You tell Shining he should overthrow the princesses. However, your lack of charisma from being a basement dwelling non-equine, along with his well intentions and moral stance, give you a 1% chance of this working.
 
After doing some math, the GM has determined that your attempt failed. Shining laughs it off as a compliment of his ability in combat and reminds you that this was just a spar.
 
Cadence, meanwhile, has taken to healing herself and her husband. She asks if you two would like to join her for tea.
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Your posse makes way down to the kitchen. After going through the hundred or so types of tea they have, they have no clue what kind of tea should be made. You propose you make your patented "bomb ass tea". "It needs some bomb, some ass, and some tea," you explain. "Pick any kind of tea you want, since the bomb and ass will make most of the flavor." After settling for Cloudsdale Punch, you ask Cadence to summon specific amounts of potassium nitrate, bleach, and peanuts. "But what about the ass?" Shining inquires. You grin wildly. "Let me show you," you reply.
 
You have Cadence's face right in front of Shining's plump ponut. "It's simple. Cadence will collect the ass cheese from you and dump it out onto this plate. That cheese will then be used in the tea. "Anon dear, are you sure that an ass-tasting drink is really that good?" Cadence questions. "Sure. People buy Monster energy drinks, surely this couldn't taste much different."
 
And with that, Cadence goes to town. Her giraffe tongue manages to get the entirety of Shining's backsack, taint, and ass all in one go. He moans quietly as Cadence laps up all the gunk from his rear, spitting out the cheese onto the plate every twenty seconds or so. After five minutes, you consider stopping them to say that's enough. But, seeing how into it they are, you decide merely to swap an empty plate in and let them continue their fun.
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Cadence seems to be going beyond the original parameters and is now using a multitude of tongues to rim, deep rim, fellate, and sound her husband all at once. His moans are much louder than before, and you wonder what you should do if any of the servants hears. Regardless, you yourself pull down your pants and give Lil' Richard his daily massage. You notice how Cadence is using a multitude of tongues to make sure the entirety of Shining's scrotum and penis are covered, and the increasing number of tongues she using to fill his anus. Shining then cums, but struggles to find sweet release as Cadence's tongues have plugged his urethra tight. Instead, he feels his genitals have been magically enlarged.
 
Half an hour later, Shining's testicles have bloated to the size of footballs and his penis is roughly the same dimensions as his leg. You realize that Cadence's scleroses have turned green and a purple haze (loljimihendrixamirite) emanates from her eyes. You should probably intervene at this point, but there was a point this shit should've stopped and you've clearly crossed that line, so you might as well continue and see where this goes.
 
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