“I don’t mean to be rude but ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR GOD DAMN MIND?!”   >She’s taken aback some by your outburst. >That’s the truth; she has to be out of her goddamn mind if she thinks you can just suddenly love them. >Work for them? >No problem. >Love them? >Not happening. >”Very well. It would seem you need time to… adjust. Come; I will show you to your workplace.” >You follow warily. >As you walk she points out a passage to your left. >”That is the spring we have here; it’s where you’ll be getting water from now on.” >Good to know. >”Feel free to go get a drink now if you wish.” >Good. >You head down the passage and freeze when you reach the end. >A group of those bugs… changelings… whatever… are surrounding it >You slowly make your way down to the small pool of water. >They notice you and give you a berth. >You eye them warily but approach the water’s edge. >You use your hands to scoop up some of the quenching liquid and drink it. >Oh God they’re staring at you. >You assume it’s curiosity. >Or hunger. >You hope it’s the former and take another sip. >Water’s never tasted this good. >After you manage to quench your thirst, you get up and return to what you assume is the “main” passage. >Without a word the larger bug-horse begins walking and you fall in behind her. >You travel for a while, the smaller bugs going in and out of appropriately sized tunnels that you assume lead to the surface and other areas of the hive… nest… whatever. >Finally you reach a dead end with some tools on the ground in front of it. >There’s a pickaxe, a shovel, and some kind of lantern. >There had been an eerie green glow to the caverns you’d passed through so far that lit the way. >Here it was dark. >Thankfully the lantern had fuel in it. >Odd, these tools don’t look like they could be used by any of these creatures.   “So where’d you get the tools? They don’t look too useful for you and your… subjects.”   >”Oh those? We killed off a pack of Diamond Dogs that were here. They were digging for something, and not just average gems. I want you to find out what they were after.”   “I see. What exactly is a Diamond Dog?”   >”Big dogs that walk around on two legs and dig for gemstones. This wasn’t just a normal dig site however. They were on to something. Enough talk! Get to work, ape!”   “Yes ma’am Cheeselegs.”   >”What did you call me?”   “Cheeselegs! You know, because of the holes and… forget it!”   >You let out a frustrated sigh and grab the pickaxe. >Lifting it over your head, you bring it down and strike the rock. >Your watch beeps several times as you dig. >Hours pass by. >Eventually something falls out of a hole in the dirt. >You get a better look and find yourself presented with a mole. >Meat. >FOOD. >You use the pickaxe to sever its head. >Well now what? >You don’t have any fire short of breaking the lantern, but then you’d have no light. >You aren’t too keen on eating it raw. >Living in a modern, civilized society had spoiled you somewhat. >Not to mention you’d have to skin it, and you didn’t have any knives on you. >So much for a meal. >”Having some trouble are we?” >It’s bughorse again. >”Let me handle it.” >Her tone is an annoyed one; this is a hassle for her. >Probably thinking how incompetent and how much trouble you are. >More than your worth though? >Not to her, that much is obvious. >She’s dead set on finding out what those… Diamond Dogs… were up to. >God everything here has some weird names. >But hey, this is a weird place. >To you anyway. >She snatches the mole away with some kind of telekinesis and the skin separates on its own, no mess and no knives. >A green flame engulfs it and voilà; it’s cooked. >She shoves it back to you and gets a good look at the cavern. >”Impressive, ape. You’ve done your part for today. You may enjoy your meal and return to your chambers. Be ready to work again tomorrow! I must know what’s down here!” >She turns and begins to walk off.   “I have a name, you know. It’s Anonymous. Anon for short.”   >”I do not care for your name, ape. You are not of that much significance to me.” >Once she’s gone you finally bite into the meat. >Fine, be that way you ungrateful bitch. >You finish your small meal and start your trek back to the watering hole. >Good first stop before you get to relax some. >Your body aches, mostly your arms. >You reach the hole and one more you’re given a wide berth. >Seems they’re just as freaked out about you as you are of them. >Well, not likely as much. >You take a drink. >As you go for another one of them dares to approach you. >The others watch apprehensively. >You fall back onto your ass and the creature is engulfed in green flame. >When the flame dissipates it’s…. >You. >With a puzzled look on your face. >It’s face. >Whatever. >God fucking dammit this is creepy.   “How the hell are you doing that?!   >”How the hell are you doing that?” >It just mimicked you. >OH HELL NO.   “Stop copying me!”   >”Stop copying me!” >You growl. >It growls. >However it seems that you’re too different for it to copy very long, and it turns back. >Thank God.   “Don’t ever do that again, got it?”   >You take another drink from the spring and head back to your room. >Well, if you could call it that. >It’s more like a hollowed out portion of the passages. >No furniture, no bed sheets, no nothing. >Not even a BED? >What the hell?! >Sigh. >Guess you’ll have to deal with it. >There’s a stone slab that RESEMBLES something like a bed.   “Seriously?”   >You’re ACTUALLY going to have to fucking sleep on a STONE SLAB. >Doesn’t matter for now; you aren’t sleepy. >At least not yet. >You take out your phone. >Full charge. >But you know it won’t last. >Same for you watch; once it’s gone, it’s gone. >Not only that, but you don’t even have the internet. >Why God WHY?! >You sit on your slab and sigh again, putting your face in your hands, your elbows resting on your knees. >This is hell. >Trapped with a bunch of bug-horses, no internet, no cable, no video games, no NOTHING. >This is about rock bottom. >You decide to get up and do some exploring. >You’re going to be here for a while it seems; might as well get used to your surroundings. >You stand up crouch under the door. >While the main tunnels had high ceilings by the standards of these creatures, the doors were not as such. >You picked a random path and headed that way. >These tunnels were extensive. >God, how long had they been here? >Some time yes, but not too long. >The tunnels were still expanding from what you could gather. >You eventually come across a tunnel with a faint green glow at the other end, around a corner. >You’re curious, but not in the mood for any unpleasant surprises. >About an hour of walking later you find yourself lost. >You manage your way back to the watering hole and work your way to your room from there. >You yawn; after that work you’re tired. >You curl up on the stone slab and go to sleep.   >You wake up with a start and upside down. >Funny, you don’t remember going to sleep like this. >You look in front of you. >Four black legs covered in armor plating. >Oh. >”Get up, lazy ape! You have work to be doing!” >Well you bitch it would help if you didn’t yell at me and throw me around like a rag doll. >That’s what you wanted to say anyway, but you valued your life. >Even if your life was very shitty right now. >You manage to right yourself and rise. >Disgruntled, you head down to the mine. >You notice that some kind of crude yet stable support beams had been erected during your absence. >Good; you didn’t want a cave-in. >That’s a shitty way to die. >You sigh and pick up the pickaxe again. >The task at hand is a monotonous one. >Back, forth, back, forth. >Over and over. >Once more time passes. >However, this time you come across something very interesting. >Your pickaxe hits something and bounces off with a flash of white. >You fall over on our ass, dropping the pickaxe. >You get up and begin clearing away the rest of the rock. >Sure enough, you find a large wooden door with metal bars reinforcing it. >You reach for the handle and get put on your ass again. >Well fuck. >Guess this is what those dogs were hunting for. >You drop the pickaxe and head back the way you came. >When you reach the top of your little mineshaft you run into Queen Cheeselegs herself. >”Where do you think you were going?”   “To find you. I think I found what they were looking for. The dogs I mean.”   >”Oh? Show me.” >You lead her back down the mineshaft and to the door. >She inspects it before giving you a look.   “What?”   >”Well don’t just stand there, open it!” >What a cunt! >What a lazy, bitchy cunt!   “I tried that already but some kind of FORCE FIELD LANDED ME ON MY ASS!”   >Once again she’s shaken by your rage-filled outburst. >She’s still scared of you. >That’s with good reason; you’re a giant, easily 2 feet taller than she is. >You could win in a physical fight with her. >Well, if it wasn’t for that damn magic. >”Try again anyway!” >She barks this at you. >You growl and reach for the handle and get launched backward. >That bitch definitely regrets her choice to command you to open the door. >You land on top of her, the two of you in a heap of human and bughorse. >You’re thrown aside and hit the wall, knocking the wind out of you. >”Get off of me, ape!” >She stands up again.   “Hey, it’s your own damn fault! I warned you about that door! Did you listen? NOOOO! You just barked orders again!”   >”Do not blame me for your clumsiness! It’s obviously a magical barrier.” >You’re about to voice a response as you get up again but she merely walks past you. >She uses her power to toss a good sized rock at the barrier. >It promptly shoots off and hits you in the head.   “God FUCKING DAMMIT! That’s it! I’m done!”   >You turn and start walking away. >”Where are you going?!”   “Anywhere that isn’t here in this PEST INFESTED HELLHOLE!”   >You storm off through the caves, your fury scaring off the smaller bugs. >They don’t like rage. >You find an exit and make your way to the surface. >No longer are you in the valley, but standing on the ground that made up one side of it. >Good. >You start walking along, the fury burning in your mind. >You’d had enough. >Yes you’d gotten shelter, food, and water but you were nobody’s fool. >Finally common sense starts to settle in again. >That had been your ONLY source of food, water, and shelter. >You slow your march to a stop. >You count backwards from ten and take some deep breaths. >You weren’t normally one to get worked up, but when you did you had a tendency to do and say some stupid things. >This was one of those stupid things. >Now calmed you just lie down on the ground and look up at the sun. >The blazing sun. >Suddenly, a shadow is cast over you. >You look over and up to your right. >A white horse, short in stature. >Wearing some kind of golden armor. >You sit up and it takes a few steps back, entering a hostile stance. >You stand up but take a buck to the stomach.   “What the hell was that for?!”   >”Silence changeling scum! I’m taking you in for questioning!”   “Right, of course you are.”   >Another buck, knocking the wind out of you.   “Okay, stop that. It’s getting on my nerves.”   >Yes they were painful, but the fact he had to stretch more to even hit your stomach weakened the force behind the blows. >He does it again. >That’s it. >He just asked you for a beating.   “So you like bucking people huh? Well then, how’s THIS!?”   >You pull your leg back and kick him a good distance away.   “That was a warning.”   >Then you notice something. >This horse has wings. >It flares them and charges you. >A quick sidestep and you doge the attack.   “Don’t make me really hurt you.”   >The horse comes back at you again. >You catch it as it tries to tackle you, stumbling a bit to keep your balance. >You deliver a knee to its stomach before punching it in the face a few times for good measure. >You didn’t want to get too violent with it; you were merely defending yourself after all. >Still, he looks rather important. >Some kind of guard. >If he goes back he could return with allies. >Not happening. >You really didn’t want to do this, but you had no choice. >You grab his right wing. >He realizes what’s about to happen. >”N-no! P-please-!” >He screams as a sharp “SNAP” is heard when you break the wing. >He’s not going back to home base any time soon. >Suddenly a familiar black figure appears and lands next to you. >She notices the wounded soldier in your arms. >”You did all this?” >The tone of her voice is a bit too pleased for your liking.   “I did what I had to do. He attacked me saying I was one of you. I couldn’t let him go back, so I broke his wing.”   >You felt the regret ripping at your chest. >You really didn’t want to do it, but at this point you had no choice. >”Bring him back. There is much that needs explaining… Anon.” >She used your name. >This can’t be good. >She begins her own return and you gather the winged horse up in your arms (he’s surprisingly small). >From what you can gather, the two are of enemy factions.   “Sorry about this. I’ve found questioning her is a bad idea. I won’t let her kill you. That isn’t my style.”   >He eyes you warily as you follow the insect queen back to the hive.