>Be Anon
>Pinkie put hot sauce on your cupcake before giving it to you
>She watches with MASSIVE anticipation as the cupcake performs docking procedures with your mouth.
"Shit, almost forgot."
>Pull bottle of Tabasco sauce out of your pocket
>Empty it on your cupcake
>Eat it all in one bite
>Look at pinkie in the eye
"Needs more habanero."
>She NOOOs like Darth Vader
>Go home
>Farts leave blood stains on your underwear for 2 days after
"Worth it."
>Today was a chipotle-away day