>Day Best day ever in Equestria.
“Rainbow! Give it back!”
>You leap up at the Pegasus as she makes a dive with your wallet in hoof.
>”Catch me and it's all yours!”
“It IS mine you little...”
>After a few more attempts you give up and walk back to the mat your friends set up.
“Applejack, lend a hand?”
>The orange mare looks up at you from her sandwich.
>”Ya mean hoof?”
“Yeah, hoof?”
>She nods and grabs a ball of mud.
>With a quick flick, Dash takes the ball straight in the wing and comes spinning down to the ground.
>Once she is back on all fours, you grab your wallet and blow her a raspberry.
>With your wallet in hand, you head back to the mat
“Thank AJ.”
>”Anytime sugarcube.”
>You take a seat and grab a slice of watermelon.
>Looking around, you wonder when was the last time you saw the six of these mares together and there wasn't some form of trouble going on.
>Pinkie is nomming down with AJ.
>Twilight is enjoying a good book as Rarity braids her tail.
>Rainbow Dash is still recovering from the impromptu landing.
>Fluttershy is just enjoying the little critters around.
>It's a nice sight to see them just relax like this.
>”Anon!”
>A hoof slaps your back, causing you to drop your wallet as you grit your teeth.
“What Dash?!”
>You look to the annoyed, dirty mare as she hovers to be on eye level with you.
>”Unfair assistance! Give the wallet back and try again.”
“Kiss my ass, greedy filly.”
>She hits you again.
>”Wuss!”
>Letting off a deep breath, you stand and turn to face the Pegasus.
>You grab her by her wings, position her so your hands now grip the skin on her neck and back.
>”Anon, what are y-”
“One.”
>”Wait, don't you dare!”
“Two.”
>”I mean it! Don't!”
“Three!”
>With a quick toss, Dash is airborne, legs flailing.
>It only takes a moment for her wings to spread and stop the toss, but your message was made clear.
>She lands in front of you, scoffing as she looks you in the eye.
>”Fine! I'll stop grabbing your stuff... if... you can do something.”
“Nope.”
>”All you have to do-”
>Placing a finger on her lips, stopping her.
“Let me stop you right there. I'm not doing aaaanything. Got it?”
>”Not even if you could win a pair of tickets to the wonderbolts?”
“... I'm listening.”
>”You beat me in a race, I'll leave you alone AND give you my pair for next weeks show. I win, you give me your wallet, with all the bits still inside, and I return it some time tomorrow.”
“You don't even know what I have in my wallet.”
>”Don't need to. You wanted it back pretty badly, so you must have quite a bit in there right now.”
>Dash isn't the smartest mare around, but she can't seriously think you wanting your property back means you're loaded.
>But if she does think that and is willing to bet a pair of tickets to an expensive show...
“Deal.”
>The mare jumps in the air, giving a fist hoof before flying to a tree.
>”First one to get from this tree to that rock and back wins! Got it?”
“Got it.”
>Sucker.
>As you take your spot next to Dash, the other mares line up on either side of you.
>Fluttershy is right next to you, smiling as she locks eyes with you.
>”G-Good luck Anon.”
“Thanks Shy.”
>Dash chuckles to herself before backing up so one of her hind hooves is touching the tree's bark.
>You do the same with one of your feet.
>”On your mark...”
>A quick hop insures you have your balance and can rush off.
>”Get seeeet...”
>Fluttershy looks as if something touched her back leg, she turns to see what it may be.
>”Go!”
>As you take your first step, Dash pushes you to the side, causing you to fall to the ground.
>You flail a bit with your palms open handed as you hit the ground.
>”AH!”
>After pulling yourself off from the ground, you look up to see Fluttershy shaking a bit.
>She seems to be clenching her body.
>A quick look shows a large red hand print on her ass.
>Her face is one of restraint, holding something back.
“Oh crap! Fluttershy, are you okay?!”
>Dash turns around and sees that all of you have your eyes on the trembling mare.
>”Anon! What'd you do?!”
“Me? You were the one who pushed me!”
>Fluttershy calms down and speaks.
>”I-It's o-okay.”
>She takes a very deep inhale and sighs.
>”I-I'm fine.”
>Dash floats next to her friend, looking at the print.
>”Does it hurt?”
>”N-Not really.”
>You push Rainbow on her side, causing her to glare at you.
>”What was that for?!”
“For trying to cheat AND causing Fluttershy to get hurt!”
>”Me?! You were the one who slapped her butt!”
>Applejack steps between you two, glaring at Dash.
>”Ya pushed him Dash! He didn't really get a chance ta control where he landed!”
>Fluttershy sighs once more, hind legs still shaking.
>”No... it's fine. R-Really.”
>She giggles a bit before letting off another sigh.
>”I'm perfectly fine everyone. I'm, uh, I think I'll call it a day though, okay?”
>Before anyone can respond, the shy little Pegasus flutters away.
>”Huh, wonder what that was all about.”
>”Yeah. Anon, ya think she's gonna be all right? … Anon?”
>Using Fluttershy's exit as a distraction, you got a large head start on the race that the dyke tried to cheat on.
>”That damn monkey! Get back here!”
>Dash's finally focused back on the race.
>Bitch thinks she can play dirty and you won't jump in the mud with?
>She'll have to think twice about that as you take her tickets!
 
 
“Come on Angel, try one more time for mommy.”
>The little bunny shakes his head, panting and hopping away.
>You rub your bottom and sigh.
>He tried for a good fifteen minutes to beat your plot, but you didn't feel a thing.
“Why won't it work?”
>As you look around your cottage, the rest of the animals shrug as they stare at their respective limbs.
>Everyone who tried was either too big or too small to feel good.
>How come Anon's smack felt so good?!
>Was it because he has hands?
>Is it only hands that can cause that weird mix of pain and pleasure?
“... Of course! It has to be them!”
>Your animals are staring at you.
“oh, uh... I-It's nothing. Um... Mommy's going to step out for a bit, okay? Everyone play nice!”
>You rush out your door with a plan to get more of those heavenly spanks.
 
 
>Feels good.
>The smooth lining over the paper.
>The look of the official logo.
>The utter satisfaction you got from Dash's face as she handed over the tickets.
>It all just sort of mixes together like ingredients in a victory cake.
>The icing?
>It's the fact you only had fifteen bits in your wallet when Dash made the bet.
>Life couldn't get any better than this.
>*Knock knock knock!*
“Huh, wonder who that could be.”
>You place the tickets in your wallet and head to the front door.
>Opening it, you see a weird box with two plump yellow mounds and a note on top of it.
>Grabbing the note, you look it over.
>”Dear Anon, I am sorry for making you feel bad when you accidentally smacked my booty. To make it up to you, I got you this zebra bongo set! The yellow bongo parts turn red if you hit them long enough and it makes noises like a mare screaming. Zebra's use it to celebrate great victories or terrible losses. Please, have fun! Your friend- Fluttershy.”
“Suh-Weeet!”
>You pull the box inside and place it in front of your couch.
“Man, I can't believe Fluttershy actually got me a gift because I accidentally hit her. I should do something nice for her... Hmm, does she like the wonderbolts?”
>As you think on whether or not your amazing friend would like to go with you to the show, an idea pops in your head.
>Relaxing by beating some bongo's would help you think better.
>Taking a seat, you crack your knuckles and smack the left drum.
>Silence.
“... huh. Maybe I didn't hit it hard enough?”
>You try again, putting some force into it this time.
>”Mmph...”
>There we go!
>Continuing your beatings, the box starts making more noises.
>”A-Ah! OoOOh! MMM! O-Oh! A-Ahnn! O-Oh-oh-oh!”
>Zebra's sure are weird, making music that sounds like a mare in the middle of some snoo snoo.
>You have to admit, it's surprisingly addictive beating these squishy drums.
 
 
>He cheated!
>You know he did!
>Everyone knows he did!
>They still made you give him the tickets though, jerks.
>”Ah-AHHH! Nnn! M-MmPh!”
>As you pass by the cheater's house, loud screams come from it.
>Is he beating a mare in there?!
>You burst through his front door and strike your best hero pose.
“All right Anon! Stop whatev-...”
>There will never be enough brain bleach to erase the image before you from your mind.
>Anon is shirtless, beating Fluttershy's ass as her body is in a box.
>“Dash! I won the tickets fair and square, accept it!”
“Wh-Whaaa?”
>Do the tickets even matter right now?
>You just walked in on him getting freaky with Fluttershy!
“A-Anon, what are you doing?”
>”Huh? Oh, right. Fluttershy sent me these zebra bongos. They make noises like a mare screaming. Weird, I know, but addictive. Want to try?”
“No!”
>Anon must be fucked in the head if her seriously think those are bongos.
>Deciding not to stain your brain anymore than you have, you make a quick exit.
>No matter how hard you try though, all you can think of is Anon's hands slamming down to smack Fluttershy's bare bottom as she hangs upside down with her body in a box.
>Fucking humans are weird!
>... or stupid.
>Weird or stupid.
 
 
“Huh, what's her problem?... Oh well.”
>Smiling, you continue smacking the now red bongos.
>There seems to be some sort of wax leaking from the bottom of the box.
>Real quality instrument right here...
>Whatever, not like you are going to keep these.
>Looking at the clock, you notice it's gotten pretty late.
“Yeesh! Did I seriously just spend the entire day playing with this thing?”
>As you push the bongo's to the side of your living room, it sounds like they are emitting giggles.
“Sensitive things, aren't you? Night bongos. See you in the morning.”
>You pat the instrument a couple times, causing it to coo.
>... What the hell.
>You kiss the red drums once before heading up to your room.
>Picnic, tickets, and bongos.
>What a perfect day.
 
 
>Day You got jacked in Equestria.
>A loud yawn escapes you as you awaken.
>After a few lip smacks, you grab your wallet and open it up.
>Yep, tickets are still there.
>Meaning yesterday wasn't a dream.
>Smiling, you stand to go get dressed and grab breakfast.
>As you head downstairs, you notice something is off.
>Looking around, your bongos are missing.
“Wh-What the hell!”
>You panic a bit, looking to see if anything else was stolen.
>Nothing, just the bongos.
“Someone stole my shit!”
 
 
>Dragging your feet, you head back to the picnic spot for another day off with your friends.
>Rarity looks back at you, concern in her eyes.
>”Is something the matter darling?”?
“I was robbed last night.”
>Every mare save for Dash and Fluttershy let out a shocked gasp.
>Applejack rushes to your side, looking you dead in the eyes.
>”Did ya see who done it? What'd they grab? Do ya know where they are?”
“No, I didn't see who did it or where they went. All they took were my bongos.”
>”I didn't even know you had bongos Nonny. We could have rocked out together!”
“Yeah, Fluttershy gave them to me last night.”
>The group all focus their attention on Fluttershy, who has a lot of ointment on her bottom.
>Looks like you hit her harder than you thought yesterday.
>Dash coughs and pushes you and Fluttershy away from the group.
>”Just a sec, okay?”
>She flies back and starts talking with the other four mares.
>Her front hooves are being flailed around in over exaggerated motions.
>Applejack steps back, blushing.
>Rarity is giggling while covering her mouth.
>Twilight has fainted and Pinkie is licking her lips while her eyebrows raise and fall in quick succession.
>They all walk over to you, except Twilight who is being dragged.
>Pinkie jumps on your back, head next to yours.
>”Say, Nonny, if you ever need another pair of bongos, you could always use mine~”
“Thanks for the offer Pinkie.”
>Fluttershy whimpers and rubs her leg.
>Applejack coughs and looks away from you.
>”Err, Ah think you 'n Fluttershy should have a talk Anon. Okay? W-We'll be at Sugarcube Corner when ya two 're done.”
>Before you can stop and ask what is going on, the five mares leave you alone with Fluttershy.
>The yellow Pegasus is blushing, looking away.
>Taking a deep breath, you rub the back of your head.
“Fluttershy, do you have all that ointment on because of me?”
>She nods, tearing up.
“Didn't think I hit you that hard yesterday... I'm sorry.”
>The mare looks shocked, eyes growing wide.
>”Y-You knew?”
“... Yes? I was there, remember?”
>”O-Ohhh my.”
>Her eyes start to dart all over the place, mumbling to herself.
“Err, anyway, I should probably make it up to you. Would you like to go see the wonderbolts perform with me?”
>She stops looking all over the place.
>Her eyes lock with yours.
>”W-What?”
“Would you like to go to the show with me?”
>She smiles and pounces you.
>”Thank you so much Anon! I'm really sorry, I mean it!”
“Er, don't be?”
>What is up with her today?
 
 
>”I-I can't believe Anon could be so... aggressive!”
>”Well, Fluttershy did trick Nonny. Hee, wonder if I could do it too. What do you think girls?”
>”Ah think it's a bad idea. Using him like that is just wrong.”
>You sip on your milkshake as the rest of your friends discuss what you told them.
>It was a tough decision, but you decided to be the bigger pony and help the cheater out.
>As you finish your shake, Anon and Fluttershy step into the bakery.
>Twilight is the first to speak.
>”S-So what happened?”
>Anon rubs the back of his head, looking rather confused.
>”I apologized for hitting Fluttershy so hard and now I am taking her with me to the show.”
“... What?”
>Seems you aren't the only one confused by what Anon is saying.
>”Err, ya know everythin' that's goin' on. Right sugarcube?”
>”What? Yeah. Of course I do. Why?”
>Fluttershy is shaking her head, mouthing the word -no- to you all.
“Uhhh, just making sure. So, you're taking Fluttershy on a date then?”
>His cheeks light up, eyes wide.
>”What?! No! Th-This is just me apologizing for what I did to her bottom! Jeez.”
>... On second thought, he probably doesn't need to know.
>Fucking moron.