>You are Harmony, an Anon, or symbiotic host, to the Narrator, Thistle.
>You were brought to Equestria by Thistle like he promised he could when he approached you to be his Anon.
>You weren’t told however that p0nyville, the place you wanted to come to Equestria for in the first place, was actually just a series of sets in the backlot of Apple Family Studios.
>You had a mental break down when you realized P0nyville isn’t real.
>You were just raped by Banana Hush, the p0ny who plays Fluttershy in the show, after she found you crying in the fetal position and took you back to her trailer.
>You managed an escape when by calling her a horse which seemed to set her off as she started throwing many mostly empty bottles of booze at you as you ran out the door and around the corner of her trailer.
 
>Hey Harmony would you look at that you must have got her Really mad, she threw an unopened bottle at you, I didn’t think she’d even have one unopened.
>You look down at the bottle you caught while fleeing. The Label says Applejack Daniels.
“This could have killed me if it had hit me in the head, why’d she get so mad anyways? All I said was horse, whats so bad about that? Isn’t a p0ny just a small horse?”
>”You must be a really new Anon, if you’re Narrator hasn’t even you trained to listen to him yet. The word is Whorse here in Equestria, there’s a silent W at the beginning.”
>As I was trying to tell you previously Whorse...
>You see the word somehow floating in front of your eyes
>... means Whore here.
“Oh, Oh shit. I didn’t mean-- no.. wait I’m glad I said it. That whorse raped me.”
>”Thats not what I saw through the skylight”
>You hear that voice again and look around.
“What do you mean through the skylight? You were watching and didn’t stop her? Who are you anyways.. and .. where are you?”
>Are you still in shock about p0nyville not being real, or did one of those bottles actually hit you in the head. She said skylight. Look. Up.
>You look up slowly, right into the amused grin of
“Pinkie Pie?”
>”Thats actually my character’s name. Call me Mina.”
>She gives you a big grin and hops off the roof of Banana Hush’s trailer.
“Mina.. as in Pinkamina?
>You nervously say as you slowly begin to back away while thinking that reading “Cupcakes” right before you came here probably wasn’t the best idea.
>”Nah just Mina as in Mina. I’m an Anon like you!”
>Wait what?
“Wait. What?”
>I just Said that.
“Shut up Thistle”
>”Oh is Thistle the name of your Narrator? Hmm.. I don’t recognize his name.”
“Yeah, he’s certainly no Jibber, or Slasher, or Fractured.”
>”Oh.. well I’m sure he’s just fine and just needs to get his name out”
“Not really he’s seen less than 10 episodes of the show. He mostly just knows things from fanfics and what I’ve told him”
>Hey I knew how to get you here, I knew about Whorse, and I new MLP was just a Show and I kno--
“You Knew it was just a show and you didn’t Tell me?”
>... oopsies?
>uhm... uh..  aren’t you forgetting something?
>Weren’t you just raped by a p0ny?
“Goddamnit Thistle I’m trying to repress that horrible memory”
>Pink-er uh I mean Mina has been just standing looking back and forth between you and the air above your head while you’ve been talking with your Narrator.
>You notice she looks like she’s listening to something.
“Uh Mina? What are you doing? Can you hear Thistle?”
>”Nope! But my Narrator has been doing a really funny impression of what he might be saying! Hey thats a great idea Discord, hey you, uhm newbie Anon, you want to get a shower at my Trailer?”
“Oh fuck yes, please. By the way my name is Harmony.”
>Mina snorts and giggles at your name but doesn’t make a comment.
>”Ok goody, then after I can explain why that wasn’t rape, oh and why Discord is in my head!”
What?
>Mindfucking Pink--uh Mina, damn thats going to take awhile to to get used to.