>in some land full of pone fucks
>"Alright Spike! This spell to teleport you to the dragon guides for your puberty should be almost complete!"
>purplebooksmart finishes the last rune and levitates her young dragon into the middle
>the alicorn then activates the rune
>as par with AiE stories, our lovely Anon, Nony, and Ymous are teleported to Equestria
>seriously, fuck writing that part
>do you know how hard it is to create a new way of getting Anons to Equestria?
 
From now on A shall be Anon's perspective/voice, N for Nony, and Y for Ymous.
 
>A
>a flash of lavender light expells the nearby booths as you are wrapped in a smell of old books
>your body, a one that you had finely sculpted over the years to be bara or chubbystrong if you will is transported
>your beard and plaid shirt are not left either
>neither is that silly necklace you insist on wearing of two scissor blades
 
>N
>as you finish your white hot sperm all over the computer screen, your date for the night sleeping soundly a flash of lavender and the smell of old books blows up your dorm
>you pass out from pleasure and all that's left is jizz on the computer
>best orgasm ever
 
>Y
>as you finish the delectable pasta your mother has made you wipe your mouth
>you drink the remainder of your wine
>your mother then proceeds to embaress you by reminding you of the spaghetti incident
>I love you, but I hate you mom
>and the explosion, smell, yadayada sends your parents plates into their faces as you are transported
>mom's spaghetti