>Your name is Alphonse Nony Mous
>nobody can call you Alphonse, except your foster mom (she doesn't listen) despite your best wishes
>orphan life was tough yo
>home to home, state to state
>your parents died from being shot by a mugger
>you hated Batman
>like so much
>everywhere you went, the bullies managed to connect you with him
>due to your issues with "teenage angst"
>that was what got you into fights
>even before your teens
>whatever
>at least your new foster was fairly nice
>it was actually somewhat nice here
>if it wasn't so boring
>what can you say man, small town in Oregon