23:50   CelestiaSun     Yes, he is rather full of himself. He believes that it is the common pony that should serve him, when it's actually the other way around
23:50   Effendil        So Cadance is also adopted ?
23:50   mqi3    What a douche.
23:51   XSI     Sounds like most human leaders
23:51   Lookis  Isn't she Luna's daughter?
23:51   CelestiaSun     Cadence is adopted yes
23:51   Lookis  WHA
23:51   Codifier        How does that even work?
23:51   Lookis  muh headcanon
23:51   Codifier        Luna just came back, she couldn't be Cadance's mother
23:51   Lookis  >Trapped for 1000 years
23:51   Lookis  >freed around Luna's freedom
23:51           *** Corr joined #astralponies
23:51   XSI     In before 'mmust have been lonely'
23:52   XSI     Hi Corr
23:52   Corr    Hi
23:52   Lookis  Sup
23:52   CelestiaSun     Van: Her coloring is surprisingly like a fanart of Nightmare Moon's foal she had on the moon. My god that was freaky
23:52   Effendil        There are other ponies adopted, which were given the title of prince or princess, out of these two?
23:52   Lookis  Why do you wear those gold shoes and how do they stay on
23:52   CelestiaSun     So I finally meet Corr
23:53   Codifier        That feels comic about Luna's unborn fetus dying?
23:53   XSI     Guys, I dont think that part is canon
23:53   CelestiaSun     Those are my Horse shoes Lookis, the slip on
23:53   prot    hi corr
23:53   Effendil        Corr in person...
23:53   Lookis  Yes, but why?
23:53   Codifier        Decoration?
23:53   Lookis  corr says he can't speak
23:53   prot    ooooooooh
23:54   mqi3    What.
23:54   prot    keep your soul spaghetti in check
23:54   Effendil        We'll regret him .... or not.
23:55   Effendil        No other prince or princess adopted aside Cadence and Blueblood ?
23:55   Corr    I feel like I'm going to explode
23:55   CelestiaSun     Speaking of spaghetti, I believe I was asked if anypony had spilled it in front of me. Yes, my subjects tend to get flustered quite a bit in front of me
23:55   TheCorrSimulator        Corr Simulation Shutting Down... (Error! Corr joined)
23:55           TheCorrSimulator shuts down
23:55           *** TheCorrSimulator is now known as Whoovsies
23:55   Corr    What's this
23:56   Whoovsies       Corr I have good news.
23:56   Corr    What is the good news
23:56   Effendil        you are pregnant.
23:56   XSI     Congratulations
23:56   XSI     It's twins
23:56   Whoovsies       Siamese twins.
23:56   Effendil        The fun has been doubled.
23:57   Corr    I mean
23:57   Corr    I feel it going to happen
23:57   Corr    I'm going to over react so hard
23:57   Effendil        Indeed.
23:57   Lookis  c'mon corr you got this
23:57   Corr    no I mean
23:57   Corr    I literally can't stop it
23:57   Whoovsies       He's going to exploden
23:57   prot    we're alk gonna make it brah
23:57   Whoovsies       BACK ON TOPICS
23:57   prot    channel your zyzz and go
23:57   Corr    I can't prevent this
23:57   Codifier        Random topic refocus
23:58   Lookis  Fine I'll ask fro Corr
23:58   Whoovsies       Celestia, has Derpy ever accidentally bumped into you
23:58   Lookis  For*
23:58   Codifier        Your student mentioned that Equestria was 100,000+ years old, but I don't think she clarified if that was the nation of Equestria, or the entire planet
23:58   XSI     Can't help but wonder what Celestia thinks of all this random off-topic
23:58   Effendil        I really want to know if there are others prince or princess...
23:58   CelestiaSun     Yes, I have two more adopted sons. Regent and Nova Sphere
23:58   Whoovsies       http://pastebin.com/AFvSQYRY
23:58   Whoovsies       For Corr.
23:59   Whoovsies       What do they look like, Celestia?
23:59   Corr    Oh
23:59   mqi3    Disclaimer: Don't count your chickens.
23:59   Corr    tell me about the sons?
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23:59   CelestiaSun     Miss Hooves has bumped into me when she was dropping her daughter off at my school. She's very clumsy with her eyes like that. But it's endearing.
23:59   Effendil        Couldn't fix that ?
00:00   Whoovsies       <Corr> Im Too haooyn
00:00   CelestiaSun     Regent is a Blue Earth Pony, he unfortunately gets picked on because of this
00:00   Whoovsies       Happy f
00:00   CelestiaSun     I could Effendil, but she insists on keeping them
00:01   Corr    A blue earth pony..
00:01   Corr    huh.
00:01   Whoovsies       Celestia, Corr is a charming man.
00:01   CelestiaSun     All the rest of the 'nobility' are Unicorns. Most of Canterlot is as well
00:01   CelestiaSun     so when I decided to adopt Regent, it caused quite a stir
00:01   Lookis  >Celestia's son
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00:01   Lookis  >picked on
00:01   Lookis  what
00:01   Corr    I have a question
00:01   Corr    Have you put people in your dungeon before?
00:01   mqi3    I assume the general opinion of Canterlot is that unicorns are superior.
00:01   Corr    If you have one.
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00:02   Effendil        He is adopted so, a son non blood related.
00:02   CelestiaSun     Yes Corr, I have. Unfortunately it wouldn't be the first time that someone has gotten rowdy and needed a time out.
00:02   CelestiaSun     They are never left down there for long though
00:03   Corr    Oh
00:03   Effendil        >implying you'll be the next.
00:03   mqi3    Now this is where things start getting steamy.
00:03   mqi3    Corr is sweating bullets. I can tell.
00:03   CelestiaSun     Nova Sphere is a white Unicorn like Blue Blood, but he isn't as large.
00:04   XSI     Steamy? What did I mis?
00:04   Corr    No
00:04   Corr    you see
00:04   XSI     Oh, just Corr
00:04   Corr    I'm too excited right now
00:04   CelestiaSun     Van: I think people are assuming. "Love Dungeon."
00:04   Corr    on the outside I'm fine
00:04   Corr    but on the inside
00:04   Effendil        I wouldn't be stuck in a dungeon.
00:04   Akwa    Hello everyone
00:04           --- Akwa is back
00:04   Corr    I'm going to explode
00:04   CelestiaSun     No, that would be my bed room. Something only a few have seen
00:04   XSI     Hii Akwa
00:04   XSI     Have you ever tried to farm or grow food of your own?
00:04   Lookis  Hey Akwa
00:05   prot    hello
00:05   mqi3    Hello Akwa, have you projected recently?
00:05           *** Foxxxy quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds)
00:05   Effendil        Faudrait enregistrer toute cette session je pense.
00:05   CelestiaSun     I have a small garden on my balcony in my room. Just a few rows of small plants
00:05   Akwa    No, i've been pretty upset the last few days and haven't tried
00:05   mqi3    Ah.
00:05   Effendil        We should record all this session I think.
00:05   mqi3    I'm doing that already.
00:06   Effendil        Gosh, why did I write in french....
00:06   mqi3    My client saves all of the logs.
00:06   XSI     I bet I look like a total jackass on the logs
00:06   Codifier        I have an autolog
00:06   Akwa    That would be nice, it seems I missed a lot of it
00:06   Codifier        Yes, you do
00:06   prot    oh, that's good
00:06   Corr    Does controlling the sun take up a lot of energy?
00:06   XSI     How many languages does Equestria have anyway?
00:07           *** Wishdream is now known as Rarity[Opal]
00:07   prot    i'm afraid i'll be going soon, shame
00:07   Effendil        Do you understand all language upon English ?
00:07   Effendil        *aside english.
00:08   CelestiaSun     Yes,controlling the sun takes a lot of energy. Luckily I have figured out ways to reduce the strain
00:08   Corr    Oh
00:08   CelestiaSun     Unicorns use to move the sun, but I realized that I could just rotate the planet.
00:08   Codifier        Wouldn't moving the sun disrupt the entire solar system?
00:08   Effendil        Rather it is the control of the rotation of your planet rather than the sun, right?
00:09   XSI     Ever made a mistake in planet rotation? And if so, how did that go?
00:09   prot    keep me in mind in case i tried to project into your exact equestria, that would help. Goodnight Princess and everyone else!
00:09   Effendil        goodnight prot
00:09   Codifier        night
00:09   XSI     Night Prot
00:10   CelestiaSun     That is part of the reason why I stopped. I had to cancel the effects of the gravity on everything. I have no idea how many planets were lost when they suddenly didn't have the sun in the same position
00:10   Codifier        Your system must look really weird now
00:10   Codifier        Oh well
00:10   Effendil        The power required to move the sun must be colossal.
00:10   XSI     I'd like to take a look at that system. It sounds interesting
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00:11   Effendil        Luna couldn't move the sun also ?
00:11   Effendil        Go out Forge. We are RPing
00:12   CelestiaSun     opps
00:12           *** CelestiaSun is now known as Van01
00:12   Van01   looks like she has to go
00:12   Whoovsies       Wut
00:12   Whoovsies       Oh.
00:12   Whoovsies       Whelp.
00:12   Effendil        Oh.
00:12   Effendil        why ?
00:12   XSI     Bye Celestia
00:12   Whoovsies       She saw Forge and said
00:12   Whoovsies       Aww hell no.
00:12   Van01   No, she's getting woken up
00:12   XSI     Well, that was fun
00:12   Van01   guess something happened
00:12   Codifier        >__>
00:12   prot    so i didn't miss much
00:12   Forge   good
00:12   Codifier        Aw
00:12   prot    oh well
00:12   Codifier        Oh well
00:12   Lookis  We don't have a thread up
00:13   XSI     I got to make crude sex jokes in the general direction of royalty. I'd say that's a good evening
00:13   Codifier        We shouldn't have a thread up
00:13   Codifier        It's in the middle of the week
00:13   prot    pastebin log anyone?
00:13   Lookis  >Her love dungeon
00:13   Lookis  why
00:13   Codifier        I guess I can do that
00:13   Akwa    Damn timezones, I was in classes for the whole thing
00:13   XSI     For the record: I didn't sleep last night. I take no responsibility for the stupid shit I asked
00:13   XSI     Except for the good stuff
00:13   XSI     I take responsibility for that
00:14   prot    how's it van?
00:14   Corr    Im a pussy
00:14   Lookis  Forge
00:14   Codifier        I wasn't here for all of it, though
00:14   Lookis  can you give me some tips for shutting my body's senses off when I mental project?
00:14   mqi3    Neither was I.
00:14   Codifier        So my log is technically incomplete
00:14   mqi3    Now I have to go and do things.
00:15   Effendil        mental project, it's not as astral project ?
00:15   prot    you mean the kickoff from the wonderland?
00:15   mqi3    Mental Projection is astral projection whilst meditating, whereas the technique most often used here is sleep projection.
00:15   Van01   sorry, I had to go do something
00:15   Codifier        http://pastebin.com/DQ6ajbQi
00:16   mqi3    Now I shall go.
00:16   mqi3    Farewell.
00:16   Van01   What do you mean prot?
00:16   XSI     Bye
00:16           *** mqi3 quit (Quit: Leaving.)
00:16   Effendil        Ah, I thought we were talking about astral projection in both cases, as the result is the same.
00:16   prot    tired?
00:16   Van01   yeah, head hurts
00:16   Van01   going to go lay down
00:17   Van01   so, see you guys later
00:17   Effendil        Goodnight.
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00:18   Effendil        It is impossible to project when you've already eaten anyway.
00:18           *** Rarity[Opal] left #astralponies ("Out of all the worst things that could happen, this is the! Worst! Possible! Thing!")
00:18   XSI     Technically not impossible
00:18   XSI     Just harder
00:19   Effendil        The stomach does not stop moving, and besides frequent spitting.
00:19   Lookis  >reading XSI coming on to Celelstia
00:19   Lookis  why
00:20   XSI     Intended as joke
00:20   XSI     I don't do one-night stands
00:20   Effendil        sure =P
00:20   Codifier        Celestia doesn't do one-century stands
00:21   Effendil        I don't think she's immortal.
00:21   Codifier        She's 3000+ at the moment
00:21   Lookis  yup
00:21   Lookis  >celestia asks if you guys have friends
00:21   Lookis  my sides
00:21   Whoovsies       I bet that
00:22   Corr    holy shit
00:22   Whoovsies       Corr will immediately try to have a relationship with Celestia
00:22   Effendil        Need the whole log.
00:22   prot    how are you corr
00:22   Corr    At first
00:22   Corr    I was pretty much getting to the nervous wreck stage
00:22   Corr    and then
00:22   Corr    it left me
00:22   Corr    and now the feels are kicking in
00:22   Corr    >tfw you're a pussy
00:23   prot    at least she acknowledges you and even gives you a chance
00:23   Lookis  ^