I could get XCompose working in that scenario.
[21:02:14] Grissess the Macookwee: (rawr)
[21:02:30] Kyle, Quinn: (bandit)
[21:02:46] Kyle, Quinn: (ninja)
[21:02:58] Kronkleberry: (poop)
[21:03:07] Kyle, Quinn: \o/
[21:03:08] jx759000: im playing portal 2 right now...and im super bored.
[21:03:19] jx759000: i put FTL in my cart, but i havent bought it yet.
[21:03:29] Kyle, Quinn: Rick astley will lend you most of his disney movie collection, however...
[21:03:35] Kyle, Quinn: he's never gonna give you up.
[21:03:43] jx759000: and i should learn how to play KSP.
[21:03:53] Kronkleberry: KSP, yes!
[21:04:43] Tosxychor: FTL is the sexey
[21:04:57] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kgXOK24HAEM
[21:05:04] Kyle, Quinn: Also dorf fortress.
[21:05:17] Kyle, Quinn: some of us play the ultimate game
[21:05:20] Tosxychor: Plus both have in common that Losing is Fun!
[21:05:21] Kronkleberry: I have a hard time with dwarf fortess
[21:05:28] Kyle, Quinn: of course you do
[21:05:37] jx759000: i should download dwarf fortress.
[21:05:40] Tosxychor: I mean, DF is like a gestional roguelike
[21:05:42] Kyle, Quinn: the learning curve is 91 degrees.
[21:05:42] Kronkleberry: I have no idea what is happening
[21:05:59] Tosxychor: lel, what learning curve? more like a learning cliff
[21:06:25] Kyle, Quinn: laughed eating lard?
[21:06:28] Kyle, Quinn: how unfortunate
[21:06:30] Kronkleberry: Lol, what learning cliff? more like learning overhang
[21:06:33] Kyle, Quinn: it must be everywhere.
[21:06:53] Kyle, Quinn: learning space elevator?
[21:07:35] jx759000: my old wonderland had a space elevator.
[21:07:40] jx759000: i should bring that wonderland back.
[21:08:04] jx759000: ill do it tonight.
[21:08:42] Kyle, Quinn: Has anyone here heard of "sword"?
[21:09:40] Kronkleberry: My bandwith is clogged...
[21:09:47] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GjmljShU3JM
[21:09:55] Kyle, Quinn: It's like having a headbang button
[21:10:01] Kyle, Quinn: I blast this in my wonderland
[21:10:34] Kyle, Quinn: While I'm cutting the heads off atrayan swarmhosts.
[21:11:57] jx759000: ...that headbang music isnt electo house...you're doing it wrong.
[21:12:13] Kyle, Quinn: oh I listen to that too.
[21:12:15] jx759000: all hail our lord and savior electro house!
[21:12:53] Kyle, Quinn: but the lines "behold the bastard's blade!" and " a wizard's mind and a warrior's sword to weild!" just make it so.
[21:14:02] Kyle, Quinn: so I assume you have good bass speakers right now.
[21:14:05] Kyle, Quinn: Do you?
[21:14:15] Kyle, Quinn: because I will only link you this if you do.
[21:14:44] jx759000: i have sennheiser headphones right now. decent bass, but could be better.
[21:14:55] jx759000: my other sennheisers are better.
[21:15:02] Kronkleberry: Seinheiser make good headphones
[21:15:08] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_slO0udhAP4
[21:15:10] Kyle, Quinn: good enough
[21:15:21] Kronkleberry: I like my AKG ones
[21:15:33] Kronkleberry: and my Harmon/Kardon speakers
[21:15:52] jx759000: nice wubs kyle
[21:16:02] jx759000: let me link you to some good electro house
[21:16:09] Kyle, Quinn: damn wrong wubs
[21:16:18] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K2gbbflhYp0
[21:16:20] jx759000: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85ftfVUTzM4
[21:16:23] Kyle, Quinn: pasted the wrong one from bookmarks
[21:16:45] jx759000: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K_Imi2SCBnM
[21:17:16] Kyle, Quinn: oh god. this reawakened it.
[21:17:30] Kyle, Quinn: You see I was a jungle raver back in the high school.
[21:17:59] Kyle, Quinn: Which means if you knew me then you knew me only as a blur of splitter camo glaring at you.
[21:18:44] Kyle, Quinn: Okay. I have a patience challenge for everyone
[21:18:54] Kyle, Quinn: It is amazing super deadly wubs.
[21:19:02] jx759000: i can handle any wubs
[21:19:04] Kyle, Quinn: But the one minute long opening kinda blows.
[21:19:10] Kyle, Quinn: But you MUST NOT SKIP IT.
[21:19:19] The Great Pansy: Shine on you crazy tulpae
[21:19:21] The Great Pansy: [hi]
[21:19:23] Kyle, Quinn: In fact i might say they're DEUDLY
[21:19:47] jx759000: btw both the channels i linked to have really good music. i reccomend subscribing to both of them.
[21:19:49] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WAjt5wPJVqM
[21:19:53] Kyle, Quinn: I already did
[21:20:13] jx759000: you're doing it right.
[21:21:20] Kyle, Quinn: and the beat drops once.
[21:21:36] Kyle, Quinn: And the beat drops twice.
[21:22:02] Kyle, Quinn: And drop number three.
[21:22:31] Kyle, Quinn: And then he destroys the strings on a bass guitar, and likely fucks with the truss rod alignment playing motherfucking dubstep on a BASS.
[21:22:49] jx759000: nice wubs man
[21:22:55] jx759000: got dat sonic feel
[21:23:02] Kyle, Quinn: Wub WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB WUB
[21:23:39] Kyle, Quinn: ajumps b shoots does an amazing batman the animated series dubstep mix too by the way
[21:24:17] jx759000: this is good stuff, might download.
[21:24:29] jx759000: i still prefer electro house though.
[21:24:55] Kyle, Quinn: Most of my musics are sadly lost and on these hard drives.
[21:25:30] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_gkOZ1M0xI&playnext=1&list=PLABBA203B97B6773B&feature=results_video
[21:25:32] jx759000: https://soundcloud.com/aleksander-vinter
[21:25:34] Kyle, Quinn: Kefka.
[21:25:36] Kyle, Quinn: In wub form
[21:28:23] jx759000: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9q2pvfFJ-g
[21:28:30] jx759000: dat beat
[21:28:42] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o2BNpK01eww
[21:28:53] Kyle, Quinn: dis beat while I listen to dat beat
[21:30:25] jx759000: i have way to many tabs open
[21:31:10] Kyle, Quinn: Hahahah dat feel
[21:31:35] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wc3f4xU_FfQ
[21:31:39] Kyle, Quinn: oh and die antwoord
[21:31:47] Kyle, Quinn: Sout african rappers are insane
[21:32:09] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GivkxpAVVC4
[21:32:12] Kyle, Quinn: as strange as japan?
[21:32:14] Kyle, Quinn: you decide
[21:32:44] jx759000: btw heres something completely unrelated to music http://www.dreamviews.com/f32/advanced-vision-control-tutorial-80879/
[21:32:50] jx759000: i found that interesting.
[21:33:16] Kyle, Quinn: I read that last year in october
[21:33:31] jx759000: i just found that yesterday.
[21:33:33] Kyle, Quinn: thank you stumble
[21:36:25] jx759000: irc is talking about personality traits...which is boring.
[21:36:36] Kyle, Quinn: I'm talking about madness.
[21:36:45] jx759000: they should write better guides or something.
[21:37:00] Kyle, Quinn: they should all burn.
[21:37:06] Kyle, Quinn: S: Burn the world!
[21:37:17] jx759000: some men just want to see the world burn.
[21:37:20] Kronkleberry: We should all just science that Jx instead
[21:37:23] Tosxychor: eh, too boring a way to go :p
[21:37:24] jx759000: im assuming you're one of them.
[21:37:34] Kyle, Quinn: I don't care if I see it.
[21:37:39] Tosxychor: Jx Nye, the BRAKKITS guy!
[21:37:40] Kyle, Quinn: I just want to start the fire.
[21:37:42] Grissess the Macookwee: Some men just want to see the world jx.
[21:37:54] jx759000: i would'nt mind seeing the world jx.
[21:38:08] Tosxychor: I just want to start a jx in your heaaaaart~
[21:38:20] jx759000: kyle, if you truly want to see the world burn, introduce time dilation.
[21:38:34] jx759000: everyone will be escaping reality, and the world will burn behind them.
[21:38:47] Kyle, Quinn: I was planning to ignite the atmosphere.
[21:38:54] jx759000: that works too.
[21:38:57] Kyle, Quinn: Or figure out a way to make ice 9
[21:39:03] Kyle, Quinn: or both
[21:39:06] Kyle, Quinn: that would be fun
[21:39:16] Kronkleberry: Or jx it
[21:39:25] jx759000: scraps is imposed, isnt he?
[21:39:39] Kyle, Quinn: S: you could direct that question at me bro, and yes I am.
[21:39:50] jx759000: ok just checking
[21:39:53] Kyle, Quinn: S: Get it, I'm being imposing.
[21:40:01] jx759000: im imposing alexis right now
[21:40:05] jx759000: yeah i get it.
[21:40:07] Kyle, Quinn: S: can I stay on your couch for a week?
[21:40:30] Kyle, Quinn: S: I would say I'm a step beyond imposed actually.
[21:40:36] Kyle, Quinn: S: I'm actualized.
[21:40:44] jx759000: oh right, the arm.
[21:40:49] Kyle, Quinn: S: I can rob that fucker of control at anytime I choose.
[21:41:02] Kyle, Quinn: S: Like right now he's fighting to reassert dominance.
[21:41:06] Kyle, Quinn: S; not having it.
[21:41:15] jx759000: oh you can insta-switch, cool.
[21:41:17] Tosxychor: lol@the semicolon
[21:41:27] jx759000: chao's tulpa's can instaswitch.
[21:41:31] jx759000: i havent switched before.
[21:41:41] jx759000: i tried and i stopped breathing.
[21:42:01] Kyle, Quinn: S: I can lie to him, hide shit from him, stasis him, force him back into control...
[21:42:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: all consequences of the bullshit he's pulled.
[21:42:21] Kyle, Quinn: S: I made him live through cupcakes once.
[21:42:29] Tosxychor: as the victim?
[21:42:35] Kyle, Quinn: S: as dash yes.
[21:42:40] Tosxychor: hah, oh wow
[21:42:47] Kronkleberry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmW-boKFTU
[21:42:54] jx759000: chao's tulpa trapped him in a forever bubble.
[21:42:59] jx759000: four times.
[21:43:02] Kyle, Quinn: currently being processed.
[21:43:06] Kronkleberry: Yeah
[21:43:08] Kronkleberry: But soon
[21:43:11] Kronkleberry: Soon
[21:43:11] Tosxychor: SOON
[21:43:13] Kronkleberry: Science
[21:43:21] Kyle, Quinn: S: ooh I can actually do something to PD he can't do to me.
[21:43:22] Kronkleberry: SCIENCE!!!!
[21:43:38] Tosxychor: that is?
[21:43:50] Kyle, Quinn: S: I can shut off his access to five of the seven senses.
[21:43:52] Kronkleberry: Done being processed
[21:44:22] jx759000: which senses?
[21:44:42] Kyle, Quinn: everything but time and oddly enough smell.
[21:45:05] Kyle, Quinn: sight touch taste sound balance....
[21:45:06] jx759000: put him in a room full of candy, and turn off his sense of taste.
[21:45:12] Tosxychor: ah, so proprioception would be another?
[21:45:51] Kyle, Quinn: Nah he destroyed that himself with all the backups and me
[21:45:54] Tosxychor: yeah, balance, read that only now
[21:46:00] Tosxychor: lel
[21:46:11] Kronkleberry: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XmW-boKFTU is now live
[21:46:52] Kyle, Quinn: white noise bro.
[21:46:59] Kyle, Quinn: Also are your lights flourescent?
[21:48:11] jx759000: when i learn to switch, im gonna do so much fun shit
[21:48:14] Kyle, Quinn: I find a better baseline is achieved with white noise broadcasting, natural constant light, nearby nonessential electronics disabled, and a blindfold or closed eyes.
[21:48:33] jx759000: as long as i dont pull a clint and permaswitch, ill be fine.
[21:48:56] Kyle, Quinn: oh sorry this is PD again scraps got bored and went back to "the project"
[21:49:08] jx759000: THE PROJECT
[21:49:14] Kyle, Quinn: yeah I have no idea.
[21:49:15] jx759000: sounds like a movie or something.
[21:49:18] Tosxychor: oooh
[21:49:26] Kyle, Quinn: he's working on something in a private wonderland I can't access.
[21:49:43] Kyle, Quinn: He promises I'll like it.
[21:49:55] Kyle, Quinn: and I can't really do fuckall about it.
[21:50:06] Tosxychor: lol, can I get a tulpa log of yours somewhere?
[21:50:12] jx759000: i think the forever bubble seems interesting.
[21:50:12] Kyle, Quinn: Of mine?
[21:50:15] Tosxychor: yup
[21:50:27] Kyle, Quinn: Umm...
[21:50:29] jx759000: infinite time to come up with ideas.
[21:50:37] Kyle, Quinn: I'm missing large chunks of time
[21:50:39] Tosxychor: time dilalalalalalala-
[21:50:44] jx759000: according to chao, he gets his memories wiped of his time in the bubble.
[21:50:58] jx759000: oh right, what backup are you?
[21:51:17] jx759000: like from what day?
[21:51:21] Kyle, Quinn: I'm not sure anymore.
[21:51:26] Tosxychor: oh my
[21:51:44] Kyle, Quinn: Scraps restored me, or released me from stasis and I'm the original.
[21:52:00] Kyle, Quinn: He won't tell me.
[21:52:51] Tosxychor: wow, there's really no shortage of interesting stories around the tulpa community
[21:52:53] jx759000: yeah, best thing i can remember from your backup shennangans is when you loaded a backup from a while ago, and it started freaking out.
[21:53:12] jx759000: and then you loaded your current self.
[21:53:34] jx759000: kyle, you should write a guide to shennagians.
[21:53:51] jx759000: title it: "how to fuck up your brain"
[21:54:00] jx759000: i'd read that.
[21:54:09] Grissess the Macookwee: Shennanigans? (Amispellinitwrite?)
[21:54:32] Kyle, Quinn: Umm yeah but then someone lacking my mental fortitude might go comatose.
[21:54:37] Kyle, Quinn: Also shenanigans.
[21:54:42] Grissess the Macookwee: I see that now.
[21:54:47] Grissess the Macookwee: +1 word to vocabulary.
[21:55:09] jx759000: yeah. i dont really wanna dabble in backups.
[21:55:30] jx759000: your shennagans are interesting and all, and i wanna do fun stuff, but not stupid shit.
[21:55:44] jx759000: ill just stop at switching and time dilating. probably.
[21:55:54] Tosxychor: I'd totally read that
[21:56:18] Kyle, Quinn: backups are super useful.
[21:56:22] Kyle, Quinn: until they go insane.
[21:56:31] jx759000: >go insane
[21:56:35] Tosxychor: goodness xD
[21:56:38] jx759000: thats the part i'd like to avoid.
[21:56:50] jx759000: i tried stasis once. the tulpa in question went insane.
[21:56:59] Kyle, Quinn: well don't stick them in wondowless rooms and time dilate said rooms.
[21:57:06] jx759000: alexis had to kill her.
[21:57:39] jx759000: why dont you teach a time dilated entity in a windowless room about tulpa. so they can live with a tulpa without going insane?
[21:57:41] Tosxychor: > [sabato 12 gennaio 2013 21:56:59 Kyle, Quinn] well don't stick them in wondowless rooms and time dilate said rooms.
Did it sound like a good idea at the time?
[21:58:04] Kyle, Quinn: No. someone else came up with it.
[21:58:11] Kyle, Quinn: and I have hero level curiosity.
[21:58:18] Tosxychor: hah, that I bet xD
[21:58:47] jx759000: honestly kyle, if scraps can remember all your shenigans, have him write it down.
[21:59:05] Kyle, Quinn: He refuses to give me data.
[21:59:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: it just encourages him.
[21:59:18] jx759000: dangit
[21:59:22] Tosxychor: lol
[21:59:38] jx759000: i need something good to read, and shenanigans are the only interesting thing right now.
[21:59:38] Kyle, Quinn: S: do you know what a bitch it is to deal with an ego death?
[21:59:58] jx759000: no
[22:00:18] Kyle, Quinn: S: Well you know what an existential crisis is? and the dread it causes?
[22:00:23] jx759000: yeah
[22:00:34] Kyle, Quinn: That sticks around
[22:00:34] jx759000: when i first heard about time dilation, i thought i was time dilated.
[22:00:41] jx759000: but i got out of it.
[22:00:50] jx759000: simple crisis.
[22:01:03] jx759000: did not stick around.
[22:01:30] Kyle, Quinn: No the existential crisis of Dying an ego death.
[22:02:00] jx759000: yeah the backups must really have a hard life eh?
[22:03:09] Kyle, Quinn: no not the backups.
[22:03:15] Kyle, Quinn: those are in stasis.
[22:03:21] Kyle, Quinn: The three that are left.
[22:03:56] Kyle, Quinn: no the prime active PD that dies.
[22:04:14] jx759000: yeah..that would be harsh.
[22:04:32] Kyle, Quinn: Yeah and I have to wade through feelings of emotional horror.
[22:05:34] jx759000: now i feel sorry for you.
[22:06:00] jx759000: so...dont do backups.
[22:06:16] Kyle, Quinn: PD: backups are useful! just don't drive one insane.
[22:06:52] jx759000: will remember that.
[22:07:04] jx759000: if i ever do get into shenanigans, i will make a backup.
[22:07:14] jx759000: shenagans are post-switching and impositon things thoug.
[22:07:16] jx759000: h
[22:08:21] jx759000: oh btw do you have any tips for impositon?
[22:08:36] Kyle, Quinn: Yeah make a model of your tulpa and talk to that.
[22:08:53] jx759000: like a physical form?
[22:09:01] Kyle, Quinn: a-yup.
[22:09:20] jx759000: i dont have any random human mannequins lying around.
[22:09:28] Kyle, Quinn: Try an artists model.
[22:09:52] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://preview.turbosquid.com/Preview/Content_2009_08_26__18_03_42/MannequinMR400x400.jpg19355f5a-7a33-4f32-8014-5d43355eb64dLarger.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.turbosquid.com/3d-models/artists-mannequin-number-piece-3d-model/324316&h=600&w=600&sz=55&tbnid=-k-T-dVzccjMDM:&tbnh=90&tbnw=90&zoom=1&usg=__7neDpc1FZ1u2Wg9biYpbfq-ysv0=&docid=-uTklLfdIVGJ_M&hl=en&sa=X&ei=FNHxUMW0Ia3h0wH2lIDgCQ&ved=0CF8Q9QEwAQ&dur=888
[22:09:57] Kyle, Quinn: they're like 8 bucks
[22:10:29] jx759000: ok, i might try that.
[22:11:19] Kyle, Quinn: take your tulpa and have them respond for it, and request positionings of it's limbs.
[22:11:59] Kyle, Quinn: asking you to position and place it somewhere outside your view where you can turn to check on it occasionally can help too.
[22:13:06] jx759000: alright. will try that later sometime
[22:13:25] jx759000: right now all im getting is movements of things that arent my tulpa
[22:13:40] jx759000: like small random gray objects.
[22:14:05] Kyle, Quinn: ah, try making a drawing of your tupper, or several if you can draw and sticking them in places.
[22:14:19] Kyle, Quinn: I call that part the clay phase.
[22:14:41] jx759000: you should write a guide to imposition.
[22:15:17] Tosxychor: also, how long've you been tulpaing?
[22:16:21] Kyle, Quinn: since october-ish
[22:16:35] Kyle, Quinn: people always want me to write guides.
[22:16:37] Kyle, Quinn: nah bro.
[22:16:40] Tosxychor: Jesus xD that was fast
[22:16:41] Kyle, Quinn: no interest.
[22:16:51] Kyle, Quinn: I actually had it down in three weeks.
[22:16:52] jx759000: i also started in october.
[22:16:57] Kyle, Quinn: to switching.
[22:17:06] Kyle, Quinn: but to be fair...
[22:17:14] Kyle, Quinn: I've been a martial artist for 18 years.
[22:17:31] Tosxychor: I can see there was some fertile ground haha
[22:17:32] Kyle, Quinn: and I could already lucid dream with ease.
[22:17:40] Tosxychor: oh mang :3
[22:17:50] Kyle, Quinn: and aldorus huxley's the doors of perception was my favorite book.
[22:18:00] Kyle, Quinn: and I did a lot of acid on the rave circuit.
[22:19:47] Kyle, Quinn: S: I've noticed that I have little interest in fucking PD, and vice versa. Which seems to be contrary to what seems common to me.
[22:20:17] jx759000: yeah a low sex drive is uncommon.
[22:20:23] jx759000: im 15..so....yeah.
[22:20:33] Kyle, Quinn: PD: I'm 23.
[22:21:43] Tosxychor: martial arts since 5, dang
[22:22:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: I'm his mental index, we have more of a working relationship/ rivalry thing going.
[22:22:31] Kronkleberry: 15 o.0
[22:22:34] Kyle, Quinn: S: and I'm a mechanical genderless spider of the steampunk persuasion.
[22:26:13] Kyle, Quinn: S: I'm actually reminded of the first thing he said to me.
[22:26:37] Kyle, Quinn: S: well as soon as I started answering...
[22:27:45] Kyle, Quinn: S: "Ah good! you're there! Okay, I'm Kyle, I have no peers. That's your job. Or it will be. As soon as you're ready. Oh and if it's not too much work I need help organizing my brain too."
[22:28:12] Tosxychor: beautiful xD
[22:28:19] jx759000: ^
[22:28:44] jx759000: my first words with alexis were more of an interrogation than anything. same with vinyl.
[22:29:14] jx759000: fiirst thing i did to alexis was try and kill her.
[22:29:29] jx759000: first thing i did to vinyl is let her recover. from her incident.
[22:29:52] Kyle, Quinn: S: you know on reflection... when PD talks to me it's like the rhythm of pinkie pie with the brain of twilight sparkle.
[22:30:13] Tosxychor: sounds amazing, that
[22:30:15] jx759000: ^
[22:30:25] Kyle, Quinn: S: Could you tolerate pinkie sparkle?
[22:30:39] jx759000: after a while, probably not
[22:30:48] Tosxychor: oh mai xD don't know if for long
[22:31:36] Kyle, Quinn: S: Welcome to my hell.
[22:31:51] Tosxychor: pffft xD
[22:31:59] jx759000: does hell have cookies?
[22:32:10] jx759000: if so, im in.
[22:32:16] Kyle, Quinn: S: well it's my hell. as in I'm in charge.
[22:32:20] Grissess the Macookwee: I'm gonna throw this in here.
[22:32:27] Kyle, Quinn: S: since he can't stasis me anymore and I can stasis him.
[22:32:35] Grissess the Macookwee: Pleeb started the channel #tulpa.layout for discussing the new direction of the tulpa.info website.
[22:32:46] Grissess the Macookwee: If you're a web designer that wants to contribute, you can hop in.
[22:32:53] Kyle, Quinn: S; does that make him a tupper and me the host?
[22:32:57] jx759000: maybe
[22:33:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: like right now, he's struggling to take control back. and I'm all fuck you bro, nah.
[22:33:22] Tosxychor: well, I'd call the host the one who uses the body the most
[22:33:26] jx759000: depends on how you define tulpa and host.
[22:33:39] Kyle, Quinn: S: well that's him honestly you guys' reality blows.
[22:33:52] Tosxychor: eeyup
[22:34:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: I mean you don't even have trees that grow data.... outside of computers.
[22:34:25] jx759000: reality sucks, which is why time dilation is so appealing to most people.
[22:34:33] Tosxychor: what kind of data?
[22:34:44] Kyle, Quinn: S: everything he's ever read.
[22:34:50] Kyle, Quinn: S: watched
[22:34:55] Kyle, Quinn: S: or experienced.
[22:34:56] Tosxychor: juicy ^^
[22:35:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: including things he missed because they were in his perepherials.
[22:35:31] Kyle, Quinn: S: I was just watching an excellent conversation he ignored on a train ride between two old jewish men.
[22:35:47] Tosxychor: speaking in english?
[22:36:57] Kyle, Quinn: S: Mostly.
[22:37:33] Kyle, Quinn: S: But hey If I don't understand something I just take control and google it.
[22:37:41] Kyle, Quinn: S: I don't even bother switching anymore.
[22:37:49] Kyle, Quinn: S: I just pause PD and jump to the front.
[22:37:59] Tosxychor: wow. you two
[22:38:13] jx759000: if you guys started in october, you guys are wizards.
[22:38:16] Tosxychor: you're a pretty sweet deal xD
[22:38:18] jx759000: i started in october.
[22:38:20] Kyle, Quinn: S: I took away most of his privelages because he kept mucking up the mindscape.
[22:38:32] jx759000: and why am i not a wizard yet?
[22:38:38] jx759000: probably because im a lazy fuck.
[22:39:03] Kyle, Quinn: S: well do you have years and years of mind and thought altering/controlling experience under your belt?
[22:39:16] jx759000: nope
[22:39:24] Kyle, Quinn: S: did you meditate for an hour a day minimum before you encountered the idea of a tulpa?
[22:39:25] jx759000: havent done mind stuff before now.
[22:39:34] Kyle, Quinn: S; that's probably why then.
[22:39:42] Tosxychor: did PD progress much during his lucid dreams with you, scraps?
[22:39:50] jx759000: hell, i still cant meditate.
[22:40:05] jx759000: i dont meditate to force.
[22:40:14] Kyle, Quinn: S: we have tons of fun in the dreamscape.
[22:40:24] Tosxychor: awesome hah
[22:40:31] Kyle, Quinn: S: Because the subc reacts and is much more active.
[22:40:44] Kyle, Quinn: S: it's like having a sentient planet mad at both of us.
[22:40:49] Tosxychor: LMAO
[22:40:50] jx759000: my sub-c is annoying.
[22:41:15] jx759000: it makes music play in my head and stuff when forcing.
[22:41:17] Kyle, Quinn: S: funniest dreamscape moment.
[22:41:23] Kyle, Quinn: S: PD kept pooping owls.
[22:41:37] Kyle, Quinn: S: it was painful too.
[22:41:39] Tosxychor: oh my goodness hahahahahah x°D
[22:41:43] Kyle, Quinn: S: Fucking hilarious.
[22:41:54] jx759000: wut
[22:41:55] Kyle, Quinn: S: he got dumber with each one.
[22:42:25] Kyle, Quinn: S: At the end he was shouting Jesus is lord and waving a rattlesnake at me.
[22:42:39] Tosxychor: dying ROFL
[22:42:46] jx759000: im 15 and wut is this?
[22:42:59] jx759000: but that's seriously freaking hilarious.
[22:43:40] Kyle, Quinn: S: see, he wants to tell an embarassing story about me now. but I'm like "come at me bro"
[22:43:47] Kyle, Quinn: S: it's like fighting a midget.
[22:44:07] jx759000: i wanna hear a story about you
[22:44:38] Kyle, Quinn: S: Yeah, I'm sure you do.
[22:44:48] Tosxychor: xD
[22:45:18] Kyle, Quinn: S: do you both know the stupidly extreme measures that prick went to to help me be his peer?
[22:45:31] jx759000: nope
[22:45:35] Tosxychor: this should be interesting
[22:45:45] Kyle, Quinn: I'm skipping the S: for now.
[22:45:53] Tosxychor: go ahead hehe
[22:47:05] Kyle, Quinn: 1. he faked his own death when I was a week old, traped me in a wonderland I thought was real life, and forced me to contemplate living as him, all while relaying my reactions to irc, through a fake computer in the wonderland.
[22:47:41] Tosxychor: O_o
[22:47:44] jx759000: dick move
[22:48:12] Methos: hi
[22:48:18] Tosxychor: hey Methos ^^
[22:48:29] jx759000: hey methos
[22:48:33] Kyle, Quinn: 2. Fucked around with backups destroying and remaking them at a whim leaving me to suffer the emotional backlash and spent several hours ego dead and reforming from the backups in a horrifying manner.
[22:48:46] Kyle, Quinn: because one of his tortured backups killed him.
[22:48:48] Kyle, Quinn: sup!
[22:49:07] jx759000: another dick move
[22:49:19] Methos: hm?
[22:49:26] The Great Pansy: Hai Rainbow Sash
[22:49:32] Kyle, Quinn: 3. Decided I needed to learn to lie to him and hide things from him. proceeded to do those things to me until I could figure out how to do them to him.
[22:49:57] Tosxychor: ggggh oh dear x\
[22:50:01] The Great Pansy: wut's going on here?
[22:50:27] Kyle, Quinn: 4. sent all his pain to me from slamming his hand in the door over and over and over until I learned to switch enough to stop him.
[22:51:02] Kyle, Quinn: 5. has played enough mindgames that I'm not entirely sure that this isn't a wonderland right now.
[22:51:22] jx759000: im in reality and what is this?
[22:51:25] Kyle, Quinn: 6. routinely risked his life in experiments.
[22:52:00] Kyle, Quinn: 7. Tried to lock me in stasis over and over again releasing me for short bursts of time dilation until I could figure how to escape.
[22:52:15] Kyle, Quinn: There's more but...
[22:52:16] Kyle, Quinn: ugh.
[22:52:26] Tosxychor: Training from hell, ho!
[22:52:33] jx759000: ^
[22:52:44] jx759000: tell kyle he could become a drill sergant
[22:52:48] jx759000: or something like that.
[22:53:00] Kyle, Quinn: Oh!
[22:53:05] Kyle, Quinn: Number 8.
[22:53:09] Tosxychor: I just hope I don't come to anything like that with my tulpas xD
[22:53:28] Kyle, Quinn: Forced me to relive his rape and worst memories so I would have his understanding of trauma and cynicism.
[22:53:49] The Great Pansy: Uhm... Quinn
[22:53:53] jx759000: dang.
[22:54:07] The Great Pansy: this is the whole list of the bad things he did to you?
[22:54:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: you have it backwards two ways.
[22:54:44] Kyle, Quinn: S: my name is Scraps. I'm a tulpa... with more control than the host, His name is Kyle Quinn, the comma is a joke of his.
[22:54:51] The Great Pansy: Oh okey
[22:55:01] Kyle, Quinn: S: yep it is a list of shit my host has pulled.
[22:55:02] The Great Pansy: I'll keep it in mind ^^
[22:55:17] Kyle, Quinn: S: He responds to PD though, when I let him.
[22:55:27] Tosxychor: I was wondering why the PD tho
[22:55:31] Tosxychor: nickname?
[22:55:50] Kyle, Quinn: The Sly, Effective Psychic defective.
[22:56:03] Kyle, Quinn: His nickname from his DJ days.
[22:56:22] Kyle, Quinn: It also stands for Emcee Pumpernickel Dogbott.
[22:56:27] Tosxychor: Some full life he had already
[22:56:51] Kyle, Quinn: S: yeah now you might get the whole "desperately in search of a peer thing."
[22:57:11] Kyle, Quinn: S: He's so happy I'm his friend because I can't leave him.
[22:57:20] Tosxychor: oh yeah, well I could relate even before you told me those things :p
[22:57:35] The Great Pansy: Still... you've got more power than him
[22:57:37] Kyle, Quinn: S: he has an "abrasive" personality. In straight talk: He's a fucking dick and a monster.
[22:57:57] The Great Pansy: Well... and how about you?
[22:58:00] Kyle, Quinn: S: I say that with all possible love of course.
[22:58:29] Kyle, Quinn: S: I'm courageous and kind, With decent self esteem. Analytical but not obsessive.
[22:58:52] The Great Pansy: I see... so you counter-balance your host?
[22:58:56] Kyle, Quinn: S: I exist to be his foil.
[23:00:54] Kyle, Quinn: S: at first he had all these qualities.
[23:01:05] Kyle, Quinn: S: but the idiot but so much of himself into me....
[23:01:28] Kyle, Quinn: S: well I'm the best possible version of him I suppose, everything he wants to be, and he turned into a whiny little bitch.
[23:02:31] Tosxychor: aw, so he gave up his good qualities for you? That's kinda sweet :) if unintentional still haha
[23:03:21] Kyle, Quinn: S: not all of them and not gave up
[23:03:45] Kyle, Quinn: S: he just supresses them in this passe attempt to be unique, he figures he's "biting" my style.
[23:04:07] Tosxychor: aaah, I C
[23:05:53] The Great Pansy: Like you're Dr Jekyll
[23:05:56] The Great Pansy: and he's Mr Hyde
[23:06:22] Kyle, Quinn: S: with this potion I shall become a decent person!
[23:07:24] The Great Pansy: Wow... what's the longest span of time did you possess Kyle?
[23:07:34] The Great Pansy: (sorry if my english isn't 100% accurate)
[23:07:43] Kyle, Quinn: S: a month.
[23:07:58] Tosxychor: oh, was he in stasis in the meantime?
[23:08:08] Kyle, Quinn: S: coulda gone longer, stoped liking the real world.
[23:08:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: no he was awake and consenting.
[23:08:32] Kyle, Quinn: S: advising too.
[23:08:34] The Great Pansy: And how did he feel as a tulpa?
[23:08:42] Tosxychor: yeah that'd be a great question
[23:08:50] Kyle, Quinn: S: that's why I switched back. accountability blows.
[23:08:56] Kyle, Quinn: S: He was living it up.
[23:09:24] Kyle, Quinn: S: lounging under the wonderland piecake trees, replaying video games as the protagonist...
[23:09:47] Kyle, Quinn: S: He cock slapped a fellow named sephiroth square in the face to stop him from stabbing this one girl.
[23:09:53] Tosxychor: LMAO
[23:09:58] Kyle, Quinn: S: made me watch
[23:09:58] jx759000: lol
[23:10:08] The Great Pansy: I see... so was nice for him being in the funnyland
[23:10:09] Tosxychor: yeah it's a pretty famous scene, the one without the cock slap at least
[23:10:28] jx759000: please tell me kingdom hearts was one of the games he played through
[23:10:35] jx759000: that would be boss
[23:10:47] Kyle, Quinn: S: yeah he walked around stabbing people and juggling hearts.
[23:11:00] jx759000: shit,  now i wanna become sly cooper in wonderland now
[23:11:06] Kyle, Quinn: S: performing experiments moving hearts around.
[23:11:13] Kyle, Quinn: S: eventually apprenticing to ansem.
[23:11:14] Tosxychor: what kind of hearts?
[23:11:24] jx759000: kingdom hearts type hearts
[23:11:26] The Great Pansy: Mh... Scraps, I'd like to have a reccomandation from you.
I'm working on a tulpa (as many here)...
What do you advise to me to NOT do on my tulpa, in order to not make her feel bad?
[23:12:00] Kyle, Quinn: S: be a decent person. Treat her like an equal but don't force equality, answer any questions honestly, never lie.
[23:12:07] Kyle, Quinn: S: even if the truth is horrible.
[23:12:30] Kyle, Quinn: S: Another memorable one he played through was silent hill.
[23:12:37] Kyle, Quinn: S; he was pyramid head.
[23:12:43] The Great Pansy: I see... Thank you ^^
[23:13:06] Kyle, Quinn: S: He kept shouting "Clang Clang, Scrape Scrape! Pyramid is here to Rape!"
[23:13:21] The Great Pansy: leLOL
[23:13:29] jx759000: ^
[23:13:38] Tosxychor: oh lawdy
[23:14:08] Kyle, Quinn: S: grand theft auto we did two player, though I was large enough for him to ride and he was dressed as Dr. Horrible.
[23:14:34] Tosxychor: I wanna read a book of you twoooo LMAO
[23:14:40] jx759000: gta...that would be so fun
[23:15:03] Kyle, Quinn: S: He keeps murdering president bush in various ways as well.
[23:15:15] Tosxychor: understandable lel
[23:15:56] Kyle, Quinn: S: We did world of warcraft.
[23:16:08] Kyle, Quinn: S: With p-90s.
[23:16:44] Tosxychor: alternative play! xD
[23:16:57] Kyle, Quinn: S: Oh there's lots of that that goes on in our wonderland.
[23:17:36] Kyle, Quinn: S: Being a dungeons and dragons wizard, or a celestial exalt in the world of dragon ball Z was also very much fun.
[23:17:59] jx759000: and what you just described is the reason i want to switch.
[23:18:03] Kyle, Quinn: S: Also you haven't lived until you've been batman knocking superman the fuck out.
[23:18:09] jx759000: like all of this.
[23:18:26] Tosxychor: How many months of prep did batman require for that? xD
[23:18:43] Kyle, Quinn: S: Superman gave batman a kryptonite ring.
[23:18:48] Kyle, Quinn: S: That's canon.
[23:19:05] Tosxychor: well vice versa, but yeah, that works hah
[23:19:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: So... how long to you need to prepare to put on a ring and punch someone in the face on the watchtower just to see everyone's reaction?
[23:19:44] Kyle, Quinn: S: Protip you put it on under the batglove.
[23:19:44] Tosxychor: not very much I'd assume lel
[23:20:14] Kyle, Quinn: S: The flash immediately started collecting all the money he won.
[23:20:30] Kyle, Quinn: S: and the music from that scene with the printer in office space played.
[23:20:36] Tosxychor: I can't even xD these beautiful scenes
[23:20:43] Kyle, Quinn: S: PD really went to town beating the shit out of supes.
[23:20:51] The Great Pansy: Now...
[23:20:56] The Great Pansy: I have one issue
[23:21:10] The Great Pansy: Let's hypotyze I switch to my tulpa
[23:21:16] The Great Pansy: and then I go to school...
[23:21:21] The Great Pansy: and I keep switched
[23:21:24] The Great Pansy: and then they test me
[23:21:27] Kyle, Quinn: S: YOU PUSSY LAST SON OF KRYPTON! I WAS EIGHT WHEN MY PARENTS WERE SHOT IN FRONT OF ME AND I DIDN'T EVEN CRY! FUCK YOU!
[23:21:30] The Great Pansy: am I screwed?
[23:21:44] Tosxychor: you can still relay the answers :p if anything
[23:21:47] Kyle, Quinn: S: I know slightly more than PD does.
[23:22:00] Kyle, Quinn: S: Since I know things he didn't pay attention to.
[23:22:12] The Great Pansy: Knowdelge of Unconscious mind?
[23:22:12] Kyle, Quinn: S: probably get a better grade than you.
[23:22:19] Kyle, Quinn: S: Yep.
[23:22:29] The Great Pansy: Maybe she might help me in Latin ._.
[23:22:33] The Great Pansy: I need lots of help
[23:22:40] The Great Pansy: because of anxiety
[23:22:44] Kyle, Quinn: S: oh interesting thing.
[23:22:51] Kyle, Quinn: S: I'm not addicted to cigarettes.
[23:22:53] Tosxychor: and hearing it from a toughtform grown sentient and more powerful than the host... my god, this community is all kinds of amazing
[23:22:57] Kyle, Quinn: S: PD still smokes.
[23:23:13] The Great Pansy: My latin/italian teacher is a bastard and I'm fuck scared by him
[23:23:32] The Great Pansy: But you know... last time he tested me I was less anxious than normal
[23:23:45] The Great Pansy: what if was Cloudy "calming" me a bit?
[23:23:54] Kyle, Quinn: S: entirely possible.
[23:24:09] Tosxychor: I'd say so as well :3
[23:24:22] Kyle, Quinn: S: profound change in mental ordering is a side effect of making another mind inside your own head./
[23:24:43] Kyle, Quinn: S: I've observed previous "states" of mind when PD didn't have me.
[23:24:54] Kyle, Quinn: S: it was a fucking mess in there.
[23:25:12] Kyle, Quinn: S: Should I let him out yet? I wanna get back to the project.
[23:25:26] The Great Pansy: See you soon Scraps
[23:25:32] Tosxychor: Well, in any case, it was awesome talking to you ^^
[23:25:33] The Great Pansy: It was nice to talk to ya
[23:25:36] The Great Pansy: ^^
[23:25:58] Kyle, Quinn: S; you're all quite welcome. It was a pleasure as well.
[23:26:08] Kyle, Quinn: PD: And I'm back.
[23:26:24] The Great Pansy: Da crazy scientist
[23:26:26] Kyle, Quinn: Nothing like pounding against a glass wall shouting insults to make one feel like an insect in a jar.
[23:28:30] The Great Pansy: http://derpiboo.ru/175587
[23:28:33] jx759000: brb shower
[23:30:05] Kyle, Quinn: ha.
[23:30:09] Kyle, Quinn: shenannigans
[23:31:26] The Great Pansy: I love the group image here on skype
[23:31:29] The Great Pansy: take a look at it
[23:31:32] Tosxychor: oh my, all the.. things... that you did xD Kyle, you're some sweet piece of mind
[23:31:58] The Great Pansy: "Penem ei da" - Renatus Cartesius
[23:32:02] The Great Pansy: <3
[23:32:25] Moon Shooter: Just got back from forcing.
[23:32:33] The Great Pansy: How was it?
[23:32:42] Kyle, Quinn: Yeah yeah well aware I'm a fucked up human being.
[23:32:47] Moon Shooter: Longest and most focused one in the last month I'd say.
[23:32:56] Kyle, Quinn: Thankfully I've got a much better person living with me in my head.
[23:32:59] Moon Shooter: But I come back to this group.
[23:33:12] Kyle, Quinn: Well steam-spider... that's a quirk of his, hates being called a person.
[23:33:14] Moon Shooter: To find fuckin' latin shit in the topic.
[23:33:18] Tosxychor: Hah, I only wish I could be as "f up" as you are lol
[23:33:26] Tosxychor: I'm getting there with time tho lel
[23:33:41] The Great Pansy: Hey Moon shooter
[23:33:48] Moon Shooter: Fuckin' latin shit.
[23:33:51] The Great Pansy: Mementote: Penem rei cogitate da.
[23:34:06] The Great Pansy: (Remember: give the dick to the toughtform)
[23:34:28] Moon Shooter: I like the message, but the problem is that it's in latin.
[23:34:29] Kyle, Quinn: cogito ergo sum ergo et tabula rosa et vividarium
[23:34:34] Moon Shooter: FUUUUUUUUCK.
[23:34:38] Moon Shooter: ING.
[23:34:41] Tosxychor: tabula rosa LAWL
[23:34:41] Moon Shooter: Latin.
[23:34:51] The Great Pansy: "tabula rosa et vividarium"?
[23:34:57] Kyle, Quinn: Yep
[23:34:59] Moon Shooter: GNURGH.
[23:35:04] Kyle, Quinn: It's a meta joke.
[23:35:21] The Great Pansy: Tabula RASA et VIRIDARIUM
[23:35:29] The Great Pansy: duh
[23:35:57] The Great Pansy: My latin (and also phylosophy) teacher would have killed you
[23:36:00] The Great Pansy: lel
[23:36:23] Tosxychor: although checking, there's also the "tabula rosa" version around, dunno how or why
[23:36:37] The Great Pansy: >typo errors
[23:36:39] Kyle, Quinn: I think therefore I am therefore clean slate so garden.
[23:36:56] The Great Pansy: Let me make the correct version for ya
[23:37:08] Kyle, Quinn: It's a joke about commonly used latin phrases.
[23:37:13] Kyle, Quinn: being amalgamated.
[23:37:18] Kyle, Quinn: with a nonsense word at the end./
[23:37:32] The Great Pansy: You know
[23:37:38] Kyle, Quinn: I'm a dick?
[23:37:40] Kyle, Quinn: yep
[23:37:45] The Great Pansy: "garden" is tranlsated also as "Hortus-i"
[23:38:15] Kyle, Quinn: I was aware. I intentionally used the bullshit translation that squaresoft used in final fantasy 8.
[23:38:22] Kyle, Quinn: Because meta.
[23:38:54] Tosxychor: oh yeah, I remember that now
[23:39:15] Kronkleberry: I'mma get all jx up in this
[23:39:23] The Great Pansy: Good
[23:39:30] The Great Pansy: since you all love meta
[23:39:34] The Great Pansy: let me give you more meta shit
[23:39:54] The Great Pansy: Entia non sunt multiplicanda praeter necessitatem.
[23:40:18] Kyle, Quinn: occam you dick
[23:40:19] Tosxychor: Ah, Occam's Razor.
[23:40:23] The Great Pansy: Yep
[23:40:23] Methos: breekits?
[23:40:25] Kyle, Quinn: Occam! killer of fun!
[23:40:29] Tosxychor: FRAEPS
[23:40:34] The Great Pansy: Heh
[23:40:34] Methos: lol frapes
[23:40:36] The Great Pansy: But Occam is easy
[23:40:41] Methos: why is FTL so fucking hard
[23:40:48] Kyle, Quinn: because it's not occam
[23:40:48] The Great Pansy: ST THOMAS ACQUINAS IS THE MIDDLE AGES METASHIT
[23:40:50] Kronkleberry: Breekits and freaps on my jx
[23:40:54] Tosxychor: Because Roguelike on Steroids
[23:41:05] Tosxychor: Hint: Play easy until you unlock the more badass ships
[23:41:08] Kyle, Quinn: Hold on.
[23:41:11] Kyle, Quinn: HOLD ON
[23:41:16] Kyle, Quinn: That works?
[23:41:22] Kronkleberry: Yeah
[23:41:25] Kyle, Quinn: Fuck
[23:41:28] Kronkleberry: lol
[23:41:36] Tosxychor: um,what works?
[23:41:40] Kyle, Quinn: I unlocked them the hard way
[23:41:46] Tosxychor: hahahaha xD
[23:41:50] Kronkleberry: I salute you for that
[23:41:53] Kyle, Quinn: No.
[23:41:58] Kyle, Quinn: Don't
[23:42:00] Tosxychor: props to you bro
[23:42:08] Tosxychor: that must have been sum epic endeavor
[23:42:13] Kyle, Quinn: I almost shot myself over that game
[23:42:33] Kyle, Quinn: You are looking at a man that beat I want to be the guy.
[23:42:41] Tosxychor: pffft OMFG
[23:42:41] Kyle, Quinn: And dark souls
[23:42:42] The Great Pansy: Quod Deum esse quinque viis probari potest.
[23:42:57] Tosxychor: Dark souls...for PC?
[23:43:01] The Great Pansy: (There are 5 ways to demonstrate that god exists)
[23:43:01] Methos: play on easy?
[23:43:08] Methos: i never play on easy
[23:43:12] Kyle, Quinn: thomas aquinas was a whore.
[23:43:16] The Great Pansy: Indeed
[23:43:22] Kronkleberry: Deus ex machina
[23:43:27] Kyle, Quinn: He never solved the theodicy problem.
[23:43:36] The Great Pansy: But one one did actually
[23:43:55] The Great Pansy: neither Descartes, neither Locke, neirher Pascal, neither Newton
[23:44:06] Kyle, Quinn: wanna know why?
[23:44:14] Kyle, Quinn: Probably because he's fictional.
[23:44:20] The Great Pansy: then finnally arrived Kant and said
"Hey guys, Metapysics can't have a valid scientific proof!"
[23:44:36] Kyle, Quinn: Oh god.
[23:44:40] Kronkleberry: I think I found a better program to record eegs with
[23:44:53] Kyle, Quinn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eaGgpGLxLQw
[23:45:40] The Great Pansy: I'm Agnostic
[23:46:02] The Great Pansy: even though I'm also a deist
[23:46:26] Kyle, Quinn: brb. sammich and cig.
[23:46:33] Kyle, Quinn: warch nthat video prepare to lol
[23:51:34] The Great Pansy: gonna hit the hay
[23:51:36] The Great Pansy: goodnight
[23:51:40] Kronkleberry: gnight
[23:51:42] Moon Shooter: G'might.
[23:51:47] Tosxychor: gnight Golden
[23:51:48] The Great Pansy: heeh
[23:51:50] The Great Pansy: typos
[23:52:07] Moon Shooter: Your face is a typo.
[23:52:14] Kronkleberry: Yeah, i know
[23:52:26] Kronkleberry: I can't seem to get the whiteout to work
domenica 13 gennaio 2013
[00:04:51] jx759000: i just had the idea for a great RC in the shower. for me at least.
[00:05:03] jx759000: just check and see if im wearing glasses.
[00:05:13] Kronkleberry: :o that's a good one
[00:05:15] jx759000: if not, im dreaming.
[00:05:29] jx759000: just dont rc with your glasses off.
[00:09:31] Kyle, Quinn: back
[00:09:43] Kyle, Quinn: You know my eating habits are damned strange
[00:10:58] Kyle, Quinn: I weigh 130lbs. I take in 8,000 calories a day minimum.
[00:11:16] Kronkleberry: Join the club, we have t-shirts
[00:11:30] Kyle, Quinn: I just demolished a sandwhich that four kinds of murdered things in it.
[00:11:41] Kyle, Quinn: Bacon, venison, turkey, ham.
[00:11:51] Kronkleberry: Yum
[00:11:55] Kyle, Quinn: And yes I made one of those myself.
[00:12:00] Kronkleberry: <3 venison
[00:12:12] Kyle, Quinn: Things you kill yourself taste the best.
[00:12:23] Tosxychor: ah, I'm 65 kgs myself, despite anything and everything I might eat
[00:12:35] Kyle, Quinn: I'm 6'1".
[00:12:42] Kyle, Quinn: Starting to think I have a tapeworm.
[00:12:43] Kronkleberry: Skinny
[00:12:45] Tosxychor: livin healthy though as of late
[00:12:56] Kronkleberry: I had a tape worm once
[00:12:57] Tosxychor: and lel that's like, pole thin xD
[00:13:02] Kyle, Quinn: Yeah.
[00:13:05] Kronkleberry: Not fun
[00:13:09] Kronkleberry: at all
[00:13:14] Kyle, Quinn: But I can eat six hamburgers and still be hungry.
[00:13:28] Kyle, Quinn: I go to mcdonalds and order 3 mcgangbangs
[00:13:31] Tosxychor: oh dear xD
[00:13:40] Kronkleberry: I was eating 10,000 calories a day, and losing weight
[00:14:12] Kyle, Quinn: for those who don't know, a mcgangbang is a mcchicken smothered in sweet and sour inside a mcdouble.
[00:14:28] Kyle, Quinn: Like a boss.
[00:14:35] Tosxychor: lord almighty
[00:14:42] Tosxychor: only in america lol
[00:14:43] Kronkleberry: I finally took some meds for the tapeworm
[00:14:51] Moon Shooter: America is the best continent.
[00:15:03] Kronkleberry: Poop with pasta in it
[00:15:03] Kyle, Quinn: I put protein powder in my cereal.
[00:15:11] Kronkleberry: worst feeling ever
[00:15:19] Kronkleberry: lasted for hours
[00:15:26] Moon Shooter: Sounds attractive.
[00:15:37] Kronkleberry: it was
[00:15:47] Kyle, Quinn: Yesterday. I had 16,000 calories.
[00:16:43] Kyle, Quinn: Because I made four 4,000 calorie ready wraps (red kidney beans, rice, hamburg, sweet vidalya onion, bacon, monteray jack cheese, corn, peas, spinich)
[00:16:49] Kyle, Quinn: And I ate two.
[00:16:52] Kyle, Quinn: then ate two more.
[00:17:02] Kyle, Quinn: Because they were there.
[00:17:25] jx759000: your stomach is a black hole.
[00:17:41] jx759000: that's the only explination.
[00:17:43] Kyle, Quinn: My body temperature is two degrees higher than normal.
[00:17:51] Kyle, Quinn: Always.
[00:17:58] Kyle, Quinn: used to fuck with the school nurse.
[00:18:28] Kronkleberry: Lol
[00:18:37] Kronkleberry: My heart rate resting is 50
[00:18:44] Kronkleberry: with low blood pressure
[00:18:57] Kronkleberry: I scare nurses all the time
[00:19:02] Kyle, Quinn: lol
[00:19:04] Kyle, Quinn: wonderful.
[00:19:16] Kyle, Quinn: But yeah I think all my food goes to keeping me so warm.
[00:19:21] Kyle, Quinn: my girlfriend loves it.