>A
Alright... Purplehorse. Let's get down to business. Obvious that you're the leader here. Explain where we are, what you all are, and what happened.
>[INSERT PURPLE HORSE EXPLANATION OF WHO EVERYONE IS, WHAT EQUESTRIA IS, AND WHAT HAPPENED]
So you're teleported us to a place where tons of pastel horses and horse-like creatures live in harmony? Twilight, that is crazy. We humans can barely get along with each other because of arbitrarily defined borders.
>"Okay everyone, now that we've gotten the situation cleared up we'll divide into teams. Me and Fluttershy will glean information about humans and the situation from Anon, Applejack you go help Rarity with Nony, and Rainbow and Pinkie go with the other one to wherever. Ok!"
>You and Twilight begin to have political, scientific, and psychological discussions about humans and ponies while Fluttershy asks you about anotomy of your species
 
>N
>you've been standing her forever
>that crazy fashion horse has already taken your measurements, but is still designing clothes and insists you stay put
>"Dahling come see!"
>you shuffle over to the workshop and see a lovely pair of khakis and a black shirt with a Mars and Venus symbol interlocking
Where'd you get that symbol?
>"I saw it tattood on your flank dear and assumed it must be your cutie mark, and since you humans wear pants all the time I considered you might appreciate your talent on display all the time!"
>oh lord
>your tatoo
>"hope I'm not interruptin' anythang"
>a citrus colored pony wearing a stetson appeared in the doorway
>"Not at all Applejack dahling!"
>you quickly grab the clothes and put them on
>you'll figure out undies later
So....
 
>Y
>oh god your tastebuds
>you and the pink demon were baking up a storm and having Rainbow Dash taste test it
It's time Pink
>"For what Yeemy?"
>Daw. A nickname
Mom's Spaghetti.
>the pink one knew this was important
>the pride parade overheard
>her knees were shaking
>palms sweaty