>adopt 1,000 pegasus fluffies
>spent 16 hours roping them up and tying them to a chariot
>have 90 degree angled pole mounted vertically at front of chariot, with second pole extending past fluffies
>tie rope with spaghetti on it
>move contraption to back yard with plenty running space
>"mush, fluffies!"
>fluffies chase spaghetti
>"you have to fly to get the spaghetti fluffies!"
>"saghetti!" is chanted by 1,000 fluffies as the ascend into the air
>you are now flying on a chariot using fluffy power
>you get too close to the sun
>fluffies wings melt
>you are falling to the ground from 60,000ft high
>fluffies puff up cheeks and they become some sort of parachute
>you fall to your death while fluffies easily glide to ground