http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692   >Behold, Anonymous! >You might have witnessed what you consider to be the greatest magical feats in Equestria before >But I have come to show you that you are indeed mistaken! >I, the Great and Powerful Trixie, have prepared a private show for a select few >And you should feel pleased that I myself have come to let you know you have been invited! >That's right, Anonymous the Human! >You have permission to assist to what in years will be remembered as the BIRTH of TRUE MAGIC! >My performance will be hosted tonight in front of my carriage, in the outskirst of town >I expect you to be there before sundown, which will mark the time to commence the show! >...-- >You don't need to thank me yet, human! >Feel free to do so after you are thoroughly amazed by my magical prowess! >Until then, Anonymous   >... >It's... Midnight already >Anon is very late for my performance >That is v-very rude, but as long as I can perform for him tonight, everything will be forgiven! >I mean, he wouldn't just... Forget about this appointment, right? >The Great and Powerful Trixie invited him herself afterall... >Someone as kind as Anonymous wouldn't leave me here w-waiting for him >Even if he doesn't know I planned this presentation just for him... >And that there are no other ponies invited... >No, h-he really wouldn't!   >I will just wait a little longer... And he'll be here... >Soon... His human silhouette will appear over the hill... >Any moment now...