>after grieving applefluffs death (god bless her soul) you know the best way to get over her is to get a new fluffy
>at agency the receptionist gives you that stare
>"another one dead?"
>"yeah"
>"it's a common thing, just go through and pick another"
>immediately a bouncing fluffy at the front of the cage catches your eye
>light pink coat and a darker pink, curly mane
>"dada pway! parties! pway!"
>you know this is the one
>fill out the needed forms and adopt her
>once arriving home you decide to call her fluffy pie
>fast forward a week and fluffy pie is surprisingly still alive, and still as energetic as ever
>fast forward another week however, and fluffy pie is starting to get bored
>"fwuffy wan bake cake!" fluffy pie exclaims
>you think about the potential risks
>they seem okay, no water involved
>"Okay, but only if I supervise"
>"yaay! wuvv ouu dada!"
>you go to the store and buy the neccesary ingredients
>flour, vanilla, salt, sugar and eggs
 
>you get back home to an anxiously waiting fluffy pie with all the ingredients
>she's already waiting in the kitchen with all the utensils
>she even took out a cupcake mould tray, suggesting she wants to make cupcakes instead of an actual cake
>you set up everything for her
>"okay fluffy pie, get to it!"
>she frantically bursts into dance
>"ALL OUU HAWVE TO DO IS TWAKE A CUP OV FLOUR ADD IT TO DA MIWX"
>she proceeds to add flour to an empty bowl
>"NOW JUST TWAKE A WITTLE SOMETHING SWEET NOT SWOUR"
>in goes the sugar
>"A BIT OF SAWLT JUS A PIWNCH"
>and the salt
>"BAWKING DESE TWEATS IS SWUCH A SINCH ADD A TWEASPOON OF WABILLA"
>the vanilla is added
>"ADD A WITTLE MORE AND COUNT TO FWOUR"
>she starts loading the mixture into the cupcake tray
>"AND OU-
>"what about the eggs fluffy?"you ask
>fluffy pie giggles
>"i forgots dem, awl add dem now!"
>she manages to crack the egg, almost half the size of her, and add it to the bowl
>fluffy grabs the second egg and cracks it
>some of the egg white gets on fluffy
>fluffy pie drowns