>you are Anon
>you are not in Equestria
>instead you're at a convention
>an anime one
>you're a 4chan browsing loser, but whatever
>the two necklaces tinkle together, making a sound of swordfights
>your name is Anon
>and damn do you love Kill la Kill
 
>you a Nony the human
>you are sitting at home
>masturbating
>god you're so alone
>fuck your life
>damn does this feel good
>almost as good as the wicked sex you have
>you are Nony
>and damn are you a nymphomaniac
 
>you are Ymous the human
>you are at your parents house
>at the front door
>you haven't seen them in years
>your knees are weak
>palms sweaty
>little splotch of cat vomit in your brown sweater
>you are greeted to a lovely smell
>mom's spaghetti
>you are reminded to suggest to your boss to add spaghetti to the menu
>you are Ymous the human
>and you love cooking
 
And here are our characters! Anon the Anime Nut, Nony the Nymphomaniac, and Ymous the Cook!