>fucked Sun Butt
"And that's how I stuck it where the sun don't shine
 
>Anal with luna
"She showed me the dark side of the moon"
 
>Sex with Bonbon
"Candy ass horse vag.... fuck
 
>Oral sex with Mrs Cake
I filled her pie hole with my baby batter
 
>Sex with Twilight
"Who am I kidding, she's wayyy to awkward"
 
>Sex with RD
"She really is the fastest pegasus in Equestria
 
>Applejacks ass
Well how 'bout them apples?
 
>Sex with Big Mac
I took fries with that.
 
>Octavia
She knows how to pull my strings
 
>Applebloom
I'll tell ya, her apple was definately in bloom
 
>Cadence
I love love love it
 
>Sweetie Belle
Coom creme supreme
 
>Sex with Vinyl
"Damn.. no sex"
 
>Discord
I stuck my dick in crazy
 
>Lyra
"She took BOTH hands!"
 
>Silver Spoon
I spoon fed her my coom
 
>Lotus and Aloe
I gave them a nice facial
 
>Zecora
Damn, I can't wait to get some of that Zebra pus- OH SHIT THAT'S A DICK
 
>Gilda
Two charges of bestiality for the price of one
 
>Trixie
I showed her my magic wand
 
>Mayor Mare
I governed over her body
 
>Braeburn
"I felt like his favorite cousin
 
>Caramel
He was really sweet
 
>Spitfire
My dick burns.
 
>Lightning Dust
Got nothing, she's thundercunt
 
>Rainbow Dash
"I got a taste of that Rainbow."
 
>Zecora
I helped her earn her stripes
 
>Twilight
Her horn works fucking magic
 
>Minuette
She could barely last that long.
 
Part 2:
 
Vinyl
>She really scratched my record
 
>AJ
She jacked my apples
 
Pinkie
>She threw a party in my pants
 
Rarity
>The seamstress's curtains matched the drapes
 
Lyra
>I showed her 'harp' a good fingering
 
Scootaloo
>I made her call me daddy
 
Colgate
>Gave her teeth a good brushing
 
Sweetie Bell
>I gave her bell a good ringing
 
Fluttershy
>HAHAHA YOU THINK I'D TAP THAT?
 
Twilight
>Showed her the best magic of all
 
Luna
>Decided to shoot the moon
 
Luna
>I made her stay up all night long
 
Chrysalis
>So many holes to try...
 
Celestia
>She can raise more than the sun
 
Braeburn
>As sweet as the apple
 
Cadence
>she had me stepping in time
 
Babs
>I cored that apple
 
Mayor Mare
>Colored her house white
 
>Granny Smith
>had me a taste of that pie
 
Mr. Cake
>Made some chocolate brownies
 
Mr. Cake
>I cooked his cake
 
Granny Smith
>pruned her apples
 
Trixie
>I showed her my great and powerful staff
 
Gilda
>Helped her preen
 
Iron will
>ain't the only thing that's iron
 
Flim & Flam
>I squeezed the cider out of them
 
Aloe & Lotus
>Had a happy ending
 
Tavi
>She really knows how to play my instrument
 
Zecora
>she made quite a din so she let me cum right in
 
Part 3
 
Braeburn
>We made hot apple fudge
 
Big Mac
>Helped me bake a big pie
 
Cheerilee
>I taught her everything she knows *wink wink*
 
Caramel
>Gave him something sweet
 
Derpy
>I fucked her silly
 
Celestia
>her coat ain't the only white thing on her face
 
Pinkie
> helped her make a cream pie
 
Mayor Mare
>She's really riding the "poles"
 
Filthy rich
>filthy is the right word
 
Silver spoon
>I ate out of that spoon
 
 
PART 4
 
>Luna
The moon isn't the only thing rising tonight
 
>Fleur de Lys
I rutted her like one of my French whorses
 
>Time Turner
I showed him a good time
 
>Sweetie Bell
Her bell was indeed sweet
 
>Roseluck
I pounded her rose so hard, lucky isn't a word I'd use to describe her.
 
>Spa Ponies
I gave them some lotion to work with.
 
>Derpy
She cooked my muffin
 
>Celestia
I came with the force of 1000 suns
 
>Luna
I sent her TOOOOO THE MOOOOOOOOOOON!!!
 
Flower Trio
I fertilized their gardens
 
>Pinkie Pie
I used my party cannon inside her
 
>Chryssy
I filled all her holes with my love
 
>Colgate
I gave her toothpaste to brush with.
 
>Anonymous
I felt his hot monkey dock
 
>Cheerile
I love her oral exams
 
 
>Braeburn
He showed me just how wild the west was
 
Luna
It was a dream come true
 
>Royal sisters
The threesome was simply divine
 
>Shining Armor
It wasn't so shiny when I was done with him
 
>Twilight
I showed her that her brother wasn't the best she ever had
 
>Silver Spoon
She got more then just a spoonful of my syrup
 
>Diamond Tiara
I replaced her tiara with a pearl necklace
 
>Silver Spoon
Washed her silverware
 
>Chrysalis
Those holes ain't just for show
 
>Chrysalis
My love wasn't the only thing she sucked from me
 
>Rainbow Dash
I'd rock her like a hurricane.
 
>Vinyl Scratch
I took her for a spin
 
>Carrot Top
The carpet matches the drapes
 
>Time Turner
I really cleaned his clock!
 
Credit where credit is due:Many of these come from the FSR Circlejerk