(read this first: http://pastebin.com/RhW0dJEh )
 
>day What the heck did I just read in equestria
>you just read the best flutterrape ever
>you're extremely glad you had your phone with you when you came to Equestria
>you have no idea how you still have 4G, especially since you can't call anyone
>your bill is probably going to be huge
> you give no fucks
> right now you are simply glaring at your
whyboner.wtf
>and thinking about Pinkie in a whole new light
>"are anonymous flutterrapes your fetish Anon?"
> you look up to see slutterfly has come through your window
>again
>and there is drool dripping from her lips
> both sets
>again
"No, thats not my fetish. Get out."
>"But Ano-"
> you grab her and throw her out the window
Fucking Fluttershy