Thread no. 3. Ended this one due to no-one rolling.
Next one is this Saturday if I can get to the computer.
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    Well, I got my regular trip back (and my extensive pic library, now with a bunch of Baitfish pics), so I'll look like this from now on. Be warned.
 
    Also, you let the thread die. Thank you for effectively making several parts of the story null, although it's half my fault for not making a new thread earlier.
 
    Old thread: http://pastebin.com/SQ2hHB4N
 
    You are Anonymous, a powerful human wizard that was put under a curse by an evil enchanter that often forces you to take the path of evil. However, your heart is 24 karat gold.
 
    Your only true friend is your familiar- a black cat named Channing whose mind has been magically replaced with that of a tulpa you created. He knows of your ambitions to be good, and is fully immune to anything that the curse can throw at him.
    >Pic is yet another picture of Channing, of course.
 
    One day, your greatest enemy teleports you and Channing to another universe- Equestria.
 
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RULES ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:29 UTC-5 No.12788000
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    >>12787973 (OP)
    RULES:
 
    When I say "What do?" you comment to that post with what you think Anonymous should do next- or a Deux Ex Machinima you think should happen.
    ANON GETS:
    6 GET: (EVILGET) This action is performed, but if possible, the curse is activated, even if the post has nothing to do with the curse. For instance, if you want to walk down the street, the curse has Anon zap a passing innocent bystander with Magic Missle.
    9 GET: (GOODGET) This action is performed, but Anonymous's morals come into play. For instance, if you wanted to >rape somepony, then Anon will have consentual sex with them instead.
    0 GET: This action is performed as the commenter intended, without Anon's morals or the curse coming into play.
 
    When Anon and Channing split up, you can choose to follow either one. First one with dubs decides which one to follow.
 
    CHANNING GETS:
    Channing works on a Dubs-only basis. You must get Dubs or better (trips, quads, ect.) to get Channing to work with you.
 
    Also, I withhold the right to ignore any get (with explanation) if the get:
    -Does not make sense within the story (Nonsense)
    -Would make characters act out of character (Character Hypnotism)
    -I do not see it (OP Post Blindness)
    -It implies that an event went one way when it clearly went another (Event Blindness)
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:43 UTC-5 No.12788191
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    I just noticed that I typed "Machinima" instead of "Machina".
    Whoops.
 
    Anyway, since Anon is in the middle of a fight at the moment:
 
    BATTLE MECHANICS
 
    Prob. simplest battle mechanics ever.
    Post what you want to do, and I'll figure out what that does in relation to the battle. Even rolls are norm. hits, most odd rolls are misses. Dubs are always critical hits, or deal double damage. 13, trips, or greater (quads, ect.) are special- these are the RUNE OF THE FAMILIAR. Activate the Rune by commenting on it to halve all enemies' hit points.
 
    Current Spellbook and Memorized Spell List:
    http://pastebin.com/VK9X49id
 
    You are currently in the fight with the Basilisk.
 
    You 168/300 Mana, 500/500 HP +125 Armor
    Channing 100/100 HP +25 Armor
    Basilisk 245/500 HP +10 Armor
    Basilisk comes out of cave.
 
    You use Consume.
    A chunk of Basilisk is turned into pure energy and is absorbed into you.
    This costs 40 Mana.
    You 128/300 MANA
    You are healed 50. This is wasted as you are at full health.
    Basilisk is damaged 50. It splits this damage, and its Armor bonus takes 10 damage off and is nulled while it is damaged 40- you sucked off its scaly skin.
    Basilisk 205/500 HP +0 Armor.
 
    Basilisk tries to bite you. If it hits, you are Poisoned and suffer 50 damage.
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:49 UTC-5 No.12788302
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    Bumpadumpadump.
    Come on, we need people to post.
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)18:51 UTC-5 No.12788367
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    Your CYOA was shit the moment you turned down the human girls option.
 
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And the baiting begins... ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)18:58 UTC-5 No.12788512
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    >>12788367
    Oh god.
    Not these EQG people again.
    Pic very related. Good thing I essentially collect these pics...
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:09 UTC-5 No.12788718
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    Le bump.
    We need some rollers here.
    (Not the EQG or Flutterrape spammers, just people who will actually roll)
 
    ...
 
    Wait, you're asking me WHY you should roll?
    >Pic is very "related" not really
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:33 UTC-5 No.12789170
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    >>12787973 (OP)
    >you let the thread die
    A drawfag anon and I were bumping this thread until 3 AM. In case you forgot, people sleep.
    Also, I posted ALOT of Luna
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:37 UTC-5 No.12789242
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    >>12789170
    Wow.
    I stand corrected. I couldn't get back to the thread fast enough, so I killed it.
    Thanks for trying though.
    BTW, what did the drawfag post? Any WizAnon/Channing pics?
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:43 UTC-5 No.12789367
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    >>12789170
    And... uh...
    could you please roll? Please?
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:46 UTC-5 No.12789434
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    Pick up something off the ground at through it at the basilisk.
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)19:48 UTC-5 No.12789460
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    >>12788191
    Set up a Pizza Hut in Canterlot
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/12/13(Mon)19:53 UTC-5 No.12789592
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    >>12789434
    ...
    Allright.
    It's on.
    You pic a random object off the ground-
    It's Channing.
    You throw Channing at the Basilisk.
    The momentum gives Channing's attack a x2 bonus.
    Channing claws the Basilisk for +25 damage.
    Immediately afterwards, Basilisk smashes the offending cat against the wall for +25 damage.
 
    >>12789460
    Ignored for Nonsense, Character Hypnotism (WizAnon doesn't know what Pizza Hut is or where Canterlot is), and Event Blindness (He's kinda in the middle of a battle right now)
 
    I have to go. Keep thread alive, post Luna. If the thread's about to die, screencap or Pastebin it for me, OK?
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:44 UTC-5 No.12790881
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    >>12789592 (You)
    boomp
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)20:58 UTC-5 No.12791256
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    >>12789592 (You)
    Of course you do.
    Yeah, he drew some stuff of WizAnon fighting a Manticore. It was a WIP, but it was coming along pretty good.
    Also, I'm pretty much out of new Luna pics, and I don't want to repost old stuff
 
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    >>12791256
 
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    >>12792626
 
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turbosandwich 08/12/13(Mon)22:34 UTC-5 No.12793798
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    >>12789242 (You)
    LOOK I MADE YOU A THING
    I never meant it when I said this would be finished for the next thread
    Also, I capped that thread 'til the bitter end, I just don't have that on my phone.
 
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Anonymous 08/12/13(Mon)23:18 UTC-5 No.12795136
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    >>12793798
    Thats pretty good
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)02:30 UTC-5 No.12799143
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    It just occurred to me I don't have that much luna.
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)02:50 UTC-5 No.12799413
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    Where are all the human girls?
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)07:00 UTC-5 No.12802175
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    Bump?
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)09:08 UTC-5 No.12803344
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    >>12793798
    That came out really good
 
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    >>12803344
 
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    >>12804158
 
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    >>12805128
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)18:22 UTC-5 No.12812981
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    In the name of 4chan, I summon OP!!!
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:25 UTC-5 No.12813057
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    >>12812981 (You)
    OP HAS BEEN SUMMONED
    >>12793798
    Oh, that is perfect! Saved, man!
 
    >>12789592 (You)
    Channing gets a direct hit.
    50 damage.
    Basilisk 155/500 HP +0 Armor.
    Basilisk gets a direct hit.
    Channing 75/100 HP +25 Armor.
 
    What's the next move?
    Okay,
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:41 UTC-5 No.12813395
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    >>12813057 (You)
    Guys?
    You still there?
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)18:50 UTC-5 No.12813611
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    Hello?
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)18:57 UTC-5 No.12813725
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    Well this is a sad display.
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:01 UTC-5 No.12813823
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    >>12813725
    Please save the pity for other threads.
    What I need is rollers.
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:18 UTC-5 No.12814140
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    Giving up.
    Keep thread alive and post Luna if you're still here.
    If you can, try rolling, I may actually still be here.
 
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Anonymous 08/13/13(Tue)19:21 UTC-5 No.12814195
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    You ignore any good gets, that's why your threads die.
 
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ThePoketrix (Lurking until someone rolls) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:30 UTC-5 No.12814368
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    >>12814195
    Pic is very related.
    Also, it's more because I often have to leave.
 
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ThePoketrix (Lurking until someone rolls) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)19:54 UTC-5 No.12814900
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    >>12814368 (You)
    I'm serious. Check the pastebin, my previous threads have been very successful.
 
    Roll, please. I need it to continue.
 
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turbosandwich 08/13/13(Tue)19:59 UTC-5 No.12815028
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    >>12814900 (You)
    I guess let's hurl 2 fireballs in rapid succession at him, if we can do that. Also, tell Channing to get out of the way.
 
    I find the sudden total lack of players strange.
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)20:07 UTC-5 No.12815219
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    >>12815028
    THANK YOU, TURBOSANDWICH!!!
 
    "CHANNING! GET OUT OF THE WAY!!!"
    >Channing runs to a safe distance.
    >You hurl a Fireball at the Basilisk.
    >-10 Mana
    >You 158/300 Mana
    >+100 Damage
    >Basilisk 55/500 HP +0 Armor.
    >Basilisk sustains a Burn.
    >Basilisk is hurt 5 from its Burn.
    >Basilisk 50/500 HP +0 Armor, Burned.
    >Basilisk uses Death Stare on you.
    >This is ineffective due to lack of eyes.
    >You throw a final fireball at the Basilisk.
    >-10 Mana
    >You 148/300 Mana
    >+100 Damage...
 
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ThePoketrix (OP) !LunahEZrWk 08/13/13(Tue)20:12 UTC-5 No.12815335
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    >>12815219 (You)
    FINAL STATS:
    You 148/500 Mana, 500/500 HP +125 Armor.
    Channing 75/100 HP, +25 Armor.
    Basilisk 0/500 HP, +0 Armor.
 
    YOU WIN.
    LOOT: 6 vials Basilisk Venom, 2 vials Basilisk Blood, 500 Bits (found in cave)
 
    >Your party returns to Ponyville.
    >You are tackled by something pink before you can deliver the Basilisk Venom to Twilight.
 
    We are returning to the Overworld's 609 Get system-
    6: Evilget- spells go haywire due to your curse.
    0: Neutral
    9: Goodget- your morals kick in.
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After this post, I ended the thread.
Props to based artfag TurboSandwich for the first WizAnon art, of WizAnon fighting a Manticore. (Noteable lack of Channing there, though...)