>LAST TIME ON: Getting to know you
>Sombra is the bitch
>Cadence is the dom
>Shining don't give a fuck
>You had a chat with Shining and Cadence, and enjoyed it
>You however feel uneasy about the moral implications of what you're doing with Sombra
 
>IT IS slightly LATER
>The doors the the Royal Apartment open.
>Cadence trots in, picking up several letters and scrolls from a tray beside the door.
>She flips through them dispassionately.
>You wheel Shining in.
>You look around at deco, and cringe
>You shudder from the garishness of it.
>"Are you okay, bud? Asks Shining, looking up at you
>You're doing an excellent rendition of a spider being attacked by bug spray
"Piiiink" you hiss
>It's everywhere
>The pillows
>The rugs
>The table tops
>The tables
>The lamps
>The lounges
>It both burns and it freeeezes.
>If nothing made your life hell when Cadence and SHining were trying to get into your pants, this made it downright Tartarus for you.
>"It's a perfectly fine colour" says Cadence tersely, still focused on the Letters of State.
>You go to counter, but Shining just looks at you, pleadingly shaking his head.
>You look at Shining, then look back into the pale-reddish nightmare inside.
>Ye-nope.
>Time for some COMMUNICATION and DIPLOMACY from that resident master of the words, Anonymous.
"Cadence-"
>"It. Is. A perfectly fine. Colour."
>Oooo, you're entering dangerous waters here.
"Cadence." You say.
>Cadence briefly stops looking through the letters, and looks at you, dangerously.
>You enter the pink monstrosity, walk over the the coffee table, and pick up a pink book.
>You open the pink book, revealing pink pages.
>And pink writing.
>And a pink bookmark.
>Cadence looks at the book, and then back.
>"So?" she asks, clearly not seeing the point.
>You throw the book onto a lounge.
>The book disappears, blending in seamlessly with a lounge.
>You look back.
>Cadence looks at where the book disappeared, and then back at you.
>"...and your point is?"
>God damn it.
"Cadence, this is ridiculous." you exasperate.
>"It's perfectly fine!" she humphs. "Besides-" she says, changing the subject "we have much more important things to deal with."
>She motions to the room, and Sombra within.
>You pinch the bridge of your nose.
>Your head is beginning to hurt.
>This colour is going to be the death of you.
>You open your eyes and Cadence is nose to nose with you.
>How do these ponies keep sneaking up on you like that?
>She leans in, her eyes looking compassionately at you.
>Her nose and your nose touch, briefly
>"Have a teaspoon of cement, and harden the fuck up." she says, softly.
>She turns around, still faintly smiling, to grab Shining.
>You however, will not go quietly into the night.
>And you've taken just as much a you can with this apartment.
>You turn and leave the Royal Apartment.
>Cadence quickly pokes her head out of the doors.
>"Anon? Please - plase don't do this..." she grumbles at you.
>You walk down the stairs, bro-hoof The Cool Bro-Guard, Cadence fluttering after you
>"Anon, this is childish now," she says.
>You disregard her, navigating the halls and eventually managing to exit the castle.
"Sorry Cadence, but I have to follow my heart," you say, somberly.
>You walk through the gates into the Crystal Empire, and head for the place you need to go.
>Around you crystal ponies bow as you begin your journey, and Cadence continues to grow upset.
>You get closer and closer to the train station.
>"Anon, anon, please" says Cadence, "I'm sorry, You can't do this, you can't just-"
>You turn around, and place a finger on her mouth. In the distance, you can hear the sound of train whistles.
"I'm sorry Cadence, but this has to be done."
>You turn, and look at the train station.
>Cadence looks very sad.
>"Anon, I, I thought you waanted to stay, that we could-"
>...then you turn your eyes eeeeeever so slightly to the left.
>To the paint shop.
>Cadence sees where you're looking.
>"No. Fuck no." she says. "Leave for all I care, don't-"
>You walk into the shop.
>She leaps into your way, hooves spread out.
>"Anon, you're not doing this."
>You try to wrangle her out of the way to get to the counter, but she doesn't shift.
>You look behind her.
"You do realize you're blocking someone leaving, right?"
>"That's nonsense - you're nonsense, you just want me to move so you can enter this, this, HORRIBLE place!" she cries, staring daggers at you.
>There's a slight ahem behind her.
>She turns, to see a pony standing there with her wares. Behind her, at the counter, is an old salespony.
>He's on the verge of tears.
>Cadence is taken aback.
>"Wh-what I mean is, that...um..."
>"You...you hate my paints?" he says.
>The customer quickly bails, eager to not get involved with the growing drama.
>"Er, no, that's not-" she tries to soothe.
>The old pony bursts into tears.
>Cadence goes over and tries to comfort the salespony
>You quickly grab as much not-pink paint as you can, and your promptly follow the customer pony out.
>You run with your ill-gotten gains back to the Castle.
>Shining is being wheeled out by a guardspony.
>"Anon, what-"
>You quickly dump some of the paint tins and cans on the wheel chair.
>You turn to the guard.
"I got this - just get some paintbrushes, some drop cloths, and some buckets, and bring them up to the Royal Apartment - stat!"
>The guard salutes and zips off.
>"Anon, what is going on!?" cries Shining, as you grab the handles on his wheelchair and soar back up to the Royal Apartment, wheels squeeking all the way.
"No time!" you yell, rolling through the halls at high speed.
>"What's going o- is this paint!?" says Shining, holding onto the paint tins and the hair for dear life.
>A few paint tins are lost while going up the stairs, many bouncing off as you push Shining up.
>You soar into the apartment, and park Shining in the middle of the room.
>You run to the front door, just as the guard from earlier runs in, packed with drop cloths and a bucket with paintbrushes in it in his mouth.
>You slam the door behind him, and quickly run to the bedroom.
>Sombra is inside, lying on the floor, forlorn, head submissively bowed into the carpet.
"Sombra, quick, there's no time!" you say, grabbing her and running back into the apartment.
>You quickly place a bewildered Sombra on the floor between Shining and the Guard.
"Alright men!" you announce, "Today, we're going to make war on an insidious, and evil enemy to our glorious nation!"
>All three of them look at you, confused and befuddled
"This enemy..." you gesture around yourself, grandly, "Is the colour PINK." you growl out.
>You quickly gesture to the furnishings, and the walls, and the everything.
"This enemy is the colour torn between two worlds - the worlds of purity, and the colour of passion! But together, they create this, this, horrendous hue before god and MAN!"
>They all recoild as you stamp and gesture and yell.
"This MUST BE RECTIFIED. This enemy shall be defeated on the blades of our brushes, by the paint in our tins, by the sweat of our brow! We WILL reclaim our land from this foe, and we will be victorious! Now, who's with me!"
>There's one 'Hurrah!' as the guard pony sets to work, moving furniture away from the walls.
>Shining is just sitting there, shell shocked.
>"You mad, mad fool!" he says simply, "You've doomed us all!"
>Sombra continues to sit there, completely confused.
>"M-master..." she growls out the word, although not with as much malice as before "why...what's-"
"There's no time!" you say, grabbing Sombra by the neck and tail, aiming her horn at the dropcloths.
>With a ch-chk, an 'ahh~nnng', a sparkle of green, the entire floor and much of the soft furnishings and covered in drop cloths.
>You look at Shining
"Well don't just sit there man, paint!"
>He looks at the wheel chair, and then at you.
>You let go of Sombra's tail and flick his horn.
>Sombra winces, but begins panting when you again sieze her tail.
>Shining simply looks at you, looks at the paint, looks back at you.
>"You can't do this bro!" he says, trying to magic Sombra out of your grip, grabbing her head and angling it to the side.
"Like hell I can't bro!" you reply, grabbing Sombra more securely by jamming your fingers into her.
>"Ahh, please, Masters!" Sombra maons.
>The guard's enthusiasm wavers at the exchange, and promptly fucks off.
>You look down at Sombra, and where he's aiming his horn.
>Shining is glaring back at you.
>"Don't you even try, bro." he says, steely eyed.
>Ch-chk, THOOOOM!
>There's an explosion of colour, and you're suddenly splattered in white paint.
>"Celly-dammit Anon!" cries Shining, releasing Sombra and magicking off some of the paint.
>He glares at you.
>Then grins evilly.
>His horn magics up-
>And you're now drenched in blue paint.
>You glare back, frowning impresssively.
>You Ch-chk Sombra, and now Shining is covered in red paint.
>You both glare at each other.
>Then smile.
>Then merrily begin soaking each other in paint, Shining using his horn to tele-portal magic onto you from the tins, you using Sombra like an airbrush.
>By the end of it you're both laughing your arses off on a very wet lounge, your arm around Shining's neck, and Sombra's on the floor, gasping in exertion and unfulfilled need.
>The apartment is a mess, but you don't care.
>"Oh man, that was more fun then it should've been" says Shining, tears of mirth in his eyes.
"Yeah, but on the bright side - the apartment is now no longer pink!" you announce
>It's true, the apartmnet is now not pink.
>It's many other colours as well, but you don't care.
>'Yeah, true." says Shining, looking around. "Cadence is going to kill us."
"But at least we died for a noble cause - getting rid of that garish pink." you say, recoiling at the memory of what the palce was like before.
>Shining simply rests his head on your shoulder.
>"We should do more fun stuff more often." he says, nuzzling you chest.
>But it comes across as smulching, considering how wet you both are.
>You simply hug him with the arm around his shoulder, and play with the pain in his mane, teasing it apart from some globs that have accumulated there.
>He simply looks up at you.
>You suddenly realise your cuddling a male, MALE, cartoon unicorn on a lounge, absolutely drenched in paint.
>And you suddenly realise that you don't care.
>You smile at him, and play with his ears.
>He coos.
>"I wouldn't mind you doing this to me later, honey." he says, dreamily.
>...
>Yeah, that crossed the line.
>You grab him forcefully and give him a noogie.
>"Hey, ow, hey, sorry, alright!" he says, laughing.
>You relent.
"You just had to ruin it." you say.
>"It was worth it." he smirks.
>You sit there, enjoying the sound of dripping paint, and Sombra's panting decreasing in intensity.
"Why did you try to stop me, anyway?" you ask Shining.
>"Because Cadence likes pink." he says, simply.
"...that it?" you say "'She likes pink'?"
>"Yeah,' replies Shining, eloquently.
"But what about you? Do you like pink?"
>Shining looks thoughtful
>"Not really," he said, "I prefer white myself. But sometimes, you have to compromise in a relationship. Heh' he smirks, "I remember arguing about the colour choice for AGES after we moved in."
"Oh?" you enquire.
>[DESIRE TO KNOW MORE INTENSIFYING]
>"Yeah, she was adamant that everything had to be pink, while I tried to get some more saner colour choices. Then, we comprimised: She'd stop turning me into a pink pony, and I gave up caring about the colour."
"That's not much of a comprimise." you deadpan.
>"Yeah, but the make-up sex was totally worth it." Shining replies smugly. "And Cadence really likes being a 'pretty pink pony princess in a pretty pink castle'. So it was worth it to make her happy." he finishes, wistfully.
"She really is uncompromising, isn't she?" you say, "She was completely sure that I was enjoying everything, painted the whole apartment pink, gave up everything for a stupid law..."
>"But when she smiles, it's like you're in heaven." says Shining, smiling as he puts his head in your lap.
>Oh man, he's whipped baaaaaaad.
>Then again, he absolutely loves Cadence, you can see that in the way he talks about her.
>It's adorable.
>You gently mix colours into Shining's coat, forming swirls and patterns.
>You wouldn't mind getting in on this, being a part of this relationship.
>Shining closes his eyes, and makes a 'purr'ing like noise.
>Which makes his neck vibrate.
>Which then travels directly into your groin.
>No, Bad dick, bad dick.
>Shhhh Anon, just let it happen.
>What do you mean dick!
>...
>Dick!?
>...
>DICK!?
>...
>Shining raises his head, and looks at the small mound in your pants.
>He looks up at you with those amazing eyes surrounded by splotches of purple, yellow and blue.
>You stare back.
>"Follow you heeeeeeart..." comes cadence's voice, eerily in the back of your mind.
>"Follow your diiiick..." comes Shinings' voice.
>...
>You gently rub Shining's ear and smile.
>Shining takes that as a yes. His horn lights up, and the zipper and button on your pants undo.
>Your underwear is pulled down your legs, along with the pants, releasing your dick from it's prison.
>It throbs and Shining unconciously breaths on it, as he studies it intently.
>He gives it a little lap at the top, his eyes looking up at you.
>Dem eyes.
>You're painfully hard now.
>You rub his ear again, getting a smile as he closes his eyes and leans into the rub.
>He opens his eyes again when you stop, and gives your dick an even longer lick.
>Oh god.
>Soon your dick is engulfed in a glorious hot mouth, Shining's head bobbing up and down on your length.
>Occasionally he stops at the top, swirling his tongue around the tip, or coils it around your dick and pulls up, milking you.
>Sometimes he stops, your length in his mouth, as his tongue explores south, and gently laps at your balls.
>You're openly moaning now.
>You hand has gone from his ear to the back of his head.
>You look down, huffing and puffing, and see Sombra there, lying on the carpet, looking at Shining gobbling your dick.
>He's sweating, and panting.
>He wants the dick.
>You smile at Sombra, and with your free hand, gesture to Shining's length, now growing from between his legs.
>She looks at Shining's dick, then looks at yours, then at you, pleadingly.
>No, not the dick.
>He wants YOUR dick.
>But right now, you don't want to stop Shining.
>You don't want this to stop, not right now.
>You gesture, more forcefully, to Shining's cock.
>Sombra sighs, dejected, then sort of belly crawls over to Shining's dick.
>Shining suddenly moans heatedly around your dick.
>Dat moan.
>Dat tongue.
>Dat Yourgonnacum.
>You suddenly grab Shining's head with both hands, and push him down over your length.
>His tongue is going crazy inside his mouth.
"SHINING!" you loudly yell, shooting shot after shot of cum into Shining's hot, moist throat.
>He gulps down around your length, milking you even more.
>Eventually you stop shooting, but you're still twitching in pleasure. You remove you hand from Shining's head, and begin to rub his ear absently mindedly.
>You can't feel your legs.
>Shining raises his head, lapping your softening dick clean, panting his hot breath onto it.
>He looks up at you
>You look at him.
>A few seconds later you're kissing him.
>Wait, how.
>Why.
>What.
>His tongue is teasing along your teeth, exploring your mouth, and moaning into you.
>You're a little bit confused, but sort of roll with it.
>Wait, you're going along!?
>DICK WHAT THE FUCK
>Shhh brain, no tears, only gay now.
>Before you can consider further, Shining breaks the kiss, tenses up, presses his head into your chest and moans "Anooon!" through clenched teeth into you.
>You hear Sombra suddenly slurping as Shining empties his balls into her eager throat.
>Shining smiles googily at you, then rests his head in your lap, a little bit further forward, closer to your knees however.
>You look down at the stallion below you, and stroke him along his neck, before resting your head back and staring at the ceiling.
>That was...something else.
>And you liked it.
>You LIKED having Shining suck your cock.
>And you LIKED mucking around with him.
>And...
>And you LIKED kissing him.
>You smile.
>Yeah, I reckon I can do this.
>I mean, it was pretty gay, but you enjoyed it, so...
>You go to look back down and
>Oh.
>...
"Hey Cadence." you say, to the stone-faced, angry pink alicorn in front of you.
>Sombra has her hindquarters in the air, and his face in the carpet, licking Cadence's hooves.
>She regards you
>Then Shining, who is smiling goofily and shamefully, still lying with his head in your lap.
>Then your cock.
>Then you.
>Then the room.
>Then you.
>The silence drags on.
"How long have you been standing there?" you ask, casually, fighting the rising fear inside you.
>"Not long, but I was over by the door since "Oh man, that was more fun then it should've been"." She says.
>The staring continues.
>"S-so," says Shining, "How do you like the place?"
>"It's not pink." says Cadence.
>She continues staring at you.
>"You know you're an idiot, right?" she says.
"Stupid is as stupid does!" you say with a smile.
>Secretly you're terrified.
>You remember how she was with Sombra earlier, and you do NOT want that sadism aimed at you.
>Cadence rolls her eyes, and smiles slightly.
>"Well, while you suck at painting, I have to say, getting the apartment trashed was worth seeing your o-face." she teases.
>You frown slightly.
>"And watching you two kiss was ADORABLE!" she says, squishing her face with her hooves, eyes full of glee.
>You frown slightly deeper.
>"And how you both moaned out each other's names when you came!" she looks dreamy, and is glowing faintly pink.
>You're at full frown now.
>This can not end well.
>She looks at you, sultry
>"I might JUST consider forgiving you two about this, if you two do that again. Later." She says, grinning wickedly at you.
>You look down at Shining.
>"Yeah, I can do that." he says with a smile.
>He looks up at you.
>Yeah, you kind of liked doing that with Shining, but...
>"Trust me Anon, we're getting off lightly." says Shining, "Or do you want Cadence to give you a new pink paint job?" he adds, when your face is still unsure.
>Any shred of hesitance was shredded by that line.
>Fuck pink.
"Yeah yeah alright." you say.
>Cadence grin turns into a soft smile.
>"Thank you Anon," she says.
>She REVs the magic, and POOOF
>The room is no longer covered in paint.
>However, it's not entirely pink as it was before, being more neutral white and cream, with deep red and pastel orange highlights.
>You and Shining are no longer covered in paint, but Sombra is still soaked.
"Why is-"
>"Anon, don't think I haven't forgiven you about what you did in the paint shop, nor the fact that you stole 40 bits worth of paint." she says, sternly. "For your punishment, I want you to clean Sombra."
>You look at the paint soaked into her hide.
>There's a lot of it, and it's beginning to dry.
>It'll be damn hard to get all that out.
>You look at her.
"Why not-"
>"Oh look, it appears my magic has run out. For some reason." she says in feigned sadness. She picks both you and Sombra up in her pinkish glow, and carries the both of you into the bathroom.
"This is ridic-"
>"Now, now ANon, I'll be fine, my magic will recover after that STRENUOUS spell I just cast." she dumps the both of you on the floor. As she leaves, she gives you a wink, and then shuts the door.
>You turn to look at Sombra, and you see the full extent of the job before you.
>Sombra is absolutely DRENCHED in paint.
>More so than before Cadence pulled her spell.
>Sombra just looks back at you, unsure of what to do.
>You sigh, and begin to look around for soaps.
>This is going to take a while.