>You keep staring at those delicious red flanks. >It’s just too much. >You can’t handle the pressure, you have to dive in! >You drop the book where you stand and superman flip over the counter, shedding all of your clothing at the same time. >Your dick flies into freedom and makes a satisfying wet slapping noise on her juicy asscheeks, and she turns around in surprise. >”Oh Celestia! W- are you naked?!” “I WAS GONNA READ A MOTHERFUCKIN’ BOOK, BUT NOW YOU’RE GONNA TASTE MY BIG DICK BIBLIOGRAPHY!” >You do a 360 and moonwalk behind her at the speed of cherrypop, grabbing her flanks as you position yourself and see the other members of your party absolutely shocked. >Gonna have to keep dem bitches down, you know what I’m sayin’, playa?! “YO LAMAR, HELP ME OUT HEE-A!” >All of a sudden, the spirit of Lamar rises up inside of you and your pelvis thrusts into the gingerpone with the force of 1,000 niggers. >She cums instantly and her head gets blasted through the thick wooden counter, exploding from the sheer power of your manly mare-maul moves. >Her spinal cord fires out and wraps around Fluttershy’s neck and snaps it, while the rest of the gore floods the other six and drowns them in a surprisingly large amount of blood and cum. >Like, holy shit, it’s still flooding the room. >Jeez bitch, how much liquid got pump in yo ass!? >Still pumpin’, bitch! >You’re spankin’ dat ass wit yo Lamar liberations and your cum splits her wide open. >What the fuck >Your magic’s broken out of the cuffs and now it’s making your sailors all glowy and shit! >Your dick blasts out a firehose stream of cum so powerful it rips the building from its foundation and blasts it straight out into the crystal palace. >The cum schlicks the entire kingdom in your jizz and paints everything a nice pearly white. >Your work here is done. >You drop the two halves of the soulles gingermare and walk away with your sword of justice dangling in front of you. >JUSTICE was delivered today. >You begin to ascend to the heavens, an angelic choir harkening your legendary feat today. >FUCK THAT CHOIR, YOU GOT YO OWN MUSIC BITCH, ROLL IT! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Stb4LgAdlVg ] >NO NO NO, JUST THE ONE! [ https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGw8DWctAts ] >Fuck yeah, boi! >That’s right. >You fly amongst the clouds above, to go home…. [spoiler]and be a family man[/spoiler]   >... >You slowly open your eyes, seeing nothing but blurry colors. >”..n…” >”..on..” >You hear familiar voices, but you can’t discern them. >”..Anon..?” >You focus your sight and mind, slowly surfacing from the haze that’s afflicted you. >When you finally come to, you see Redheart and Pinkie’s faces looking over you with worry. >”Hey! Welcome back to reality. Are you okay?” >”Oh Nonny, it was like one of those really sad docyamentaries where they show the old ancient famous ponies falling in like slow-motion when they get poisoned or stabbed and the music goes like ‘duh duh… duh duh… duh duh-’” >Redheart stuffs her hoof in Pinkie’s mouth, giving her a look as if to say shut up. “...Ugh… Should I even ask what happened?” >You slowly get up, feeling Gable’s talons helping you to stand. >”Well, you started walking towards the counter, and you stepped on a huge fucking snake. Then it bit you, and she gave you an antidote before anything bad happened, so you didn’t have to go to the hospital… you know, again.” >You look over and indeed see the red mare putting away an old, empty syringe. >”Maybe next time you’ll watch where you’re goin’, doctor. You had a weird look before you started walking though, you alright?” >You shake your head to get rid of any extra dizziness. “Yeah, yeah… just had a weird dream.” >So that’s what would’ve happened. >You pick up your alchemy book and sit back down. >You aren’t gonna touch that shit. >...   [You now have a better understanding of how many potions can be diffused into their respective ingredients.] >...   >”Okay Anon, uh, it’s ready.” >You look up from the second to last chapter in your book. >You’re getting close to finishing it, but another time, maybe. >Getting up, you adjust your robes and follow Fluttershy out to the back. “Hey, anyone feel like helping?” >”Nah, you got it.” >”I’m good.” >”I think I’m going to help the owner here, actually.” >Berry, Gable and Redheart bow out instantly. >Well, thanks. >”Oh, ya’ll are a bunch of wimps. C’mon Pinkie, let’s show ‘em how real earth ponies do good honest work.” >”Yippee, WE’RE GONNA HELP FLUTTERSHY!” >”Eep!..” >Well, she left much quicker than she did. >Is there anything you’d like to do or say before going to help Fluttershy?       >It’s a relief that they’ve decided to help you. “Thanks for helping me help Fluttershy, gals. I may have bitten more off than I could chew trying to do this by myself. >”No problemo, sombrero!” >Pinkie’s bouncing all over the place now, so it looks like her little hangover has vanished. >”It’s all good, Anon. Thanks for offerin’ ta help her in the first place. Mighty good deed, and a good apology after what happened at the forest.” >Yeah, hopefully this clears any thoughts about that up. “Had a chance to look over that animal book yet, Pinks?” >”Book?... Oh! I started to read it but then I fell asleep and when I woke up you totally pranked us in the morning and I must’ve forgotten all about it! I’ll read it on the train, Pinkie Promise! Cross my heart and hope to fly--” “I know I know, cupcake in the eye, just wanted to know. Thanks, Pinkie.” >”Thank yyyyyyyyou!” “AJ, remind me to show you these shouts I picked up sometime, too.” >”Say what now? You learned your own shouts?” “Well, it was a few tomes I found at the magic store and I haven’t tried them yet, but yeah.” >”Definitely pass ‘em my way. I found that first one kinda easy, but haven’t had no luck recently. Mainly ‘cause I’m never alone outside, don’t wanna hurt nopony. Confound it, if I was just back at mah farm It’d be just fine… Haven’t thought about the farm in a long time.” “You’re an… orange farmer, right?” >”Very funny.” >At that point, you get to the end of the hall and walk into the open garage of the building. >It’s just sacks. >Big, tall-as-you sacks. >There’s dozens, and from what you remember Flutters saying before, they’re each 150 pounds. >”Uhm, sorry if it’s a bit much, I had to stock up.” >Well, you better get crackin’. >Hopefully not your back. >”Well… there’s six rows. Each take two?” >You and AJ watch as Pinkie runs forward and takes three bags, flips them onto her body, and starts to leap out of the garage. >Without being told where to go. >”Pinkie, uh, wait!” >She didn’t hear the poor excuse of a yell from the timid pegasus. >”You have to.. oh…” >Now she’s too far for even you to yell. >Where is she going? >>>>”PINKIE PIE!!” >The voice, strong and furious, blasts from AJ’s mask and travels far across the Empire. >A few moments later, the eccentric pink party pony bounces back, poking at her ears. >”What’s wrong, AJ? I was totally halfway there!” >”...Halfway to where, exactly?” >”Fluttershy’s house, duh!” >”You can’t take them all the way there, Pinkie. And ya’ll were not halfway there!” “Guys.” >AJ and Pinkie look back at you, and you defer them to Fluttershy. >”We n-need to take them to the, um, train station. For later.” “Then let’s get started.” >...   [5 hours have passed.] [You have gained stronger stats, but they will not be seen until the Aphitis Cuffs have been removed.] >...   >Your knees are burning like shit. >Even Applejack, who’s used to doing stuff like this as a full time job, is sweating up a storm. >From the part to the station took nearly 20 minutes per trip, 40 round. >There was just so much feed… >You, AJ and a noticeably less energetic Pinkie return to the garage for the final time, The yellow mare waiting. >”Thanks again for um, helping me guys. I don’t know how I would’ve gotten it all there without your help!” “No problem… Glad to help.” >”Hey, there’s no way we’d leave ya hangin’, sugarcube. Just ask us next time.” >”Yeah, you always need to rely on your friends, that’s what we’re here for!” >”Yes, thanks again. Especially you Anon, um, thank you. I hope you find that… Bane you’re looking for.” >Fluttershy’s task is done. >It is currently 3:00 P.M. >What would you like to do?       “Hey Pinkie? We don't have a lot of time and I need to grab a few things before leaving, could you go ask Wheaties and Gyro to meet us at the train station before 6:30 when we leave?” >”Oh, to say goodbyes?” “Yeah.” >”Okey dokey lokey!” >Pinkie darts through the hallway entrance and pops out of the main door a few moments later, probably telling the party where she’s going. >You, AJ and Fluttershy return through the same way, seeing the much more clean lobby where the rest of your group is awaiting, along with the returned Iron Will. >Redheart greets you first. >”Hey, welcome back guys. Pinkie said she’d be back to tell Wheaties and Gyro Gear to meet us at the station?” “Yeah, it looks like we’re not gonna have that much time.” >”Oh, I’m so sorry, I didn’t-” “No, you’re fine. I knew what we were getting into. Besides, we got plenty of time for what needs to go down. Everyone ready?” >They all get up, and Iron Will moves over to AJ, handing her something black and curvish. [Iron Will gives Applejack the mic modifier (x1.5).] >”Here you go, Ms. Apple. One bonified Assertiveness program Iron Will-issued megamic! This should give that mask of yours a little oomph.” >”Oh, really now? … Let’s see here, I’m tryin’ it when we get outside.” “Alright, let’s head out. Gotta go back to Fortuna Potions.” >The pet shop owner and Fluttershy watch you leave, waving goodbye. >”Bye..!” >”OH, come back if you need any pets!” >You exit the shop with the group and get right on going. >Is there anything you’d like to do on the way to Fortuna Potions?       >>>>>”HAAAAAAA!” >Maybe getting AJ that mic wasn’t the best idea. >You’re pretty sure your ears are bleeding. >Berry doesn’t take kindly to it at all, probably detesting it much more than you. >”HAY! I can drown you with that mask on you know, just give me ten seconds!” >”Ah’m just practicin’, hold your hay.” >You make sure your ears are still functioning and nopony on the streets has any lasting auditory damage before turning to Five, who’s been silent this entire time. “Question for you. I have something called Aphitis Cuffs on. I was wondering if you could sense my magical presence with them on?” >She regards your inquiry with a blank expression for a second. >”I had not noticed you have done that. No, I cannot currently sense you.” >That’s interesting. >You could theoretically cut your magical presence off by the use of these cuffs if you can’t find a real way to do it. >Now that that thing on your mind has been answered, there’s no more time to waste. >... >You swear you’re getting more déjà vu each time you come into this place. >You open the door for the rest of the party and Sunwhirl comes from the back the instant he hears the bell ringing.   [FORTUNA POTIONS] Owner: Sunwhirl the Stached >”Greetings once again, Anonymous. I see you’ve brought… a friend…” >Sunwhirl’s eyes are planted on Five. >His smile disappears and he grows silent. “...Hello?” >He still doesn’t look away from the increasingly uncomfortable disguisee as he speaks. >”...Yes… What would you like, today? You said the last we met about some sort of amulet?”     -Buy -Sell -Modify -Talk to Sunwhirl -Exit       >Talk to Sunwhirl “I was wondering if you could create that amulet with this adamantite and Starswirl stone and enchant it?” >You set the adamantite ingot on the counter, and he examines the amount. >”May I ask how you got this so quickly?” “I managed to get a bit of extra from Mr. Ironsmith down at his shop.” >”You are very resourceful indeed… I can melt this down and mold it appropriately, yes.” “And is it possible to get done by 6? >”Oh my, of course! It shouldn’t take more than a few minutes so long as you know who this is going to.” “What do you mean?” >Sunwhirl looks up at you and pushes up his glasses with his magic. >”I’m not a stallion of bad quality, child. I want to know the measurements of who will be receiving this so I can craft it to the best of my ability.” “Let me get back to you on that. I’m heading to the Badlands soon, and I'll probably more than likely end up seeing Marrow Love there. I was thinking of giving her a copy of the notes to her, so could I request you make another four of each notes? Is there any easy way to find her, like maybe by map, and is there any message you would like me to pass along to her, as well?” >”You’re going to the Badlands? I must say, that does indeed work out in my… Oh.” “What’s wrong?” >He looks back at Five, and now the other members of your group are getting nervous. >”...Nothing. Are you sure you’ll look for her?” “Of course.” >”Alright. I’ll make some more copies if you wish, but remember they have no value on their own! I’ll write a note for you to take to her, but do not open it.” “I most certainly won’t. So you said a few minutes for the amulet?” >”Well, who will it be going to?” >Who would you like to receive this amulet?       “Before I answer that, what kind of enchantments could you put on the finished product?” >”With something as conductive as you are crafting with this adamantite and stone, the possibilities are… quite endless, really. I might even be able to tap into an even stronger enchantment that I cannot normally use, should you wish it. MAgic, health, strength, flight, love, luck, anything you can think of. Of course, I need to make it first. Who will it be, then?” >Who would you like to receive this amulet?