“Alright, lead the way. Don’t try anything funny, though, I saw that smile!”
>Pinkie giggles and starts whispering something to AJ, and they share their own little secretive laugh as they start leading the group.
>You don’t like the sound of this one bit.
>With a little ways to go, you taper back around the group and give Iron Will a little nudge.
>”Huh? What’s up, doc? Need a little advice on the -romance-?”
>He starts wiggling his eyebrows for added effect.
“...No.”
>”Trust me, Iron Will has a keen sense of smell and I can tell you and the nurse haven’t done nothin’ all day. I mean, just this morning Berry woke me up with her-”
“Okay! Uh, no, I was going to ask you something else, I mean.”
>”Oh.”
“I was wondering if you ever thought about giving that microphone on your face to AJ. You’ve seen what that mask of hers can do, so I bet it would really amp up her vocal power.”
>Iron fiddles the mic between his fingers, looking at it longingly.
>”But… this is my baby!”
“Don’t you have a bunch back in your trailer?”
>”Well, no, not really. I never had a need for another mic when this bad boy’s been so good to me!”
>He gives it a little kiss like it really is his baby, petting it with a protective look on his face.
>”Listen, doc. I’ll see if I can’t get a deal in my next shipment of props for my next assertiveness program. That okay?”
“That sounds fine. Thanks.”
>He pats you on the back with his normal minotaur strength, which sends to parading down the street trying to keep your balance.
>”Yep, no problem, buddy! As soon as I can get back to my trailer, it’s as good as hers.”
>Hopefully your theory will work.
>...
>Pinkie and AJ finally stop, presenting the next destination like it was their prized possession.
>Your party steps inside, and you try to squint to adjust to the much dimmer light inside this building.
>”So, whaddya guys wanna watch!?”
>A theater.
>Well, not to be clichè, but this couldn’t have gone better for you and Redheart.
>And Gyro and Wheats, for that matter.
“Well, what’s the selection?”
>”I dunno, Pinkie. Anon’s never seen nothin’ in the likes of pony entertainment before.”
>”Totally! I bet you he hasn’t seen this movie that I’m thinking of~”
>”Oh, an’ what’s that?”
>”I think it should be a super duper pinkie surprise!”
>Pinkie then rushes up to the ticket counter and starts to order, Applejack assuring the rest of the party.
>”Now don’t ya’ll be thinkin’ we have a bad taste in, ya know, whatsitcalled… cimena? Just trust us is all I’m askin’, and it’ll be fine.”
>Berry is the first to sense something’s up.
>”Wait a second…”
>AJ smiles innocently, but her eyes deceive her as they dart across the room, looking for an out…
>”I can bring my drink in, right?”
>”..O-oh of course, Did ya think they wouldn’t let ya have a little fun here? Haha!”
>Berry nods in approval, already uncorking her flask again.
>”Then whatever you pick is fine by me.”
>The rest of the party looks a little less exuberant, but they’re not about to say anything.
>Is there anything you’d like to do while Pinkie’s getting the tickets?
 
 
 
>You utilize your tall human stature to look over the heads of other ponies in the theater to see what movies are playing right now.
 
[Movie listing:
 
-Sleeping Horse
-The Nameless Stallion
-Colt of Steel
-Princesses of the Ring
-Space Cowmares
-Elsa’s Estrus
-Little Filly]
 
>Weird, they didn’t have a rating system.
>No MPAA to keep the fillies from the raunchier stuff?
>Then again, these ponies are a good deal more modest than your world.
>You decide to see what was going on with the movies, but you see Pinkie laughing with the ticketmaster as he hands her some slips, and puts away a quill that wasn’t there before.
>Pinkie returns with nine tickets, and gives one to each of you that seem to have each of your names on them, saving the last two she had between her teeth for you and Iron.
>You take a look at the stub, seeing it say ‘Room 6, K13’.
>”Sorry everypony, one of them was booked so we could only get seven tickets to one room and two to the other! Don’t worry though, it’s all the same movie!”
>Pinkie covers her mouth with a hoof, stifling a giggle.
>Gyro takes a close look at his ticket, hesitantly glancing back up at the pink mare.
>”Uhm, these have our, uh, n-names on them… I don’t remember that happening the, uh, last time I was here?”
>Applejack is unusually quick to help out a speechless Pinkie.
>”Oh, that’s just a new policy they got, probably. Ah wouldn’t worry one bit!”
>The group decides not to question the Element of Honesty, and you look at your own ticket a little more closely.
>It says ‘Nonny’.
>Something’s going on here, and your gut is starting to think so too.
>...
>”Let’s go get some munchies!”
>A collective groan sounds throughout the party, Redheart voicing their concerns.
>”We just had a rather large lunch, Pinkie. Maybe just a drink?”
>The party agrees and you each get a soft drink for the coming movie, dwindling your gift to Pinkie even further.
>Pinkie’s bit pouch: (130 bits)
>You didn’t think much of the split before, knowing it was probably just chock full in one of the rooms.
>It’s not until you actually went to the rooms that you realize what’s about to happen.
>Coming to the back of the theater, the hallway splits into three, and you take a quick look at Redheart’s ticket.
>It says ‘Room 13, B12’.
>”Oh, I didn’t notice that before.”
>You can’t ask for a different ticket because they’re all named.
“Yeah, we’re separated. Oh well…”
>”I’ll see you after the movie, hun.”
>You give each other a quick peck on the lips, as Berry, Gable, Gyro, Wheaties, Redheart, Pinkie and AJ all go down to room 13.
>Leaving you with Iron.
>The feeling starts growing in your gut as the large hand suddenly pulls you in for a brohug.
>”Hey, at least this way we’re not distracted by the ladies. We get to actually see the movie, right?”
“Yeah…”
>The two of you start walking to the fifth room, handing the stubs to the doorkeeper, and you each get a seat in the K row, sitting down and preparing for the movie.
“Huh… There’s not too many ponies in here, is there?”
>”I noticed that. They’re all stallions, too. Must be an action flick, Iron bets you money!”
>You never got to see which movie they actually picked.
>Is there anything you’d like to do or say before the movie begins?
 
 
 
“If this is a pony version of Sex and the City, I'm going to become the Equestrian Ed Wood just to spite Pinkie and AJ, I swear on the sun and stars.”
>”Ed Wood?”
“He’s uhh… director for.. stuff.”
>”What kind of stuff?”
“...Let’s just say he was quite the man.”
>You can’t remember your own family or where you lived, but you can remember Ed Wood.
>Plan 9, man, thats a movie you need to watch again.
>Not that you can, being in Equestria and all.
>Your train of thought is suddenly disturbed by the flickering powerup of the projector, and a fidgeting pony trying to get the reel in the thing.
>Once its in, the film starts rolling and the opening credits display on the primitive screen.
>The music accompanying it is very, very sensual.
>”I’ve seen something like this before, I think… That music, it was in something else I watched, what was it called…”
>Iron trails off as the first characters of the movie show up, along with the title.
>Elsa’s Estrus.
>A mare and stallion fucking, right on screen.
>It’s a porno.
>Oh damn, they even have zoom in features, and that is messy.
>”Oh…”
“...”
>Fucking Pinkie and AJ.
 
>...
>This is their magnum opus, their prime prank that they’ll never top for the rest of their lives.
>”Again, Iron Will just wants to apologize…”
“It’s alright.”
>”I usually wear pants if I’m going to go see something like that, so… that doesn’t happen.”
>Well, if it’s any testament to the fact you and Iron Will are friends, seeing his dick for the second time could be sort of a bonding moment.
>You at least had room to hike up your knee, and a robe to cover that shit.
>He didn’t.
“It’s okay.
>You and Iron Will are returning from the end of the movie with feelings of shame.
>You can see the rest of the group coming back from their own non-porn movie, happy as can be.
>What would you like to say to them when you return to them?