http://boards.4chan.org/mlp/thread/17621692
 
>Hey! Anon!
>Stop there, where do you think you are going?
>We are leaving, dude
>...
>No, dumbass, we are leaving Ponyville
>...
>Yes! Now!
>...--
>Don't even ask why, dweeb
>There's no reason to stay in this town for losers
>Not with that traitor Dash and her "new friends"
>Who needs her anyways?
>It's not like I didn't have you to keep me company, heh
>...
>Who cares where we are going?
>Actually, we could use this opportunity to go have some fun in that forest ponies are so afraid of
>What do you say, time to have an awesome adventure or what!
>...
>What do you mean you are not going?
>Aww, don't be such a baby, Anon
>W-Well, if you are too scared to go there, we can always, you know
>Go home or something
>Adventure some other day, some place you are not that scared of...
>...
>What?!
>Staying?
>Why?
>...
>You want to stay here with that loser Dash and her loser friends?
>C-Come on, Anon
>You know I don't like those jokes
>They are not funny at all, you know
>...
>Y-You really meant that?
>Aah, dude, not you too!
>Don't go all "Rainbow Dash" on me, now of all times!
>What are you even gonna do here, become a loser like the others?
>...
>YOU FEEL OFFENDED
>REALLY
>WHEN DID YOU BECOME THIS MUCH OF A LOSER?!
>...You know what?
>I don't care
>I don't even care!
>So long, loser
>See you never
>...
 
>That's right, Gilda, t-they are just in the way of your awesome style...!
>You would never... Miss a dweeb... Like Anon...
>Not even if... He was your last friend...